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<FONT size="5">Artist's Head Explodes After Reading Debate Forum.</FONT s>
<FONT size="3">After reading several very thought provoking and overwhelming debates in the WetCanvas message boards, an artist's head exploded from the sheer volume of mind boggling rhetoric and semantic gymnastics found in such postings.</FONT s> The artist was so confused and torn being a "realist" or "intuitive" painter that her last canvas contained a pink and purple polka dotted cow and manic strokes of black and red swirling in and around the cow with the faces of Jackson Pollock and Thomas Kincade appearing as latent images. Critics have art patrons in suspense by withholding their final statements on whether the artist was a genius or just a hack. The family will plan the funeral after the critics' verdict and they know whether they will be rich or remain poor (the family's unofficial statement is that donations to pay for a paupers wake will be accepted and on the outside chance of genius status donations may be made to the Home of Aged and Mentally challenged Critics).
[This message has been edited by msue (edited August 11, 2000).]
[This message has been edited by msue (edited August 11, 2000).]
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