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snoball
04-17-2008, 02:29 PM
What we need here is another game! :evil:
Ok here are the rules:
No Profanity
No racism
No Corrupting your own wish

Post a wish and the next poster will corrupt your wish and post his/her own.

Example: I wish I had some cookies.
Corruption: You have a whole bag full of cookies but they are full of bugs!

My wish is: I wish the elections were over in the US.

Mariette Deveau
04-17-2008, 03:01 PM
...

I wish the elections were over in the US.



http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/17-Apr-2008/101601-smilie_reg_taking_cover.gif *whisper--> Isn't your wish already granted? I mean, the elections ARE over there in the US, aren't they? They're not over here in Canada.*


*I wish I had a nanny for my kids, but NOT the Cat In The Hat*



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snoball
04-17-2008, 03:36 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/17-Apr-2008/101601-smilie_reg_taking_cover.gif *whisper--> Isn't your wish already granted? I mean, the elections ARE over there in the US, aren't they? They're not over here in Canada.*


*I wish I had a nanny for my kids, but NOT the Cat In The Hat*

NO! Not until November Mariette! Now you have to go back and corrupt my wish before I can corrupt yours.:eek:

Calamity
04-17-2008, 03:40 PM
Heehee! Too funny, but poor Sno - might take us a while to get the hang of this one (at least if the first response is any indication).:lol:

Ciao,
Stefi

PS. I have to agree with Mariette - to a Canadian the US Election is over....over the border. :D

snoball
04-17-2008, 04:00 PM
OMG do I have to draw you all a picture :lol:

You might corrupt my wish something like:
The elections are over but now they have decided to call a special election using all the old ads. (not supposed to corrupt my own wish but this is a special circumstance. :D)
*I wish I had a nanny for my kids, but NOT the Cat In The Hat*
You have a nanny for your kids but she sits around with her feet up watching tv and eating your snacks.

New wish: I wish frogs could fly.

cat1hat
04-17-2008, 04:03 PM
Wish granted...but then you would have frog poopie on your head.

I wish for a swimming pool.

Calamity
04-17-2008, 04:25 PM
You have a swimming pool...but it's an inflatable kiddy-sized one.


I wish for spring flowers!

snoball
04-17-2008, 04:38 PM
You have them but a hard freeze is predicted for tonight.

I wish for a beautiful day tomorrow.

skymom
04-17-2008, 04:44 PM
You have a beautiful day but you have to work overtime until dark.

I wish for time alone for me and my sweetie.

snoball
04-17-2008, 04:45 PM
You have it but there is a bad water leak in the kitchen, the roof begins to leak and the heating is out.

I wish for peace in Bosnia (where is Bosnia?)

skymom
04-17-2008, 05:48 PM
(how did you know what happened the last time we were alone?):)

You get peace in Bosnia but there is a serious drought and the crops are failing.

I wish for my child's soccer team to win one game this season.

loft artist
04-17-2008, 06:00 PM
I wish there was a games forum !!
only joking ladies ! Peace and harmony karma !

Calamity
04-17-2008, 06:02 PM
There is a Games Forum...and you find yourself contributing to it on a daily basis.:thumbsup:

oops - sorry, Skymom! You had the wish unanswered.

Your child's team wins a soccer game...and you get voted in as the household hosting the team victory.


I still wish I had a new set of tires for my car.

RWSewell
04-17-2008, 06:18 PM
You got it girl, four brand new Firestones...but, hey I think you're dripping from the oil pan...:eek:

I wish the Red Sox make it into the World Series this year.

mithila
04-17-2008, 08:05 PM
(Hey, wasn't this one of those games that died... got pushed to page oblivion by the non-game threads? :lol:)

snoball
04-17-2008, 09:27 PM
The Red Sox make it but the series is cancelled.

I wish people wouldn't mention that this was a game that died. :lol: (I knew that)

Gadeho
04-17-2008, 11:19 PM
The Red Sox make it but the series is cancelled.

I wish people wouldn't mention that this was a game that died. :lol: (I knew that)

No one will mention it again, but the moderator will close it! (not, too fun)

I wish the perenial wish for a million bucks!

mithila
04-17-2008, 11:30 PM
You get your million, but I steal it away from you. :lol:


I wish I could swim underwater.

Gadeho
04-17-2008, 11:38 PM
You get your million, but I steal it away from you. :lol:


I wish I could swim underwater.

You get to swim underwater, but your lungs turn to gills:lol:

I wish I were young and handsome

RWSewell
04-18-2008, 12:02 AM
No problem. You're young and handsome...and the biker dude with a cold sore at the end of the bar wants to buy you a beer.

I wish I were young and handsome (I'd settle for handsome...:rolleyes: )

Calamity
04-18-2008, 12:10 AM
You're young and handsome...and at your eighth birthday party about to get a kiss from your Auntie with the big mustache.:lol:


I wish it would quit snowing outside (for real - another blasted spring squall!).

mithila
04-18-2008, 01:18 AM
No sooner asked than granted. Now that you're in the desert, there's only the loo blowing outside.

I wish my hair would straighten out.

dropkick
04-18-2008, 01:22 AM
It straightens out, as it falls to the floor.

I wish there weren't any wolves living in my area.

mithila
04-18-2008, 01:39 AM
Fine! Have fun skidding on the bunny pills.

I wish the mangoes would ripen.

snoball
04-18-2008, 06:27 AM
The mangos ripen but you develope an allergy to them.


I wish fattening foods were good for you.

Mariette Deveau
04-18-2008, 07:04 AM
PS. I have to agree with Mariette - to a Canadian the US Election is over....over the border. :D {Yes, that's what I meant "over" = "over there"/"there in the US" Glad someone got it... LOL... must be that Canadian humour we all got :wink2: }
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Mariette Deveau
04-18-2008, 07:06 AM
I wish fattening foods were good for you.Wish granted. They are super good for you! But they all taste and look like blood pudding... heheh.


I wish I had a nice sports car again...

