This is what I wrote for guests a few years ago
TO OUR GUESTS
Welcome to our place of rest
We hope you’ll feel at home,
I haven’t done much housework
But feel free to have a moan
Cos the duster’s in the cupboard
And the cleaner’s in the hall
And don’t forget the cobwebs
Hanging from the walls
The windows they need cleaning
And the ironing pile is high
The laundry it needs doing -
“Oh stop!” I hear you cry!
Well go out to the garden
Pick a weed or three
We don’t charge too much for them
And to friends they’re often free
I haven’t done much baking
There’s not much in the tins
But the wine is in the chiller
And the cupboard’s full of gin
So enjoy your visit with us
We’re so glad that you have come
I just know we’ll have a lot of laughs
And heaps and heaps of FUN!!!!!
WELCOME TO OUR HUMBLE ABODE
©N.E. Sommerville