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Old 02-28-2002, 11:41 AM
joemajury joemajury is offline
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Belfast. N.Ireland
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Wink The Drunk Passenger

A prominent Irish minister travelling home one night was greatly annoyed when a young man much the worse for drink came and sat next to him on the bus.

"Young man," he declared, "do you not realise you are on the road to perdition?"

"Oh, Hell," replied the drunkard, "I could have sworn this bus went to Kerry."