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Mariette Deveau
04-18-2008, 07:07 AM
No problem. You're young and handsome...and the biker dude with a cold sore at the end of the bar wants to buy you a beer. ):lol: :lol: :lol:

{... and you are handsome already, m'dear!}

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snoball
04-18-2008, 07:17 AM
You have a nice sports car with 4 flat tires.

I wish that grass only grew a nice even 2 inches high.

Mariette Deveau
04-18-2008, 07:26 AM
Wish granted, but now you are only a quarter of an inch tall.


I wish I had my cat back. I miss her.


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snoball
04-18-2008, 07:31 AM
You have your cat back........with 15 kittens.


I wish I had sense enough to not pick up stray dogs.

SandyB63
04-18-2008, 10:14 AM
Wish granted. You have no arms.:D

I wish I could spend more time outdoors.

snoball
04-18-2008, 10:25 AM
Granted, you can spend all the time you wish outdoors.................in the pouring rain.

I wish I had a new bright green dress.

mithila
04-18-2008, 10:27 AM
Granted. Now you get collected for salad. :D

I wish today would last forever.

snoball
04-18-2008, 10:30 AM
{was wondering what you would do to my new dress :lol:}

Granted, today goes on forever and now you are wishing for tomorrow.

I wish I could sing.

SandyB63
04-18-2008, 12:41 PM
Wish granted. Now you've won American Idol and they want you to go on a worldwide tour, but all you have to wear is your bright green dress and you have no one to feed your dogs.

I wish there were no heartaches in the world.

snoball
04-18-2008, 12:54 PM
Poof! There are no heartaches in the world but neither are there any hearts.

I wish someone would feed my dogs while I tour the world. :D

Calamity
04-18-2008, 01:29 PM
Granted! Your dogs are fed...to the sharks.


I wish the wind would stop howling outside (Minus 22C windchill today).:(

snoball
04-18-2008, 01:31 PM
{oh my poor doggies!}

Granted, the wind has quit and the temperature has risen to 110°.

I wish all telemarketers were on a desert island with no phones.

SandyB63
04-18-2008, 01:44 PM
Granted. But you are the only "normal" person there and it is perpetually supper time.

I wish I lived by the beach.

snoball
04-18-2008, 01:57 PM
Granted you live by the beach but the beach is now a mile behind you.

I wish I had a clean house.

SandyB63
04-18-2008, 02:19 PM
Granted. But your new maid locks you out to keep it that way.

I wish it was time to go home.

Calamity
04-18-2008, 02:22 PM
You get to go home - because you're fired from your job.:lol:


I wish the coat of paint I just finished was dry (painting my studio).

snoball
04-18-2008, 02:28 PM
It is dry but already starting to peel.


I wish I had a studio.

SandyB63
04-18-2008, 03:02 PM
You have one. But you have to climb 17 stories to get to it.

I wish I could redecorate my bedroom.

cat1hat
04-18-2008, 03:28 PM
Done...but it is a one bedroom now and you must share it with everyone.

I wish the pollen would go away.

RWSewell
04-18-2008, 03:36 PM
You got it, no more pollen. By the way, how do you like your new home...in Syberia?!

I wish there was no bad news on the nightly news.

snoball
04-18-2008, 03:46 PM
No more bad news, just silly grinning announcers telling jokes.


I wish there were something decent on tv to watch.

cat1hat
04-18-2008, 04:17 PM
There are hundreds of new TV shows...but you can't find your remote.

I wish it was 5:00

snoball
04-18-2008, 04:21 PM
{I have enough gumption to walk over and push a button :D}

It's 5:00 somewhere but you are working late today so it makes no difference.

I wish country music was still country music.

cat1hat
04-18-2008, 04:26 PM
(now see...my husband would have me change the channels...:rolleyes:

You have your country music but you've lost your hearing.

I wish I was a little bit younger.

snoball
04-18-2008, 04:36 PM
Poof! remember being an embryo?

I wish I were beautiful, rich, young and intelligent. :D

Tennessee artist
04-18-2008, 05:53 PM
You are beautiful,rich,and intelligent, but you cant find your brain. :)

Wished I was on a deserted Island and nothing could harm or touch me and all i had to do was paint! :)

snoball
04-18-2008, 05:56 PM
You are on your desert island, no phones, no telegraph, no computers, no communication of any kind and ze plane only comes round once a year.

I wish I could get motivated to paint.

Tennessee artist
04-18-2008, 06:50 PM
you have motivation to paint, think of all the good things in life, for it may not be there long

Wished I could bottle all the wonderful things in life. and get rich making everyone happy~

dropkick
04-19-2008, 01:34 AM
You get rich making everyone happy, but then the government jails you for putting illegal narcotics in your product.


I wish the weather was 75 F with a slight breeze and there was a light rain every night at 3 A.M. all summer long.

snoball
04-19-2008, 06:36 AM
You have it but you are inside with the flu.

I wish the price of gas would come down.

swampborn
04-19-2008, 10:02 AM
wish granted, but your car blew it's engine.


I wish it was summer all year

snoball
04-19-2008, 10:14 AM
granted but now you wish to build a snowman.

I wish my car was fixed. :lol:

swampborn
04-19-2008, 10:29 AM
wish granted but now you have nowhere to go.


I wish everyone was as nice as you are.

Tennessee artist
04-19-2008, 10:43 AM
granted. but no one is nice all the time.


i wish there was no CANCER in the world

ianuk
04-19-2008, 11:19 AM
I refuse to corrupt that one.


I wish my lawyer would take more time.

Tennessee artist
04-19-2008, 11:39 AM
wish granted,but your lawyer has a high bill for you to pay.

I wish for all my friends to be happy and make money.

mithila
04-19-2008, 01:01 PM
softjewel, how could anybody corrupt such a wish? :lol: Granted, but the cops put them away for counterfeiting? :)

I wish I could travel out to space.

wpm
04-19-2008, 01:26 PM
You can, but it's only the space outside your house/street/city.

I wish I could buy the house of my dreams tomorrow.

ianuk
04-19-2008, 01:28 PM
You can, however, your neighbours are terrible.

