Complete the thought

[snoball]

peanuts and popcorn?


The proper thing to say when introduced to royalty

[ianuk]

You're so much shorter than I thought.

If we dispensed of formality..

[snoball]

we might learn to get along.


When we insist on misreading

[wpm]

we're reading what we want to read instead of what the writer wanted us to read :confused:

Whenever we are confused

[snoball]

it is best to ask questions.

You may want to discuss how

[ncsnoangel]

How to do this game.

When we have a mental block

[wpm]

the situation may need to be looked at from a different angle.

Watching TV is

[snoball]

A waste of time.

If you want intellectual stimulus

[mithila]

come and play some games with me. :lol:

When the whole world is asleep

[snoball]

no one is awake.


The instigators have been busy

[ianuk]

trying to find something to watch on TV.

Waiting is worse than...

[wpm]

watching TV.

The most interesting thing in a waiting room is

[ianuk]

seeing how long you can sit on an uncomfortable seat.

The problem with awakening so early...

[snoball]

crash again............I give up.

[wenkat]

and fall asleep in the middle of your work/travel.


If there are no stars to look at ..........

[mithila]

look into your sweetheart's eyes.

Romance can sometimes be

[dropkick]

illegal (I'm just going to let you imagine the circumstances where it would be).


When you look into their eyes

[mithila]

make sure that your sweetheart isn't asleep. :lol:

If it weren't for the net

[wpm]

then the people stood behind the goals at a high-scoring soccer match would be black and blue. Or dispersed.

Ball games are not

[wenkat]

for weak-hearted.


Suddenly if laws of physics are defied ...

[mithila]

they will crumble. But you have to take them by stealth and surprise.

When you are in a fever of anticipation

[snoball]

forget it.


When you finally adjust your thinking

[mithila]

a new thought musses it up again.

Not to think at all

[wpm]

is not to exist at all.

A mind full of worries

[mithila]

is a human mind.

When a dog twitshes and smiles in his sleep

[snoball]

he's having a happy dream.

When a man twitches and smiles in his sleep

[mithila]

he's most likely thinking of his mama. :lol:

A wolf that wears sheep's clothing

[snoball]

is dressing formally.


The eloquent way of meeting royalty is

[mithila]

keeping mum and bobbing?

If I could travel into the future

[snoball]

I might regret it.


I'm so glad I don't know what the future holds because

[mithila]

if I did, I would have gone into deep-freeze; now that I don't, I can act.

Starting the day with serious thinking

[joschmo]

would be the start of a productive day.

To be surrounded by 6 beating hearts is......

[wenkat]

no need of any cardiac transplantation, for sure!


Heart beats never stop even ...

[mithila]

when ships that strike icebergs go down. :lol:

The only time I ever saw an intergalactical traveller

[joschmo]

........on the other hand, I'm not sure what I saw.

It is good to be always curious about..........

[wpm]

everything, but not to the point of nosiness and intrusion.

Asking questions can

[ianuk]

lead to responses, that were not considered when asking.

I'm sure I'm allergic to...

[mithila]

raw emotion served up in a hiccup? :)

When it's time for a change of face

[snoball]

it's also time for a change of pace.


If you are wandering around in the dark

[wenkat]

still you won't get those misplaced candles or matchbox.


Nothing is dark enough if ...

[snoball]

sitting in the bright light.

After much thought and consideration I have

[UnknownArtist]

Come to an understanding, I should wear sun glasses even while inside... :lol:

If you don't laugh and/or at least get one smile every day...

[snoball]

you are either to be pitied or you have pitiful friends.

Keep smiling and you will find that

[UnknownArtist]

Smiling releases Endorphins in the body, which makes people feel better.

amusing facts (http://www.amusingfacts.com/facts/Detail/smile-endorphins.html)

What if . . . :D

[snoball]

you and I were the last people on the planet? :eek:


Have you ever considered what would happen if frogs were

[UnknownArtist]

if frogs were? uh NO haven't considered IF FROGS WERE :lol:
O.K. if frogs were..... kissable :confused:

Kissing a frog

[snoball]

is supposed to result in a handsome prince but I bet you have to kiss a lot of frogs.


