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dots
09-16-2002, 03:25 AM
MY IMAGE(S):
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Critiques/upload_spool/09-16-2002/13093_DSC01086.JPG

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Critiques/upload_spool/09-16-2002/13093_DSC01014.JPG

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Critiques/upload_spool/09-16-2002/13093_DSC01056.JPG


GENERAL INFORMATION:
Title: uncle ray can we eat the puppy?
Year Created: 2002
Medium: Other
Surface: Canvas
Dimension: 6 rack spaces 30by30 37by40 i
Allow digital alterations?: Yes!

MY COMMENTS:
well it apears that email format is the way to go.....more bad jokes that i dont even get.

MY QUESTIONS FOR THE GROUP:
i need more coffee and someone to rip this apart

jerryW
09-16-2002, 06:07 AM
each one of these desrves it's own thread.
<img src="http://www.wetcanvas.com/Critiques/upload_spool/09-16-2002/13093_DSC01056.JPG">
is my fave here, all wonderful, so what if 50's television referrnces, so what if dots!
And why are you mr stupid head?
we saw a book about the stupids.
they all watch tv but don't turn it on.

this is so turned on that it persists with eyes closed.
so much movement.
how do you get your reference images - books?
normally I resist when the color is not integrated directly but hte patterns here open up to eachother, and it is all quite effective.

jnet11
09-16-2002, 12:01 PM
I'm partial to the puppy.

really enjoy the humor in them all ... well done!

dots
09-16-2002, 10:37 PM
allright il rip em apart #1 ray milland ,junior maudlin and the puppy... ok drawing sort of wheres the color,what are you afraid to paint? #2lawrence welk and norma zimmer dancing under the L ,so whats with the goatee and big hair on larry? do you use spray paint cause youre too poor to use expensive oil paint. this is a bunch of cutesy ideas tossed together with no constructional compression ,#3 checking out the latest copy of Competitive Sex .the invisible caption ( how do they do that?) whats with the dayglow paint,how come the faces are white? cant you find some new trendy faces? how much are a dozen sharpies in martian money? what else did you learn in art school besides how to roll a joint with one hand?

jerryW
09-17-2002, 03:35 AM
you can roll a joint with 1 hand?

dots
09-17-2002, 04:39 AM
yes i can ...and its easy first wet the glue part of the paper ,now have the speacial soul sause pre measured fo the size of the dooberinsky you have in mind.now using your mouth apply the condiment to the paper surface and gently roll away...this trick was used by cowboys that kept one hand on thier riens{spell check}.......i think they were smoking tobacco...........and now f some reworked musican jokes set to the ever humorous world of the arts....Why does an abstract expressionist keep paint brushes on thier dashboard? so they can park in handycap parking spaces.hardy har har! whats the difference between a mutual fund and a conceptual performance artist? the mutual fund will mature and start to make money.....il be working at the giggle factory in the old mall off of the merrit parkway,remember tuesdays are happy hour 5 till 9 A.M.

Paintonbrush
09-17-2002, 10:56 AM
ahhhaha-you made me spew my coffe.e gotta think how much fun you'd be at a family reunion..
Enjoy your humor and your art.
is mr stupidhead related to mr potatohead?