I wish I was here for longer.

Tennessee artist
04-19-2008, 01:50 PM
Wish granted :) i have nothing more to say i cant corrupt or play anymore..lol

snoball
04-19-2008, 02:07 PM
Wish granted, you are here for longer..................forever, you can now never leave.


I wish birds sang in the winter time too.

dropkick
04-19-2008, 11:18 PM
Granted but the birds are all ravens.


I wish my underwear didn't ride up.

Analagous
04-20-2008, 12:23 AM
Granted, but now you have no butt to hold them up with.

I wish my vacume ran itself.

ianuk
04-20-2008, 12:39 AM
Granted but... your vacuum sucks.

I wish it was 90 degrees here in England

joschmo
04-20-2008, 12:53 AM
Granted. It's 90 degrees in England but all the stores are out of deodorant.

I wish the air outside didn't smell like cow poo so I could sit on the deck and enjoy the stars tonight.

Calamity
04-20-2008, 12:59 AM
Tadaah! You've got it - but it's because you've lost your sense of smell.


I wish I could be more organized.

ianuk
04-20-2008, 01:15 AM
your wish is granted, but you lose your agenda.

I wish I was a better person.

joschmo
04-20-2008, 01:16 AM
Okay, you are more organized! You are now under arrest ----for being involved in organized crime!

I wish I could be granted my wish that my hair is long and beautiful without anyone being able to corrupt my wish:p

ianuk
04-20-2008, 01:19 AM
Your hair is long and beautiful but the person who granted the wish becomes bald and ugly.


I wish my hair was the same colour as when I was a young guy.

joschmo
04-20-2008, 01:24 AM
What hair? I got my wish! I'll grant it anyway..............but it's your scalp that is the same colour that your hair was when you were young.

I wish I could get tired now so I would want to go to bed. It's 12:23 a.m. - time to go to sleep!

ianuk
04-20-2008, 01:26 AM
You're tired and go to bed, unfortunatley you just lay looking at the wall or ceiling.

I wish I had as much food to choose from in my fridge as a supermarket aisle.

dropkick
04-20-2008, 01:27 AM
You go to sleep but don't wake until 12:23 a.m. tomorrow

I wish I my posts didn't cross with other peoples

dropkick
04-20-2008, 01:30 AM
Aaargh! My wish is self corrupting.


I wish I had as much food to choose from in my fridge as a supermarket aisle.
You do but the electricity goes out.

I wish I could hold my breath for 30 minutes with no ill effects

ianuk
04-20-2008, 01:37 AM
You hold your breath but float up into the sky, never to be seen again...


I wish I didn't awaken so early this morning

Calamity
04-20-2008, 01:43 AM
You sleep in...and miss a glorious sunrise.


I wish that I had a nice, new horse trailer.

ianuk
04-20-2008, 01:51 AM
Granted, but.........The insurance costs so much you can't afford fuel.

I wish I had ten girlfriends at the same time.

dropkick
04-20-2008, 01:59 AM
Granted but they all move in with you and they don't cook, clean, or support themselves, and they also don't like sex.


I wish my dog didn't snore

Analagous
04-20-2008, 02:11 AM
granted, but now your dog wishes that YOU didn't

I wish I had some munchies

dropkick
04-20-2008, 02:18 AM
Granted you have carmel corn but it's the only thing you get to eat this week.


Wish I had a Tivo

snoball
04-20-2008, 06:25 AM
Granted, you have Tivo but no TV.

I wish someone would scratch my back.

wpm
04-20-2008, 06:37 AM
Granted, but the person has such weak nails they all break and your itch remains.

I wish I had some lavender oil to put in my bath

snoball
04-20-2008, 06:41 AM
You have lavendar oil but no water.


I wish for nice day so I can grill outside.

joschmo
04-20-2008, 11:58 AM
You have a nice day but you have to come to my house and cook for my whole family.:)

I wish everyone could understand everyone else better.

snoball
04-20-2008, 12:21 PM
{but it is cold in Northern Indiana!}
Everyone can understand everyone else perfectly now and we all speak gibberish.

I wish mosquitos, ticks and chiggers were all imprisoned on a desert isle.

joschmo
04-20-2008, 12:37 PM
okay if you insist all the mosquitos, ticks and chiggers are imprisoned with you on your desert isle.

(actually, it is sunny, beautiful and warm here today.)

I wish my cats had a little less hair and shedding.

RWSewell
04-21-2008, 02:18 PM
Nothing a good shampoo can't fix...but now your cats yowl all night!

I wish society didn't find nudity so offensive and taboo.

swampborn
04-21-2008, 02:24 PM
Wish granted, everyone's nude, but you are blind.

I wish I could fly

snoball
04-21-2008, 02:34 PM
You can fly but only around in tiny circles.

I wish you had diamonds and rubies. (hard to corrupt that one isn't it?)

RWSewell
04-21-2008, 02:42 PM
Oh lucky me! I got a briefcase full of diamonds and rubies. This guy comes running out of an alley, all bloody and cut up and out of breath, like someone's been chasing him. Yeah, he throws this case at me and tells me "Whatevery you do, don't let Mr. Big get a hold of these! God help you if he does..." Then he shambles off, followed soon after by these two thugs, wiseguys like in that movie with Robert DeNiro and Joe Peschi, so I hide the case and they ignore me...so now I got a bunch of hot diamonds and rubies, I don't dare leave my apartment, there are people out on the sidewalk, I think they're watching me... Thanks Snobal! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wish we could turn this ecological disaster around with a snap of our fingers.

snoball
04-21-2008, 02:50 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

OK, this ecological disaster is completely reversed but you have spun off into outter space (with your case of hot diamonds and rubies)

I wish armadillos would stay out of Arkansas. lol

swampborn
04-21-2008, 04:58 PM
Wish granted,the armadillos are in Florida but now you have alligators.

I wish I was not addicted to WC.