Is there ever a time when you

[UnknownArtist]

have doubt? Just be still and know!

I should be . . .

[snoball]

a millionaire, but I'm not! :D

When you doubt that you

[UnknownArtist]

are living in a realistic realm of consciousness, pinch yourself to make sure you aren't dreaming. :smug:

Dreaming you can fly means . . .

[ianuk]

You should never rent an apartment above the ground floor.

Leaving one third of your meal everytime shows...

[wenkat]

... don't stop ..........keep on flying and enjoy the scenery below you without spending an ounce of fuel.

Building castles in the air differs from dreaming as ...

[ianuk]

conscious and unconscious.

The problem with being rich is...

[UnknownArtist]

"You should never rent an apartment above the ground floor."
{good thing i don't walk in my sleep too} :lol:

("Leaving one third of your meal everytime shows...")

You should start with smaller portions.
----------------
"The problem with being rich is..."

money is cold and hard, not warm and cuddly :p

Building castles in the air is fun as long as you don't fall off the clouds while reaching for the . . .

[mithila]

cobweb broom to chase the bats out of the belfries of your castle. :)

Taking a deep breath

[UnknownArtist]

before I head out for the mailbox walk :lol:

If wishes were granted I would have a . . .

[wenkat]

happy life but often with admixture of odds and ends.

Boons are ganted to whom .....

[dropkick]

ever sucks up to the boss the best.

(for those of us not up on American idiom - suck up: bootlick, toady, brown nose, a sycophant)


The only true thing a brown nose earns is...

[svoby]

a smelly face.....lol


pixies and fairies will......

[ianuk]

will always be passed over for promotion by the boss's. Who prefer the boot licker or, socially aware, who know how to get what they want.

Believing in pixies and fairies...

[GDPARKGANG]

will keep me on my toes,that's what my Irish mom said,

Remember, that pot of gold can turn into..........

[svoby]

woops hit the wrong key .....lol

[svoby]

will almost always lead you to the bottom of the garden


belief is ..........

[GDPARKGANG]

so important for our spirit.

A rayof sunshine always...........

[snoball]

is welcome after a shower

When you find you are out of ingredients for a dish you must

[wenkat]

become innovative to find an alternate.....most of the time your experience and intuition come handy.

By oversight if you have added more salt in a dish ...........

[snoball]

it can be removed by boiling a potato in it, assuming that it is a cooked dish.

When in doubt,

[wenkat]

google is the last resort.


When not in doubt, I would .........

[mithila]

rush forward in wild oblivion.

When it's so humid that the window has trickles of water

[snoball]

turn the fire down under the soup pot.

When you stand at a fork in the road

[dropkick]

look for the knife and spoon so you can have a complete set.


If the road rises up to meet your feet....

[joschmo]

don't let it trip you, but instead use it as a spring board.

Inspiration is a close as........

[wenkat]

either something is wrong with you (your feet) or the road itself - the former would be more probable.

If the roads are designed to move while your feet remains stationary .....

[GDPARKGANG]

you might be at an airport.

Sometimes it is faster to take the train........

[snoball]

but grabbing the veil is usually even faster.

When you are having tummy pains it is best to

[wenkat]

I try home remedies which stood the test of time first, before calling on a doctor.

Holistic medicine is successful in ...

[mithila]

a lot of ways too boring to go into here for any but an ardent supporter like me. :)

Whether hell is a stewpot or an oven

[wenkat]

a quixotic combination of both.


Why poor mercury is blamed for ...........

[GDPARKGANG]

bad tasting fish, here anyway.

Some day going to the sea shore.........

[snoball]

will be banned due to toxic waste.


And also the air will be too

[joschmo]

chunky to breath.

When I was just a child, I had fun................

[ianuk]

swimming in lakes, climbing trees and laughing with friends.

Now that I'm older, I still have fun...

[snoball]

swimming in lakes and laughing with friends.........climbing trees is out!


