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    snoball
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        If you're asking me for advice, I'm going to assume that you've run out of rational options.
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        snoball
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            A young artist exhibits his work for the first time, and a well known art critic is in attendance.
            The critic says to the artist, “would you like to hear my opinion of your work?”
            “Yes”, the artist replies.
            “It’s worthless.” says the critic.
            “I know,” the artist replies, “but let’s hear it anyway.”


            If you're asking me for advice, I'm going to assume that you've run out of rational options.
            My work on Facebook

            #1155295
            Dcam
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                #1155303
                Aussiesrus
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                    ”PAINTING FOR SALE”

                    HAS MINOR DAMAGE WHICH CAN EASILY BE FIXED :wink2:

                    Contact Michael @ ARCHIVALSUPERIORCANVASES and get completely ripped off – Errr I mean completely set up with a beautiful original artwork for your home or office:cool:

                    But wait, there’s more – This beautiful oil painting has another artwork underneath as the artist has painted over an existing landscape:evil:

                    So – The luck buyer will acquire 2 original oil paintings for the price of 1:confused:

                    :angel: – But do I get a refund if I am not happy with the product within 30 days ?

                    :evil: – Absolutely ! – You can always trust Michael from ARCHIVALSUPERIORCANVASES for a great deal :cool:

                    Michael

                    michaelcartwrightart.com.au
                    https://bluethumb.com.au/michael-cartwright
                    I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM

                    #1155289
                    snoball
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                        Maybe not a joke:

                        The hardest part of being an artist is being nice to people who think they know how to do your work.


                        If you're asking me for advice, I'm going to assume that you've run out of rational options.
                        My work on Facebook

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                        Elle Amde

                        Never fear; always persevere.

                        #1155290
                        snoball
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                            If you're asking me for advice, I'm going to assume that you've run out of rational options.
                            My work on Facebook

                            #1289351
                            dave woody
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                                How many artists does it take to change a frame?

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                                snoball
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                                    If you're asking me for advice, I'm going to assume that you've run out of rational options.
                                    My work on Facebook

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