RWSewell
04-21-2008, 05:20 PM
No problem, Gail. Your internet server rolls over and dies, you've lost all contact with all your friends here who will, no doubt, be worried to death over you (like Snobal all over again...) and then the cold sweats would hit, the tossing and turning at night, dreaming of debates in your head, pillow fights you wish you could have, oh to have the opportunity to throw me in the trash just one more time...but eventually the feelings subside, you return to real life, your computer gathers dust in the corner, our names are fading from your mind, your addiction to WC finally broken...

...and now you're twice as obsessed with LOST as you were before. :D

I wish I could live on my commissions.

swampborn
04-21-2008, 05:27 PM
No problem, Gail. Your internet server rolls over and dies, you've lost all contact with all your friends here who will, no doubt, be worried to death over you (like Snobal all over again...) and then the cold sweats would hit, the tossing and turning at night, dreaming of debates in your head, pillow fights you wish you could have, oh to have the opportunity to throw me in the trash just one more time...but eventually the feelings subside, you return to real life, your computer gathers dust in the corner, our names are fading from your mind, your addiction to WC finally broken...

...and now you're twice as obsessed with LOST as you were before. :D

I wish I could live on my commissions.







:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks Robert!

Mariette Deveau
04-21-2008, 06:06 PM
#99 :clap: :lol: :thumbsup:


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RWSewell
04-21-2008, 06:08 PM
So where's your wish, M? I'm in a corrupting mood! :D

RWSewell
04-21-2008, 06:10 PM
Thanks Robert!

'welcome, Miss Gail. :)

Mariette Deveau
04-21-2008, 06:17 PM
So where's your wish, M? I'm in a corrupting mood! :DNo one has corrupted yours yet. :)


Robert's wish: " I wish I could live on my commissions."

{i'm not creative enough at the moment to come up with an idea on how to corrupt it... something about peanuts, maybe... ;)}


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snoball
04-21-2008, 06:30 PM
You are now living on your commissions..................out of your car.


I wish someone would corrupt this wish. :D

joschmo
04-21-2008, 06:52 PM
:confused: Jeeeze, You people are just way too talented with words and ideas. I'm sitting here stuttering to myself trying to come up with a way to corrupt that wish. I feel so inadequate!

RWSewell
04-21-2008, 07:34 PM
Fine, Sno, I've corrupted your wish...as well as your hard drive. That's right, I planted a tiny virus in your hardware that activates whenever you use the :D smilie...which you just did. Which makes you wonder: have I corrupted any other smilies? Do you dare use the :) or the :heart: or the ;) ? Try 'em and find out...:rolleyes:

I wish I had a life.

swampborn
04-21-2008, 07:36 PM
You have a life, it's just not worth much.:lol:

I wish Robert would stop corrupting people's computers.

snoball
04-21-2008, 07:40 PM
Robert has stopped corrupting other people's computers...yours and mine was enough. :D

I wish computer viruses were impossible to write.

RWSewell
04-21-2008, 07:46 PM
Okay, computer virus are impossible to write...along with business correspondences, family updates and humorous (subjectively speaking, of course :D ) posts. Ugh, might as well go watch TV now...

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

snoball
04-21-2008, 07:56 PM
You may stay home tomorrow......with a fever that high you should be in bed!


I wish there were something fit to watch on tv.

RWSewell
04-21-2008, 08:07 PM
Your wish is granted. Just saw in the TV Guide there's a new cable channel that broadcasts nothing but Leave It To Beaver and Father Knows Best day and night...

I wish I had a transporter and I could beam anywhere I wanted.

snoball
04-21-2008, 08:13 PM
You have the transporter but it is already full of people wanting to go somewhere you would never go.

I wish I had a wart on my nose! There corrupt that one.

Tennessee artist
04-21-2008, 08:19 PM
granted you have a wart on your nose, but now your eyes have crossed looking at it:)
I wish i had an engagement ring.

snoball
04-21-2008, 08:43 PM
you have an engagement ring.....a ring on the phone for an engagement.

I wish my eyes would come uncrossed.

RWSewell
04-22-2008, 12:02 AM
Okay, your eyes are uncrossed...and your wart fell off, too. Most would call that a double blessing but you, oddly enough, wished for the wart so I guess that's bad news, huh? ;)

I wish I could please everyone.

SandyB63
04-22-2008, 12:59 AM
Your wish is granted. You can please everyone. Now, you can't move a foot out of your house because everyone is crowding around so much for you to please them.

I wish I were home in bed.

RWSewell
04-22-2008, 01:08 AM
Simple wish to grant, Sandy. You're home in bed...except some smart aleck put your bed out in the yard, short sheeted it just for an extra laugh, it's pouring out and your dogs (all of them, Sandy, all of them) won't stop barking...sweet dreams.:D

I wish the price of gasoline would make a steady drop.

snoball
04-22-2008, 06:03 AM
Gasoline is dropping steadily and now we are quickly running out of it.

I wish cell phones were banned from moving vehicles in all states.

RWSewell
04-22-2008, 05:03 PM
Finally Congress has enacted a bill that would ban all cell phones from moving vehicles. Their solution: just have the things surgically implanted in our heads.

I wish I really was granted seven wishes...and that I could share them.

snoball
04-22-2008, 06:14 PM
You have been granted 7 wishes but the Genie is a phoney.

I wish I could commit to more regular exercise

SandyB63
04-22-2008, 07:01 PM
Wish granted. Now you look like this:

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/22-Apr-2008/127646-pyzamhotmamas.jpg

I wish I was as beautiful as Miss America.

snoball
04-22-2008, 07:09 PM
You actually look just like Miss America.................of 1928

I wish I had a better memory.

pakc
04-22-2008, 07:48 PM
granted...but your better memory remembers everything you wished to forget and forgets all the good things you wanted to remember.

I wish I had more time

snoball
04-22-2008, 07:58 PM
You have more time and now everyone wants a piece of it.

I wish spring and fall were the only two seasons.

dropkick
04-23-2008, 12:47 AM
Done, but now your starving because the plants didn't have long enough to mature.


I wish I could time travel.

snoball
04-23-2008, 07:10 AM
Ah you can travel in time......but you can never come back.