An older more mature person will opt for

[GDPARKGANG]

Drinking fine wine and telling long winded tales

To grow old is..........

[mithila]

the most exciting thing there can be if you have someone to grow old with together.

Looking back on the past

[joschmo]

helps remind me of all I have to be thankful for.

Looking to the future.........

[dropkick]

is good to do, as long as you don't trip on today, or let yesterday take a chunk out of your rear.


When you see a man with his hand in anothers' pocket.......

[mithila]

you make sure that his escape route is open, and yours too, before you chop him one on his wrist.

When you walk down a lonely road late at night with all the neighbourhood strays barking at your heels

[svoby]

you take off your high heels and be prepared to run.

Courage is something.........

[mithila]

completely unexpected; it just explodes in your head, pinging to smithereens all rational thought.

When fear floods the mind

[snoball]

courage floats away.

Running from a vicious dog is

[mithila]

a good idea only if he is fat and asthmatic.

A cat that has climbed too high

[snoball]

may get vertigo but will likely land on his feet.


The most unforgettable place you've ever visited will

[wpm]

stay with you forever.

Memories can be happy or

[mithila]

sad, mostly depending upon time of day, energy levels, type of company with you...

Sad events sometimes

[ianuk]

happen when you least expect them to.

Happy events happen..

[mithila]

on their own sometimes, yes; but mostly you need to make them happen.

Predictions of bliss

[ianuk]

rarely come to fruition.

Eating some types of foods brings..

[mithila]

tears to your eyes.

When you are bored

[snoball]

find something to do....quickly.


If you need mental stimulation you can always

[mithila]

close your eyes and hope to dream. :)

The greatest problem with dreams

[GDPARKGANG]

is that dreams are just dreams not real

The good thing is that nightmares .........

[mithila]

don't visit only you.

Thinking wicked thoughts

[snoball]

can bend your mind.

If you always think good thoughts though you are bound to

[mithila]

see life's goodies being hastily and apologetically taken away from your presence.

Listening to old, sentimental songs

[snoball]

just makes your mind into mush.


I think you might be onto something when you

[mithila]

think that all the people you like are really one person. :)

Being drunk is

[snoball]

quite often a way to numb the pain.

When you really look at those you thought were your friends

[UnknownArtist]

You will see that they are human too and subject to having faults in one way or another. :)

Expecting EVERYONE to be nice all the time opens the door for . . .

[snoball]

a world of hurt.

When you drive a snowmobile

[GDPARKGANG]

make sure there is snow on the ground

if you jump off a cliff make sure...............

[snoball]

you have either a net or a trampoline beneath you.

All your favorite flavors means you've

[wenkat]

not yet tasted and enjoyed the rest.


Aroma-therapy is a definite answer for ......

[wpm]

the quest to attain a pleasant smelling house and body; no idea whether it works for anything else.

When weighing up the differences between conventional medicine and alternative therapies...

[GDPARKGANG]

you might look into the successful cure rate

It is better to look at things at different angles then.....

[mithila]

drill holes with a boringly unwavering point of view. :)

A second opinion

[GDPARKGANG]

is always a good pratice

A new day is...........

[snoball]

is just now beginning, make the best of it.


The trees are turning green, the flowers are blooming, so it must

[wenkat]

just wait..........all happening in your imagination only.

Wishful thining is not hazardours as long as ........

[snoball]

it's all in your head anyway.


If you go out walking in the dark you should

[mithila]

take care to polish your nose to a shine so no one bumps into you.

Getting a swarm of fireflies to escort you

[wenkat]

not a bad idea..........in my younger days I was dreaming to make a lantern by putting them all in a bulb......


I feel a zombie makes them to shine and chase .........

[snoball]

and be chased.

Catching June Beetles is also http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/04-May-2008/36183-Junebug.jpg

[tanjoreartist]

so............scary:eek:......,dumped that act and did something smart

[mithila]

... crushed catharadine beetles in coconut oil and oiled my long lustrous locks. :lol:

If I had to choose between shot silk like the June Beetle's or plain polka dots like the ladybird's

[wenkat]

I can't guess ......


