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Old 02-25-2002, 12:17 PM
joemajury joemajury is offline
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St Pats jokes 2002 !!!!!!

I have been asked to start this thread again, so that all the Irish jokes will be in the one thread and make it easier to print out.
As I stated last year, these jokes are NOT meant to offend, so if you are easily offended, then please, just DONT read them.
Please feel free to add any of your own Irish jokes to this thread.
To check out LASt years thread ( to see if your joke is in it )-

A build up St Pats day 2001

Here goes :-

Belfast Library recently burned down.
Obviously a lot of students were upset as they hadnt finished colouring in their books

An Irish women walks into the chemist ( drugstore) and asks the chemist if he sells extra large condoms.
He replies " Certainly I do, do you want to buy some ?"
She replies "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does ?"

Three young candidates for the Priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test.
The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each mans pxxxx.
In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly dancer costume.
She begins to dance around the first candidate.
Even before she has begun to remove her veils : Ting - a - ling goes the little bell...
Oh Patrick, says the Monsignor, I am so disappointed in your complete lack of self - control. Go take a long cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness.
As Patrick leaves, the dancer continues slowly dancing around candidate 2, peeling of layers of veils.
As the last veil drops: Ting - a - ling
Joeseph, Joseph says the Monsignor, You to are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Go take a long cold shower and pray forgiveness.
The dancer then proceeds to dance her sensuous dance around the third candidate.
Slowly around him she dances, now devoid of all her veils, but the third candidate remains unmoved.
"Michael, my son, I am truly proud of you, says the Monsignor " Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a great Priest.
Now go and join your brethern in the shower.
Ting - a - ling !!!!!!!


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