I wish Hillary and Barach were in a ring with boxing gloves. :D

Mariette Deveau
04-23-2008, 08:12 AM
Granted, but you're the ref.

I wish I worked for the FBI doing facial reconstructions.

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{btw, #122 is HILARIOUS ! :lol:}

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snoball
04-23-2008, 08:41 AM
You work for the FBI doing facial reconstructions and they all look just like you.

I wish days had 36 hours.

joschmo
04-23-2008, 10:12 AM
Okay, your day is 36 hours long and by the time you get to the end, you are exhausted and have to sleep 3 days to make up for it.

I wish I could supercharge my creativity daily.

snoball
04-23-2008, 10:29 AM
your creativity is supercharged and you have to mow the lawn instead.

I wish teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold (THAT's an oldie!)

Mariette Deveau
04-23-2008, 10:30 AM
For Joschmo: Wish granted but it's with LSD. :lol: .... Whooooa!

For Snoball: Granted but you have to carry a piggy bank under your eyes each time you cry, and each time your heart aches the price of gold goes up even more.

I wish I were an assassin.


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joschmo
04-23-2008, 10:35 AM
LSD, Assassins.........Whoooooooooa is right! Are you feeling alright?

Okay....you're an assassin. Only you only have it in for fleas.

I wish I could go out and play today instead of get back to work!

Bye for awhile!

snoball
04-23-2008, 10:41 AM
you can go out and play because you've lost your job.


I wish the oak pollen was done with.

pakc
04-23-2008, 11:26 AM
granted...but now you find out you have allergies to breathing clean air.

I wish that I knew what I know now...way back when it made a difference but instead I

snoball
04-23-2008, 11:45 AM
Hey, you are mixing the wish with complete the thought.

Granted you knew then what you know now but look what you did with it!

I wish I could make sense out of this game.

pakc
04-23-2008, 11:51 AM
oops..so where am I

not granted cause making sense is not important...playing the game is what matters...lol

So now...my wish...for everyone to understand me.

snoball
04-23-2008, 11:56 AM
LOL, everyone understands you and we still think you're silly. :lol:

I wish everyone could get along with everyone else. (wow there's a wish!)

joschmo
04-23-2008, 12:03 PM
Sure! Everyone gets along with everyone else, there's no friction in life, everything is hunky doory, everyone has these big plastic smiles on their shiny faces and everything is sticky sweet and soooooooooooooo very BORING!

I wish I had perfect memory.

pakc
04-23-2008, 12:05 PM
granted now everyone wants to move to your house.


I Wish having company 24/7 would continue to be fun.

snoball
04-23-2008, 12:15 PM
It continues to be fun but your house becomes such a mess that you have to move out!

I wish all good tasting food was slenderizing.

pakc
04-23-2008, 12:26 PM
granted but now all the things you use to hate...have now become your biggest cravings.


I wish others enjoyed exotic foods as much as I.

snoball
04-23-2008, 12:40 PM
Everyone enjoys exotic foods and not there is none left for you.

I wish everyone told the truth.

joschmo
04-23-2008, 01:15 PM
Everyone tells the trust and now everyone is mad at each other.

I wish something really exciting and wonderful would happen

snoball
04-23-2008, 02:23 PM
Something really exciting and wonderful happens.........to someone else, somewhere else.

I wish joschmo had something wonderful happen.

joschmo
04-23-2008, 03:36 PM
:crying: Poof! Wonderful abounds. I had a huge piece of chocolate birthday cake for lunch! Now I'm fat and bloated and depressed.

Since this was your wish this time, Snoball I'm assuming I can corrupt it.

I wish I could find the energy to exercise this cake off now.

snoball
04-23-2008, 04:59 PM
See post #122.

I wish WC would hurry up and set up the gameroom.

RWSewell
04-23-2008, 05:04 PM
You got it! Your car ran out of gas and you've got to walk 5 miles to the nearest service station, then (assuming you live in an apartment) you have to climb 5 flights of stairs with both arms loaded with groceries. Feel the burn yet? :D

I wish I knew all the answers to Lost so I could bug and annoy people for the next two years about it.

RWSewell
04-23-2008, 05:05 PM
Sorry, Margaret...you've got your games forum...but everybody got bored waiting and drifted away...away...where is everybody?

snoball
04-23-2008, 05:28 PM
You have all the answers to Lost but your annoyed people also drifted away.

I wish supper was already cooked.

RWSewell
04-23-2008, 05:33 PM
All cooked and ready to go...it's waiting for you at McDonalds.

I wish exercise didn't involve so much work.

Calamity
04-23-2008, 08:52 PM
You find exercising a breeze...but due to a new thyroid condition, you gain weight.


I wish driver's license renewals were free.

pakc
04-23-2008, 09:35 PM
the dl is free but the car papers,tags and insurance just went up triple.

I wish my car was the envy of the neighborhood.

dropkick
04-24-2008, 02:17 AM
Okay your car is the envy of the neighborhood, unfortunately all your neighbors are car thieves.


I wish I had a barbecued hamburger right now.

wpm
04-24-2008, 06:38 AM
Ok, you have a barbecued hamburger, but you lose your appetite for it and end up craving sugary food.

I wish I had a purpose-built studio big enough to work on several pieces of art at once.

snoball
04-24-2008, 06:46 AM
You have a purpose built studio big enough to work on several pieces of art at once...........on the other side of town.

I wish I had a nice big studio with north light.

Mariette Deveau
04-24-2008, 07:30 AM
Granted, but it's "northern lights" and it affects the way you see your hues.


I wish I had $5,000 to go on a shopping spree for new furniture for my living room.

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snoball
04-24-2008, 08:48 AM
You have it and the furniture costs $15000.

I wish there were not so many taxes.

joschmo
04-24-2008, 11:36 AM
No taxes....................this may take awhile while I enjoy the thought..............................................okay you have no taxes, but then everyone in government must stop spending uselessly and they all go crazy at the thought.

I wish I could play a musical instrument well.

