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12-18-2004, 08:38 PM
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where can one buy a husband?
There are plenty of sites where men can buy a wife, where are the sites where I can buy a husband?
I have given up with meeting men in the normal fashion after another failed relationship...so I'd like to buy a husband instead..some one very handsome who does what I say will be perfect...any ideas?
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12-18-2004, 08:49 PM
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Re: where can one buy a husband?
LOL! I don't even care if they're handsome. A personality would be nice as well as a good sense of humour. AND, a job, or a pension, at the very least! 
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12-18-2004, 09:01 PM
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Re: where can one buy a husband?
lol..yes a personality would be nice but its hard to find!
mine would have to be able to play the electric guitar, sing in some sort of fashion, and entertain me whilst I paint.
Idealy he should be taller than me, have no living relatives, and a large trust fund!
maybe I should place an ad......
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12-18-2004, 09:11 PM
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Re: where can one buy a husband?
omydear! I'd be happy with someone who could hum off-tune! I wouldn't even mind if they watched football. OR basketball. (I have earplugs)
Yes, taller is better. Isn't it odd how I'm 5foot 7inches but the very same man standing next to me at exact head height says he is 5foot 11 inches? Odd. Do they count differently? Measure taller? Shrink, perhaps?
Trust funds? argh! Had one of those once...spoiled, bloody brats and selfish to the max. I'll take one lumberjack, please. Well done on the outside and pink in the middle.
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12-18-2004, 09:39 PM
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Re: where can one buy a husband?
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Yes, taller is better. Isn't it odd how I'm 5foot 7inches but the very same man standing next to me at exact head height says he is 5foot 11 inches? Odd. Do they count differently? Measure taller? Shrink, perhaps?
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yes this is very odd, I have had the same experience, I think they do count differently probably in 'man inches' which are slightly bigger than the normal inch.
you are right about the trust fund, i'll scrap that idea, I don't want a spoiled brat husband. I'm thinking of getting one from spain......
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12-18-2004, 09:44 PM
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Re: where can one buy a husband?
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12-18-2004, 11:29 PM
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Re: where can one buy a husband?
mailordergroom.com ?
groomsrus.com ?
hmm, i smell a new site coming on..... 
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12-19-2004, 10:33 AM
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Re: where can one buy a husband?
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Originally Posted by meriadoc
mailordergroom.com ?
groomsrus.com ?
hmm, i smell a new site coming on..... |
Nothing new about this organization, and a MUCH better alternative to permanent ownership...IMO... 
Rent a Husband...
I'm happy to quote my hourly rate, plus travel and other expenses! 
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12-19-2004, 11:24 AM
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Re: where can one buy a husband?
That site is a riot! I'm just not sure if I'd want ANY relative of Stephen King spooking around my house.
Plus the fact.....I prefer TWO eyebrows.
PLUS the fact....I'm a great cook, great in the entertainment department , (I play the piano and guitar  ), have a good sense of humour, small dogs and children like me...SO, the rentahusband should be paying ME!
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12-19-2004, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by meeeow2002
yes this is very odd, I have had the same experience, I think they do count differently probably in 'man inches' which are slightly bigger than the normal inch.
you are right about the trust fund, i'll scrap that idea, I don't want a spoiled brat husband. I'm thinking of getting one from spain......
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MAN INCHES!
Spain? Mexico would be less expensive!
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12-19-2004, 12:06 PM
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Re: where can one buy a husband?
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12-19-2004, 12:30 PM
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Re: where can one buy a husband?
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Originally Posted by jaxas
Nothing new about this organization, and a MUCH better alternative to permanent ownership...IMO...
Rent a Husband... |
ROFL! Too funny!
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12-19-2004, 01:31 PM
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Re: where can one buy a husband?
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12-19-2004, 01:37 PM
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Re: where can one buy a husband?
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Hmmmm. Full of hot air! So, what else is new? 
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12-19-2004, 01:45 PM
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Says he doesn't break wind. He would if you stuck a pin in him! LOL 
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