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TeAnne
10-03-2002, 07:07 PM
Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a
long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts,
but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed
that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but
it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the
Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after
she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to
the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed
the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours,
would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva
of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.

Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for
the itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next
four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick
the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now
satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer could have cared less, and knowing that
Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King -- shooed
him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King quickly summoned Nick the
Dragon Slayer...

MORAL OF THE STORY

Pay your bills

Cision
10-03-2002, 07:10 PM
Good Form! Did you write this? It is very funny.

Cision

Elankat
10-03-2002, 07:28 PM
rofl!

Axl
10-03-2002, 07:38 PM
rolflmfao! That's the best!

TeAnne
10-03-2002, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by Cision
Good Form! Did you write this? It is very funny.

Cision

No, it was in my email this morning. :evil:

violet feme
10-03-2002, 07:48 PM
LOL! too funny TeAnne!

TeAnne
10-03-2002, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by violet feme
LOL! too funny TeAnne!
:evil: I was hoping it wasn't too risque for the forum :evil:

Leaflin
10-03-2002, 09:33 PM
:D ROFLMAOSOS :D

Now I know why Nick (the one with halloween hat on) likes to crotch everyone!

Redsy333
10-03-2002, 10:11 PM
Baaaaaaaaahahaha!

kitaye
10-03-2002, 10:13 PM
ROFL That is rich. Now all we need is an illustration :evil: Any volunteers?

happywanderer
10-03-2002, 11:06 PM
Thanks for the laugh!

Now the illustrated version might be a little to risque - how many butt icons would be required:confused:

chookbrown
10-03-2002, 11:20 PM
hehehehe....very funny Te...

Chooky:D :D

TeAnne
10-04-2002, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by leaflin
:D ROFLMAOSOS :D

Now I know why Nick (the one with halloween hat on) likes to crotch everyone!
arghhhhhhhhhhhh LeafLady, too much information. :evil: lolol

TeAnne
10-04-2002, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by happywanderer
Thanks for the laugh!

Now the illustrated version might be a little to risque - how many butt icons would be required:confused:

OMG, we would all be banned for life ever after AMEN. :evil:

DrLondon
10-04-2002, 10:28 AM
Uhh- So then what happened?




:D :p

Just kidding!!

That was hilarious. I'll have to share that one.

Redhawk
10-04-2002, 04:14 PM
OMG I have got to pass that one on! Takes the Pied Piper theme to a whole new level!

maldrin
10-04-2002, 09:27 PM
That is one of the funniest jokes I have ever read, heard, seen, etc.

LOVELY and WICKED!!

TeAnne
10-05-2002, 01:14 AM
heheeh Glad you all liked this one. :evil: :evil:

plumpfairy
10-06-2002, 12:11 PM
:D HILARIOUS! (is that spelled with 2 "L's"?,,,,ah, who cares!)
Love this, too damn funny! I wanna send a copy to my sis-n-law!
jana:D :D :D