SandyB63
04-24-2008, 01:43 PM
Ok. You can play an instrument very well. The problem is, every dog in the neighborhood insists on howling along with you every time you play.

I wish I were 10 years younger.

wpm
04-24-2008, 03:48 PM
Ok, you're 10 years younger...but everyone else you know gets to be 20 years younger.

I wish I could lose 15 lbs without any effort.

RWSewell
04-24-2008, 04:37 PM
Ok, you've lost 15 lbs with no effort, thanks to a vacation to Cancun, a week on a Mexican diet (something your body wasn't accustomed to) and drinking a lot of unpurified water. Do you know what that will do to your body? Believe me, be thankful you only lost 15 lbs.:D

I wish I could read people's minds.

swampborn
04-24-2008, 05:23 PM
You can but................they can read yours too!:)


I wish I had twenty fingers so I could type faster

snoball
04-24-2008, 06:54 PM
You have twenty fingers but no place to put them on the keyboard.....try it!

I wish I were very intelligent.

dropkick
04-25-2008, 01:49 AM
You are very intelligent, but you mind works at a level so far above everyone else that no one can understand anything you try to communicate.


I wish I didn't have an itch between my toes.

Mariette Deveau
04-25-2008, 05:32 AM
Granted, the itch between your toes is gone, but now it's between somewheres else and it's twice as itchy!


I wish I would have paid more attention to my father when he would do his carpentry work and I would finish this house myself !


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snoball
04-25-2008, 06:38 AM
You paid attention, you finished the house but now it looks like the children's story about the Little Crooked House.

I wish the wind would stop howling.

RWSewell
04-25-2008, 04:12 PM
I stopped the wind for you, but there not much I can do about the coyotes...

I wish I had a great singing voice.

snoball
04-25-2008, 04:13 PM
You've got a great singing voice....sounds just like a bullfrog.

I wish I could carry a tune (I have a great singing voice)

wpm
04-25-2008, 05:58 PM
You can carry a tune but you have no memory for the words.

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

ianuk
04-25-2008, 06:05 PM
You can play a musical instrument, it's a drum and you just alienated all your friends.

I wish I knew how to write a book

snoball
04-25-2008, 06:36 PM
Granted you know how to write a book but you plagerize.

I wish there were no cutworms in my garden.

dropkick
04-26-2008, 01:01 AM
Granted, the cutworms left after I tilled in a ton of salt.

I wish that I never ran out of new books that I enjoyed reading.

wpm
04-26-2008, 03:44 AM
You have a never-ending supply of new books, but you now have no time to read because of extra family commitments.

I wish I lived near a beach.

snoball
04-26-2008, 06:12 AM
Granted, you live very close to a beach.......maybe too close during the tsunami.

I wish I lived right were I live.

wpm
04-27-2008, 03:49 AM
Wish granted, but the town planners move in and build new roads, flyovers and apartment blocks all around you.

I wish it was summer right now.

snoball
04-27-2008, 06:51 AM
It is summer, you have the AC going full blast and are still mopping sweat and wishing for winter.

I wish it were spring and fall year round.

joschmo
04-27-2008, 02:12 PM
Okay. The weather is always spring and fall and because the weather is so agreeable, none of the bugs and germs die off in the winter and you are always sick and bugs take control of your house.....AND the ice shelf melts really fast and Oh the horror! Thanks!

I wish I could channel my creativity more constructively.

snoball
04-27-2008, 02:16 PM
You channel your creativity constructively but everyone is now on computers and are not interested in anything created by hand.

I wish computers could wash dishes.

RWSewell
04-28-2008, 11:16 AM
Ok, computers are washing your dishes. In fact, they're the same computers that tell you what you're low on in your refrigerator...annoying buggers, ain't they? Did I forget to mention that these are disgruntled computers, that they don't like washing your dishes and reminding you when you're low on butter or when your salmon steaks have expired? They're disgruntled alright and they've planted the tiniest virus in your tea cup...nothing you'd notice at first...just a slight twitch...and you keep drinking...and twitching...and the computers are suddenly not so quick to remind you that you need butter or that your Yoplait Whips are now Yoplait Rocks...

I wish old friends from long ago would call.

snoball
04-28-2008, 02:49 PM
Old friends from long ago are calling, and calling, and calling and calling, and calling, and calling, and calling and calling, and calling, and calling...................

I wish pollen didn't blow in the air.

Calamity
04-28-2008, 04:32 PM
Pollen doesn't blow in the air, but now it falls and sticks to everything (your shoes, the car, etc.).:D


I wish there was an easy permanent solution to keeping spiders from making forays into my home (ugh!).

snoball
04-28-2008, 04:45 PM
{lol the pollen does just that when you live out in the oak trees. You have a green car for about a month and a half and when you dust inside the house you also dust green dust.}

There is an easy solution to keeping spiders out of your home, you have just moved to the North Pole.

I wish all bugs would learn to live on the outside of homes.

RWSewell
04-28-2008, 06:31 PM
Fine...them bugs have taken up residence on the outside of your house. People point at your house in disgust, keep their kids out of your yard, and when people ask for directions they refer to your house as "the one that's always moving."

I wish birds could talk.

skymom
04-28-2008, 07:06 PM
They can, and they tell all your dirty little secrets.

I wish I knew what my cat was thinking.

snoball
04-28-2008, 08:22 PM
You know what your cat was thinking and that is why you got rid of him.

I wish dirt roads were not dusty.

dropkick
04-29-2008, 12:49 AM
The dirt roads aren't dusty, unfortunately the waste oil they coated them with has now leached into your water supply.


I wish I didn't have a cut on the end of my right ring finger. (typing owww)

snoball
04-29-2008, 06:36 AM
Cut's gone.....large painful wart there now.

I think I have already used this but I really wish the elections were over in the US!

Analagous
04-29-2008, 09:01 PM
Calamity- Spiders don't like eucalyptus, so put it anywhere that they come in to your house.

The elections are over but there was a descreptency and there has to be a do over.

