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Michael Meitner
03-26-2002, 02:02 AM
HI all, here's something to enjoy while You take a break. Bumper stickers for tailgaters. :D


Backoff I'm a postal worker.

Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.


If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!

Don't tailgate, driver chews tobacco.

I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting!

The closer you get the slower I go.

I am a slow moving disciple of the Swami Procrastinada

If you can read this, your to close. (Written in brail)

If you can read this, you're in phaser range

Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns

(Placed on the front printed in reverse letters to be read in a rearview mirror) If you can read this you are going too slow.

If you come any closer, I'll eat you.

(On back of a motorhome) Stay back or I'll flush!

So you like tailgating, and I like stopping suddenly.


If you're being passed on the right, YOU ARE IN THE WRONG LANE!

Pedi Nurse
03-26-2002, 09:06 AM
2 of my favorites that you missed:

Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!

Back off! Or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!

:D

Steve

orchidlover6
03-26-2002, 11:29 AM
If you're being passed on the right, YOU ARE IN THE WRONG LANE!

ohhhh that's one of my biggest pet peeves of the road. get's my blood cooking.

busy91
03-26-2002, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by Michael Meitner


Backoff I'm a postal worker.

I am a slow moving disciple of the Swami Procrastinada





Now these 2 are classics.

Allan Jameson
03-26-2002, 04:40 PM
Very good ...I have actually seen some of these over here too.

summer-rain
03-28-2002, 03:49 AM
I secretly stuck a sticker on my fiends car ... it read .... my boyfriends like a wombat he eats roots and leaves !!!!!!!

she wondered why the guys at the service station laughed so hard when she pulled in to have petrol put in her car ....


tis such a angelic life I lead !!!!!


lolol

Geoff
03-28-2002, 06:36 AM
Saw the other day :

" Warning, Stunt Driver "

" My other car's pulled by a horse ".

" Environmentally friendly - hardly goes ".

Javier
03-28-2002, 07:11 AM
Some of these have been on my mind.

Some are so true.

Enjoyed the LOL,

PhilC
03-28-2002, 07:14 AM
Funny,Funny Like starting my day with a laugh.:D :D :D

Have seen a few of them going down the road.