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    AllisonR
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        So let’s hear the wonderful, positive things that happen, in or out of the studio.

        I’ll start – From September to December I lost 15 pounds by eating smaller meals, less carbs, and less junk. It was hard. I’d lose a pound or two and then be stuck at the same weight for weeks, despite healthy eating. Don’t get me wrong, I still had dessert, but perhaps only once a week. I still drank wine, but a glass or two once a week instead of two bottles a week.

        For Christmas I met with family for two weeks in Florida. I decided that I would enjoy my family to the fullest, and that meant I would eat and drink whatever I wanted, and just have fun. I accepted that I would gain 4-6 pounds and I would lose it again slowly when I came home.

        I ate croissants, eggs and bacon and cereal at hotel breakfasts. I ate out either lunch or dinner every day with family, and I don’t mean spinach salad, I mean burgers, fried shrimp… I had a soda every single day, and often a glass or two of wine at dinner.

        I came home and weigh exactly the same as when I left. I couldn’t believe it so I reweighed myself. Same weight! WTH is going on? :confused: I am totally confused, but happy. Whatever can go right, will go right. At least occasionally.

        Being born places you at a greater risk of dying later in life.

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        EnPassant
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            I don’t think it is just a question of weight. I eat natural foods and avoid junk. I find it has a dramatic effect on my mind; I feel mentally clear and focused. If I eat junk I feel the difference immediately. Junk builds up in your system over long periods of time and eventually right goes wrong!

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            John Emmett
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                [FONT=”Georgia]WTH is going on?[/FONT]

                [FONT=”Times New Roman]You’re not in the same body from week to week.[/FONT]

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                Snow_tabby
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                    Here’s a law I find most annoying. Not sure if it has a name. But did you ever go and look for a lost item and not find it but then go looking for something else and then end up finding the earlier item?

                    Its like “you’ll find it when you’re not looking for it”:rolleyes: 😌🤪

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                    musket
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                        I don’t think it is just a question of weight. I eat natural foods and avoid junk. I find it has a dramatic effect on my mind; I feel mentally clear and focused. If I eat junk I feel the difference immediately. Junk builds up in your system over long periods of time and eventually right goes wrong!

                        Gimme some Junior’s Cheesecake and hold the farm animal diet, thank you very much. Life is too short to spend eating nothing but stuff that’s supposed to be good for you. Hagen Daz has never been known to fry my mental clarity. Just make sure to brush and rinse immediately after eating.

                        We have recently discovered that Mallomars are completely unchanged since we were kids. Exactly the same. Same package, same excellent chocolate, not too sweet filling, nice crumbly lower crust. Apparently, 70% of their sales are in New York, which is probably why they’ve kept it all the same. If they tried to change, millions of irate New Yorkers would write angry letters to the company and threaten to boycott the product until it was returned to its original condition. Mallormars have been around for over a hundred years! Now that’s what you call traditional food.

                        I will happily take a side dish of Fran Drescher as an accompaniment to half a box of Mallomars. Hot Jewish chick heaven. “Miss FINE!”

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                        EnPassant
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                            Life is too short to spend eating nothing but stuff that’s supposed to be good for you.

                            I don’t even like the taste of rich sugary food. I don’t miss it at all but I do indulge in coffee too much and I do like brandy-flavoured ice cream, yum!

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                            Positive things that happen:

                            Last year a gastro-enterologist to whom I was referred because of a positive colo-rectal cancer screening test (a test made universally available to British Columbians 55 and older) satisfied himself that I had no colo-rectal cancer, but ordered a supplementary CT scan to look for evidence of the Crohn’s disease I had been diagnosed with 28 years ago.

                            He didn’t find any Crohn’s disease, so the diagnosis may have been wrong to begin with. But he did discover a tumour in the small intestine, which turned out to be cancerous, and which had just started to spread outside of the intestine into the lymph nodes and surrounding tissue.

                            After 2 surgeries, I have been given the all clear by the oncologist and the surgeon. But had it not been for an apparently erroneous Crohn’s diagnosis from 28 years ago, and a supplementary CT scan ordered by the GI specialist looking for the Crohn’s; this tumour would not have been discovered until the cancer was at a much more advanced stage, in which case my story would have been very different.

                            Our universal single-payer medical system–for all the stress it is under from an aging population– worked brilliantly to my advantage.

                            "None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm." - Henry David Thoreau

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                            musket
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                                I don’t even like the taste of rich sugary food. I don’t miss it at all but I do indulge in coffee too much and I do like brandy-flavoured ice cream, yum!

                                You don’t like the taste of rich sugary food, but you do like brand-flavored ice cream? Seems like a bit of a disconnect there.

                                Many positive things have happened to me. Most of them have to do with kismet, synchronicity or whatever you wish to call things that stretch the boundaries of coincidence.

                                And most of them involve–ta dah!–girlfriends.

                                In 1968, I met a girl who had spent her sophomore year of high school in Spain and spoke good conversational Spanish. As it happened, I was working at the time for a Spanish guitar builder in New York. Said girl, who was a straw blonde knockout, to my great surprise fell in love with me, as I did with her. She was seventeen. I was nineteen.

                                As a result, she accompanied said builder and me on a tour of one of the most prestigious guitar factories in America. The president of the company was immediately and totally besotted with her, just like every other straight male who got with thirty feet of her. Her ability to eradicate the rational faculties of hapless males (me not least) without even trying always seemed to amuse her.

                                A year later, six months after she broke my heart so bad I wanted to die, I applied for a job at that same factory. It wasn’t easy to get hired in such a hidebound and traditional place unless you were born and bred within a twenty miles radius of it. The personnel director, who knew nothing of the previous year’s tour, turned me down but said I could come back in a few months, after I’d proven I was going to stick around. So I got a job at a long gone textile mill, second shift, for two months, and then went back to the factory to apply again, and again, the head of personnel was dubious. He was about to turn me down again when the president of the company happened to pop into the office. He looked at me blankly for a moment and then a lightbulb went off in his head. “How’s your girlfriend?”” he asked. I managed to keep my wits about me and said, “She’s fine.”

                                Bingo, hired. I had no real experience. But from what I learned there, a very complex and difficult procedure, I was later able to procure a job at the hippest, most advanced repair shop in New York. They hired me only because I knew how to do this– nobody else in the entire city did, in 72. And there, having easy access to the tiny, usually closed-mouthed fraternity of guitar builders in New York, I built my first that same year.

                                No girlfriend, no guitar building.

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                                John Emmett
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                                    [FONT=”Times New Roman]I learned to appreciate beauty from the beauty around me

                                    there was a lot of beauty to appreciate

                                    (none possess)[/FONT]

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                                    EnPassant
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                                        Many positive things have happened to me. Most of them have to do with kismet, synchronicity or whatever you wish to call things that stretch the boundaries of coincidence…No girlfriend, no guitar building.

                                        In Christianity this is called providence.

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                                        ~ Niels Bohr.

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                                        musket
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                                            Yes well, I’m not a Christian. I believe in the saving power of women.

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                                            ianuk
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                                                My complete life is one of fate, everything is linked in one way or another and whilst it could be described as a series of coincidences. There are too many coincidences for it to be pure accident. It reads more like a spy story where people have premeditated events.

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