I wish I never had to do dishes.

dropkick
04-30-2008, 02:32 AM
You no longer have to do dishes, but the smell from the huge pile of dirty dishes in your backyard is attracting animals and upsetting your neighbors.
(side note: years ago I visited a house and thought the owners where just really bad house keepers, until I opened the back door and found a 10 foot tall pile of unwashed dishes and cooking utensils. GHAAAK


I wish I didn't need to do chores

snoball
04-30-2008, 06:48 AM
Calamity- Spiders don't like eucalyptus, so put it anywhere that they come in to your house.

The elections are over but there was a descreptency and there has to be a do over.

I wish I never had to do dishes.

Thank God for dirty dishes
They have a tale to tell
While other folks go hungry
We're eating very well
With home and health and family
We shouldn't want to fuss
Cause by this stack of evidence
God is very good to us.

snoball
04-30-2008, 06:49 AM
You no longer have to do dishes, but the smell from the huge pile of dirty dishes in your backyard is attracting animals and upsetting your neighbors.
(side note: years ago I visited a house and thought the owners where just really bad house keepers, until I opened the back door and found a 10 foot tall pile of unwashed dishes and cooking utensils. GHAAAK


I wish I didn't need to do chores

You never have to do chores anymore but now your house is such a mess no one can get in it.

I wish biting bugs were vanished.

svoby
04-30-2008, 08:05 AM
Biting bugs have vanishied but now your dog and cat are biting you instead of the bugs

I wish my kids would clean up after themselves...

snoball
04-30-2008, 08:49 AM
You kids are now cleaning up after themselves...........in their own homes.


I wish I could speed read.

svoby
04-30-2008, 08:58 AM
you can speed read and now you have nothing left to read

i wish i had flowers in the garden all year round

snoball
04-30-2008, 09:04 AM
You have flowers in your garden all year round now but of course you can't have snow and you can't have cold weather to kill the bugs so you can't enjoy the flowers.

I wish they would have a war and no one would show up.

svoby
05-01-2008, 08:38 AM
tthey have a war and know one shows up because they are still burying the dead from the last war

i wish children would never need to cry

snoball
05-01-2008, 08:42 AM
I won't corrupt that wish. Viva la wish.

paintfool
05-01-2008, 01:33 PM
i wish children would never need to cry

Wish granted. But now they all get very loud hiccups every time that it rains.

I wish that the price of gas would come back down to something reasonable.

snoball
05-01-2008, 01:45 PM
Gas is now a reasonable price but they've added so muth ethanol that it ruins your engine to burn it.

I wish chickens had 4 drumsticks.

joschmo
05-01-2008, 08:24 PM
Okay, your chickens have 4 drumsticks "each" and they are now banging the drums all night and day so loudly that all the neighbors keep calling the police and accusing you of having loud out of control parties.

I wish my pay would keep pace with the insane rising costs in our lives. "It's Crazy!)

snoball
05-01-2008, 08:30 PM
Your pay now keeps pace because you've downsized to a sod hut in the side of a hill.


I wish it were time for new TV shows instead of summer re-runs.

dropkick
05-02-2008, 01:34 AM
There are new shows, but all the networks have decided to air dramatizations of the political race, and since they're doing them in real time, there isn't room for any other shows.


I wish I had a sod hut in the side of a hill. (Oh, to lead a simple life)

snoball
05-02-2008, 07:29 AM
{tempting thought, isn't it?}

You have the sod hut on the side of the hill but the roof is now caving in due to all the rain.

I wish I had another cup of coffee.

svoby
05-02-2008, 07:52 AM
you now have another cup of coffee but you havent been able to sleep for 24 hours(tooo much caffene)

i wish i could spell properly....lol

snoball
05-02-2008, 08:34 AM
You can spell properly but you've forgotten all the words.

I wish there were 8 days in a week or else 36 hours in a day.

skymom
05-03-2008, 08:56 PM
There are 8 days of the week but none of them fall on the weekend.

I wish that I had room service at home.:)

ianuk
05-03-2008, 09:00 PM
You have room service at home but your phones and bells don't work.

I wish I hadn't run out of small cigars.

skymom
05-03-2008, 09:03 PM
You didn't, but you ran out of matches and lighters.

I wish the laundry would wash itself.

ianuk
05-03-2008, 09:09 PM
It now does, but wants a salary equal to a minimum wage and 21 days vacation a year.....

I wish I had matches and lighters.

skymom
05-03-2008, 09:16 PM
You do, but now you have no small cigars.

I wish the cat and dog would pull their own weight around here.

Analagous
05-03-2008, 09:27 PM
They pull their own weght , but now they've built themselves some big muscles. uh oh.!

joschmo
05-04-2008, 04:21 AM
I wish "Analagous" had a wish in this world:) (everyone should have a wish - how sad :(

Analagous
05-04-2008, 04:35 AM
Ha Ha Ha Analagous had a wish, but forgot where she put it.


I wish I wasn't so forgetful!!

joschmo
05-04-2008, 04:54 AM
You now never forget anything no matter how hard you try. No matter how bad the news is you never forget that stuff - ugh:p

I wish I never had to watch the news again.

snoball
05-04-2008, 06:26 AM
You don't have to watch the news now that your TV is broken!

I wish everyone in the whole wide world was happy.

skymom
05-04-2008, 08:34 PM
Everyone is so happy that no on comes to wet canvas to debate or play games.:)

I wish that I could lose just 5 pounds.

snoball
05-04-2008, 08:47 PM
You lost exactly 5 pounds, you sat down the sack of sugar.


I wish my wish would come true. :lol:

tanjoreartist
05-04-2008, 11:51 PM
Your wishes will never come true, and skymom has already lost a few pounds.
:D

I wish I painted a lot more during weekends.:rolleyes:

dropkick
05-05-2008, 12:39 AM
You're forced by circumstances into taking a weekend job as a house painter.


I wish I could finish a sketch of Blodgett Mountain
-I keep going to the town that I can see the mountain from, and I've started sketching it 3 times and haven't finished it yet. Because of interference from the people with me, time constraints, etc.)

snoball
05-05-2008, 06:29 AM
You finish the sketch and the dog eats it.

