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11-19-2003, 11:16 PM
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Wyoming
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Loopy Cootieshorts
I just got this email from my SIL... still giggling. Enjoy and what's YOUR new name?
This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness o break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plotdose of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the THIRD letter of your FIRST name to determine your New first name:
> a = poopsie
> b = lumpy
> c = buttercup
> d = gidget
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = fluffy
> h = cheeseball
> i = chim-chim
> j = stinky
> k = flunky
> l = boobie
> m = pinky
> n = zippy
> o = goober
> p = doofus
> q = slimy
> r = loopy
> s = snotty
> t = tootie
> u = dorkey
> v = squeezit
> w = oprah
> x = skipper
> y = dinky
> z = zsa-zsa
> Use the SECOND letter of your LAST name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> a = apple
> b = toilet
> c = giggle
> d = burger
> e = girdle
> f = barf
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = cootie
> j = monkey
> k = potty
> l = liver
> m = banana
> n = rhino
> o = bubble
> p = hamster
> q = toad
> r = gizzard
> s = pizza
> t = gerbil
> u = chicken
> v = pickle
> w = chuckle
> x = tofu
> y = gorilla
> z = stinker
> Use the FOURTH letter of your LAST name to determine the second half of
> your new last name:
> a = head
> b = mouth
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = tush
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = butt
> l = brain
> m = tushie
> n = chunks
> o = hiney
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = buns
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = kisser
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = brains
> z = juice
> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And
> remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh
> an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
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11-20-2003, 06:41 AM
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New Member
South Dakota
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ZIPPY BUBBLE SNIFFER!!
Thats my new name! I should change my user ID 
I also think that is a very appropriate name for Mr. Bush 
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11-20-2003, 06:47 AM
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A WetCanvas! Minion!
Westland, Michigan
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Crusty Cootiebrain at your service. I don't think I like this one.
Brenda
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11-20-2003, 07:19 AM
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Lord of the Arts
Tilburg, The Netherlands
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Loopy GiggleHead
Yup thats me...
I'm a loopy gigglehead alright... someone already told me last night I needed to be placed in a small, comfortable, white padded room with a nice white jacket to match all my outfits... 
Hugs from Loopy GiggleHead Holland,
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11-20-2003, 07:37 AM
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Fort Wayne, IN
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Poopsie Cootiepants! Sounds like I have "bathroom" issues!
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11-20-2003, 10:26 AM
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Alabama
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I'd like to introduce myself: Crusty Girdlechunks, pleased to meet you!!!
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11-20-2003, 10:32 AM
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A Local Legend
Saint George Island, FL & Stafford Springs, CT
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Tooty Wafflesniffer! That just cracks me up! These are hysterical!
pat
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11-20-2003, 10:56 AM
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A WetCanvas! Minion!
Central IL
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Hi there! My name is...
Buttercup Gorillabuns! Hehe...
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11-20-2003, 11:01 AM
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Maryland..just outside of Washington, DC
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11-20-2003, 12:07 PM
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Lord of the Arts
Lewisville, TX
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ZIPPY APPLE BISCUITS . .. . . hey, I sound kinda yummy |
11-20-2003, 12:24 PM
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A Local Legend
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Zippy Chickenface!
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11-20-2003, 01:23 PM
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Senior Member
Odessa, TX
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Zippy Appletush! That was great fun! Thanks!
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11-20-2003, 01:27 PM
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A WetCanvas! Patron Saint
Central. MA. USA
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Quote:
Originally posted by toozygoot
Tooty Wafflesniffer! That just cracks me up! These are hysterical!
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How apropos!
Didn't you once tell me that if I came to visit, you make excellent waffles??
Or was it pancakes?
Oh! Zippy Girdlenose here... proud wife of Cheeseball Bubblekisser, and mother of Skipper Bubblekisser... ROTF
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11-20-2003, 01:50 PM
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A WetCanvas! Minion!
Southern California
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LMFAO
Im Zippy AppleSniffer 
DH would be Gidget AppleSniffer ROFL
Penelle
This was really funny thanks!
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11-20-2003, 02:29 PM
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Gilbert, Arizona
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Poopsie (Applenose) ChuckleRhino wife of Goober ChuckleRhino, mom of Boobie BubbleGirdle and her sister, Boobie BubbleGirdle! What was I thinking!!??
Jeannie
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