The significance of polka dots in ...........

[mithila]

upholstering the Dalmation cannot be overlooked. :)

Weaving in and out

[GDPARKGANG]

the drunk fool hit the rose bush,then proceeded on.

After watering my flowers..........

[mithila]

I think I'll go and fire my dreams.

When I knew that I was a figment of somebody else's imagination

[snoball]

I thought, "who wants to be a figment?"


When I think I'll just have a lazy day

[Rosegirl]

A million things pop up I need to get done right away.


The last time I went out for dinner, there was....

[mithila]

a pretty wisp of intergalactic space dust in the shaker pretending to be salt.

It's so difficult to dislodge

[snoball]

a thought in a demented mind.


Just when you think you have achieved

[wenkat]

something great, spend sometime with a contented feeling and relax.


Sense of contentment can be achieved through ..........

[tanjoreartist]

counting our blessings and moving on to greater heights of achievements.

Being on cloud nine always

[dropkick]

feels great, until those jerks on cloud 10 have another spitting contest.


If right is wrong and

[mithila]

you are right, will you be left or in the throng?

Some things take an age...

[snoball]

to load onto your computer, like WC.


If you have all day to wait though

[cocoon]

tree walk?

How much more.....?

[snoball]

interesting is a walk through the trees than a walk down a city street.

The politicians all have an economic message to

[wenkat]

....manna from heaven, but would remain only a promise.


If all politicians close shop ........

[snoball]

I'd be happy! :D


When the moon rises over the mountain

[mithila]

the black mamba will stand tall to strike.

Skipping rope nimbly

[snoball]

will be quite an achievement for some. :D

If you still remember how to play hop-scotch you are

[UnknownArtist]

Old enough to remember the game.

Spending so much time alone can

[snoball]

cause one to hallucinate.


But sometimes being alone is very

[UnknownArtist]

Theraputic for one who thinks there's even a possibility it is all a hallucination

Now if I could just get in the mood to paint instead of

[mithila]

playing marbles with words...

Here's your Fairy Godmother, ready to

[snoball]

whop you on the head with her wand.


When you find a fairy ring in your yard

[UnknownArtist]

:lol: @ mithila
{ouch not so darn hard Sno you moved my marbles around} :lol:

When you find a fairy ring in your yard

Be sure to thank her for the gift before you wake up, you're dreaming.

Another day has come and gone, thankfully I still

[wenkat]

kick around to fool myself as well as others.

Optical Illusion has a scientific explanation, but ...

[dropkick]

an unexplained cortical illusion is much more fun.


If your memories don't agree with other people's

[mithila]

you can always queue up for a whop on the head from Sno. :)

When you break your wand on a hapless head

[wenkat]

there won't be anymore fun for you.


If everyone of us has a magic wand ..........

[mithila]

...we'd lead a charmed existence, you think? I have my doubts.

:) The best employment for those with sleep disorders such as insomnia

[snoball]

is being a night watchman.

Sometimes it is a guilty conscience that

[mithila]

keeps one awake and prowling? :)

The worst thing about a guilty conscience...

[tanjoreartist]

it keeps you reminding of your past misdeeds.

coming to the subject of our sins of the past..

[wenkat]

better remember not to have a replay.

Sins and virutes can be parameters ...

[mithila]

if you wish for such.

Sometimes a replay of certain choice sins...

[snoball]

can be http://www.forums.ukgovernors.org.uk/images/smilies/Dancing/Dancing_wub.gifhttp://www.getsmile.com/emoticons/funny-smileys-68129/laugh.gifhttp://www.getsmile.com/emoticons/funny-smileys-68129/cunning.gif


But by never considering future sins

[wenkat]

even if it is slightly lesser in degree.


The concept of sin/virture is only subjective and biased sometimes .........

[mithila]

Yup. I agree.

Anyway, when you're alone...