I wish my laundry was already done today.

dropkick
05-06-2008, 01:26 AM
The laundry is done but tomorrow you discover that all your clothes have acquired a mysterious bad odor.


I wish that both I and my dog didn't snore.

snoball
05-06-2008, 08:23 AM
Neither you nor the dog snores anymore, he licks your face all night.

I wish it were a pretty day.

tanjoreartist
05-06-2008, 08:36 AM
yes, but there are rodents all over your basement.:clap::clap::clap::clap:

I wish I could go and get me some art materials.

snoball
05-06-2008, 08:40 AM
[Not worried about the rodents, I am going shopping for art supplies :lol: }

You get to go get art materials but you have a flat and can't get back home with them.

I wish tanjoreartist was going art material shopping with me.

dropkick
05-07-2008, 01:23 AM
Tanjoreartist gets to go shopping with you, but as you are the host of the shopping trip you pay all expenses (including air plane tickets, visa, room and board, etc.).


I wish I had the money Snoball has (she must be loaded, if she can afford things like she did above)

snoball
05-07-2008, 06:41 AM
You have the money that snoball has so now you are destitute too! lol. (did have a great shopping trip but couldn't fine tanjoreartist anywhere)

I wish we didn't have to have storms again today.

tanjoreartist
05-07-2008, 06:58 PM
I don't care about destitutes,but who is going shopping with me with a fat wallet?:rolleyes:

You won't have a storm again today,but your roof is leaking and from yesterday's, with a mail to inform you about guests.

I wish my first attempt with trying a new recipe for cookies would be successful.

snoball
05-07-2008, 07:07 PM
your attempt is successful but you made so many cookies that you have to sell them on the corner (hope you make enough for art supplies :D)


I wish my roof didn't leak (tanjoreartist's last post) because it is still raining and a tornado watch for tonight.

dropkick
05-08-2008, 12:57 AM
Poof - your roof doesn't leak, unfortunately a tornado has deposited it in the next county.

Tornadoes haven't ever been a major concern to me as the majority of my life has been spent in the mountains, but I think if I lived in tornado country I'd move my bedroom to my root cellar during the spring and fall.
Stay safe.


I wish I had a wind turbine hooked into my power system.

snoball
05-08-2008, 06:36 AM
You have the wind turbine but now the wind has completely stopped.
{I live in the mountains but it is also tornado alley. :D No damage last night, not here anyway}

I wish grass only grew 2 inches high and stopped.

dropkick
05-08-2008, 07:25 AM
Your grass only grows 2 inches high, unfortunately it's a type of crab grass. It is very uncomfortable to sit or walk on and grows in unsightly clumps.


I wish I had friendly pixies who did all my yard work for free.

snoball
05-08-2008, 07:55 AM
the friendly pixies do all the work but then dance all night and the grass is all dead next morning.

I wish I had those pixies to do house work.

tanjoreartist
05-08-2008, 09:20 AM
You do have them, and they brought brat pixies too along with them to spoil your grass.

I wish i had a ready breakfast right now!

SandyB63
05-08-2008, 10:15 AM
Poof! You had a ready breakfast, but you were on here and didn't see it so someone else ate it.

I wish I had the energy to do all the things I want to do.

snoball
05-08-2008, 01:58 PM
You do and now you have nothing to look forward to, it's all done.

I wish I could quit reading and posting on the games and go paint. :D

tanjoreartist
05-08-2008, 04:17 PM
yes , you do and fall asleep on the computer.

I wish I don't have to take the dog for a walk this evening.:evil:

snoball
05-08-2008, 06:18 PM
You don't have to take the dog for a walk, he wants to stay and play with the cat this evening.


I wish someone would cook supper for me. :D

dropkick
05-09-2008, 12:59 AM
Poof! I cooked supper for you. I waited and waited, but you never showed up so I ate it myself.


I wish my new knee brace was here (just ordered it).

snoball
05-09-2008, 06:13 AM
Your new knee brace arrived early but it is 3 sizes too small.

I wish someone would bring me another cup of coffee...I'm lazy.

tanjoreartist
05-10-2008, 09:13 AM
I am.....but only seeds..?

I wish it gets better to post here in Wetcanvas ....NOW.!

snoball
05-10-2008, 11:08 AM
It is better NOW, but everyone is so happy that it is faster they are all posting at the same time, which slows it again!

I wish were young, beautiful, rich and intelligent! :D (don't want much do I?)

tanjoreartist
05-10-2008, 06:07 PM
Yes you are (beautiful even now...according the avatar!!!!:thumbsup:) and you are washed ashore on a remote island in godforsaken corner of the world,....... certainly where there is no internet connection!:D...and add phone.....:wink2:


I wish I could fly!

snoball
05-10-2008, 06:29 PM
You can fly but you land on the God-forsaken island that I am on. :D

I wish I had an Internet connection on that island.

tanjoreartist
05-10-2008, 06:41 PM
yes, and you have lost your laptop on the seas too.:evil:


I wish I had a snack right now,without lifting my fingers.:cool:

snoball
05-10-2008, 07:04 PM
You have a snack without lifting your fingers, therefore you have to lick it up.


I wish I hadn't enjoyed those grilled ribs so well at supper.....I'm full.

tanjoreartist
05-10-2008, 08:35 PM
Yes you enjoyed and you are going to lose your sleep because of the uncomfortable stomach......oh! am I geeting it right?


Any way, I wish my son had given me a newer computer for my use.

snoball
05-10-2008, 09:43 PM
{lol, good assumption}

Your wish for a newer computer came true and your son took the computer for himself.

I wish this summer's remodeling work was all done.

dropkick
06-01-2008, 11:07 PM
Your remodel is done but you forgot to run electrical wire to any of the fixtures or sockets.

I wish I could control time.

Mariette Deveau
06-02-2008, 05:42 AM
Wish granted but you now have no bladder control and so most of your time is spent going to the bathroom.

I wish I wasn't a procrastinator.



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