This was in my inbox this morning ... enjoy.
What should we do with Bin-Laden?
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly
perrform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.