{Sno, thanks for those beauties valiantly doing their bit to speed things up!}

[dropkick]

you should avoid continuing (and/or embellishing) conversations that took place long ago.
-It's not only a bad habit to get, when people hear you and look in it's embarrassing.


Psychotic behavior is only bad when.....

[mithila]

oops.

[mithila]

somebody diagnoses it; until then it's either amusing or annoying.

When climbing mountains

[snoball]

Yup. I agree.

Anyway, when you're alone...

{Sno, thanks for those beauties valiantly doing their bit to speed things up!}

Well it can't get much slower. :evil:

when climbing mountains

look down and you won't notice the incline so much.

When there is an end of the season sale

[mithila]

buy only if you can then travel in search of the departed season.

Flickering lights in the horizon

[snoball]

, when you live in the woods can be frightening.

If you have dry leaves around the house

[mithila]

walk on them for a scrunchy good time.

While playing hide and seek

[snoball]

a pile of leaves is good camouflage.

When it rains all day you need to

[tanjoreartist]

have the music on and start on a new painting!

Grabbing a pillow and running after that....

[tanjoreartist]

have the music on and start on a new painting!

Grabbing a pillow and running after that....

[snoball]

person who hit you with the pillow.

A park dedicated in the name of

[wenkat]

great nature lover only is apt.


Parks give a typical solace for ...

[mithila]

souls battered and bruised in the sticky web of life.

To be a drama queen when the morning has just gotten under way

[dropkick]

leads to a water balloon upside the head.


The best way to cross.......

[mithila]

hurdles is to pick them up and roll through.

When an emergency breaks and enters your life

[dropkick]

try to go to sleep, because everything will look better in the morning
(an American truism)


Distance is important in...

[snoball]

considering a day trip.

However the longest journey begins

[dropkick]

a bad bed during it will make it seem longer.

If two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts does, then it only stands to reason.....

[snoball]

that 3 rights must make a left.

Some people's reasoning is way

[wenkat]

behind yours; it is obvious and quite often too.

Reasoning needn't always be logical ...

[snoball]

but should at least be reasonable.

If you are available to help a neighbor

[tanjoreartist]

vounteer immediately ,for heaven's sake!

Called an 'angel' by others does not always have to be

[snoball]

embarrassing.


Some people just naturally

[mithila]

put their foot in their mouth when they intended to use a spoon.

Having lots and lots of things to do...

[dropkick]

requires much use of your power of procrastination.


If love is blind why do......

[mithila]

men never make passes at girls who wear glasses? It's changed, I hear. :)

If it's love at first sight

[Prasanna]

thought travel?
When can you .........?

[snoball]

....come over honey? :D


When you hear the wind whispering in the pines

[wenkat]

......wish we are part of those movements.


Such setting would be hypnotic when ..........

[mithila]

you have someone whispering in your ears.

The best way to relax is

[wenkat]

...tell me if it can be done without closing the eyes.


If a nap on duty be considered as 'official relaxation' ...

[snoball]

then I am only fulfilling the job description.


Thirty minutes of begging cannot be considered

[mithila]

insufficient, especially when it is done on your knees. :)

Some people are so pricey...

[wpm]

and some people have nothing.

All over the world people are

[snoball]

you just can't afford them.


But have you ever met someone who

[mithila]

is a figment of your imagination? Or theirs? :lol:

To have scaled down models of the people one loves

[snoball]

would mean you could put them altogether in one little box.

But to have oversized models of them

[wenkat]

...........I imagine the size of stage for their catwalk.


Super models continue to dominate ...........

[mithila]

those who haven't been weaned properly in their infancy.

You cannot be too careful about

[wpm]

anything that really matters to you.

What really annoys me is

[Prasanna]

....my insolence.
Have you ever seen a person who.....

[snoball]

as insolent as Prasanna? :D


When you make a wish upon a star

[tanjoreartist]

it is bound to be fulfilled in a..

[snoball]

eon or two.


However if you wish upon the breastbone of a chicken

[GDPARKGANG]

you probably had a good meal:)

If you go on a picnic without paper towels you........

[Prasanna]

have two choices--either don't eat or eat and use leaves and grass as a substitute for towels.

How I wish the the young man could ....

[snoball]

grow up. :D


How I wish the old man could

[tanjoreartist]

Overcome his disabilities and move around more.

Confronting an angry man is always..

[snoball]

impossible.


If you are inspired to paint then you should immediately

[tanjoreartist]

as time and tide wait for none.

As long as you can hear music in the wind..

[snoball]

you needn't download.


Carefully judge your capabilities before you

[tanjoreartist]

decide to participate in any outdoor games.

Alleviation of pain is the most important thing in the

[snoball]

grand scheme of things.

If you plan to hook up a scanner for your computer

[GDPARKGANG]

you'll need space on your desk.


If you go out to eat today remember to......

[snoball]

use your manners....................if you have such. :D

Trying to remember which fork to use in formal dining is

[wpm]

doubly challenging for dyslexic people.

When the birds are singing in the trees

[snoball]

then the trees are alive with the sound of music.


Many times just before a storm

[tanjoreartist]

we run out of supplies.

Was it good to read other peoples'..

[snoball]

mail and then seal the envelope back.

I love to see at least one good deep snow so

[tanjoreartist]

I was crazy enough to go out in the freezing storm.

There is so much good in

[Prasanna]

....that I could safely preserve some of my noble thoughts for posterity.

How I wish I could shake off my mask at least once to see......

[wenkat]

other masked peers.


Unmasking needn't be only for face......

[Prasanna]

which is serene and beautiful
If you hit someone below the belt, expect .......

[tanjoreartist]

he is sure to lose his pants,(:lol:)be ready to run away from the scene.

Admiring someone's coolness of head has never ended in

[Prasanna]

truce.
I had planted a few gerbera saplings with great care and had expected....

[tanjoreartist]

them to grow to great heights, and they came to pass quickly.

Watching the sunrise in the beach has to

[snoball]

a lovely way to pass the evening.

The bad news though is

[wenkat]

...... you're talking about WC's speed, I'm sure.

Sometimes, the bad news could turn into ....

[snoball]

worse news!


Now that the forums are back up and faster

[Shess]

I will have more time to paint.

The good news is

[snoball]

that you will have more time to paint but will spend it posting on the games.

When painting while watching for posts on WC

[Shess]

Great! Now I have to deal with the guilt trip:lol:.
When painting while watching for posts on wc, I am also, answering the house phone and cell phone, and checking email.:eek:

To get through painters block I always

[snoball]

paint.


You can always tell a southerner by

[Shess]

their Hospitality.

Girls are made of sugar and spice, Boys are made of:

[snoball]

snaps and snails and puppy dog tails, or so the rhyme goes but we all know different. :D

You can get better gas mileage by

[Shess]

Staying home! Actually I read that if you pump gas early in the morning and very slowly you get less air and more gas in your tank. It drives my husband crazy!
The last thing I do before I go to sleep at night is:

[snoball]

close my eyes :D

The first thing I do of a morning when I get up is

[wenkat]

look at the clock to check up how much you're going to be out of time.

Getting up early morning won't be a problem, if

[snoball]

you're awake.

When invited to a formal affair

[Shess]

Get your nails done.

When you get the hickups you:

[snoball]

hold your breath.

Early to bed and early to rise makes

[wenkat]

you won't feel guilty anyway.


If churches, temples, moaques or prayer-halls were not to be there.....

[dropkick]

the world would be a friendlier place.
(I support religion, but I don't support religious organizations).


If the pacifists were to build a bomb......

[snoball]

it would sprinkle fairy dust everywhere. :)

When people are peaceful at the family level

[Prasanna]

they reduce medical expenses.

When I look at the star studded sky I wonder if this celestial grandeur would......

[snoball]

:lol: :lol:

ever be more beautiful!

But a cloudy sky can also be

[Prasanna]

the beginning of a storm.

When I watch bulky people sweating in the gym I wonder whether their toil and tribulation.....