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Mr.Smiley
10-02-2004, 09:33 AM
Here's the many times requested pics of the whole piece... I showed some close ups the other day and you just had to see the whole thing- LOL

I put the little hiney icon as instructed... I hope this is OK.

If posting this item in here has offended you, I am sorry. This is my art and I personally don't see any thing wrong with it... but far be it from me to push my view point of the world on any body else... yeah right! :D

Boro "massager" I used Northsatar color rod.

...again, I'm not trying to offend anyone here ;)

This is one of my fancier ones! I hope you like it... the colors are better in person. Enjoy!

Jennifer Geldard
10-02-2004, 10:14 AM
Gorgeous!!!
:clap: :clap: :clap:
Nice job!!!

Mr.Smiley
10-02-2004, 10:16 AM
Gorgeous!!!
:clap: :clap: :clap:
Nice job!!!

Thanks Jennifer... love your quote! I'm sliding in sideways too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D

dread
10-02-2004, 10:17 AM
Lovely colors ! :clap:

wmo
10-02-2004, 10:54 AM
beautiful. Odd that we've become so prudish you have to apologize. Seems "self help" is all the rage!

!Karen
10-02-2004, 11:00 AM
Sweet!

That's some excellent work!

Laura Brito
10-02-2004, 12:01 PM
WOW!! That is one really pretty piece of glass! I am going to have to try my hand at making one of those! Very nice.

:)

Allison Turner
10-02-2004, 12:03 PM
Oh wow! That's beautiful!
I love it!
That's the kind of massager you can leave out on the table and mom will never know.
:D

Hey, Art is art, no matter what shape it comes in. It's all welcome here.


Now does that thing come with instructions??
:p

just kidding...

Jamn!
10-02-2004, 12:50 PM
MY mom would know what that was but the shock value alone is worth it!!! hehehe :)

Very cool shape and the colors are awsome!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

snootyvixen
10-02-2004, 02:07 PM
Now does that thing come with instructions??
:p

just kidding...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love it!!!

GREAT piece of functional art, Mr Smiley!

Vikki

boobiebeads
10-02-2004, 02:14 PM
Beautifully done. I have sold a couple of Art Glass "massagers" on Ebay. You will have to list it under the "adult section". I have tried several times to list them under art glass (as they are art) and my auctions were pulled. When you list in the "adult" section you don't get the real art glass appreciators. I have one more to list but am holding off due to the hassel it was.

Good luck!

Mr.Smiley
10-02-2004, 04:58 PM
Beautifully done. I have sold a couple of Art Glass "massagers" on Ebay. You will have to list it under the "adult section". I have tried several times to list them under art glass (as they are art) and my auctions were pulled. When you list in the "adult" section you don't get the real art glass appreciators. I have one more to list but am holding off due to the hassel it was.

Good luck!

I sell about 20 a week on ebay... and yes, you have to list in the right place... but it's really to protect the kids, so I don't mind at all. I used to do really good on Ebay and now there's just too many people trying to do it. I guess it went down hill about a year and a half ago. I keep hoping people will get tired of not making money... but no such luck. I'm luycky though that I've had a good following for several years now... repeat buyers are always a life saver when it's slow. Besides... people know by our feedback that they can trust us. I just hit 1000 yesterday! Woohooie!!! I am kinda bummed about going from a nice purple to a red star though...

Thanks every body for the more than kind words. I've really enjoyed getting to know some of you. You have all been GREAT! I won't feel as up tight about doing a show and tell in the future... I'll just keep it with a hiney... feel free to share the thread if you have some "adult" show and tell. I don't want to be a thread hog- LOL


:D :D :D

Jacinthe
10-02-2004, 06:40 PM
Mr Smiley,

Now that piece of artwork you have created is definitely BEAUTIFUL. And has a purpose, is usable and pretty to look at to boot!

Show more please! You know we like variety!
:evil:

I'm sorry if I offend anyone today, I have been drinking and I'm at the feeling good and silly stage... ;)

Big hugs from Holland,
Sarah

GinnyHampton
10-02-2004, 08:38 PM
That's beautiful!! Great colors and I love the bubbles and the shape.

I think that would make ME Smiley :evil:

aimee
10-02-2004, 08:54 PM
It is very nice. There are some pretty neat ones on ebay too.

Your wife is very lucky! :evil:

Mr.Smiley
10-02-2004, 09:12 PM
It is very nice. There are some pretty neat ones on ebay too.

Your wife is very lucky! :evil:

I hope they were mine that you liked- LOL. :wink2:

There are a few good sellers on Ebay... and some you should not even consider buying from due to quality issues. As with any industry, there are those that are in it just for the money. With any functional glass product, human safety becomes an issue. Anybody considering or currently making these should be aware that they are fully liable for any injury caused by their work due to manufacturers defects. Do the research... people are more important than making a few quick bucks... unfortunately there are some people that just don't get it. I seriously doubt some sellers even anneal their pieces correctly or know how that is done. Not a big deal for beads or marbles, but these aren't beads...

Dangit! I wasn't going to get on my "quality is important" soap box... I guess I just feel passionate about the subject. I could go on for hours... but won't Can I get a hand down from here??? Anyone?

:D

Thanks again for all the kudos... I'm just glad you like my work... I do try :)

collectiblesbyrose
10-02-2004, 09:52 PM
Looks like beautiful art to me! If I'd seen it on a table, I don't think I would have thought "massage". Now I know... :evil:
I'd love to see more pictures.

Patricia'sglass
10-02-2004, 10:06 PM
The colors are just beautiful and the lines are so graceful. Just wonderful!

blackcatbeads
10-03-2004, 02:05 AM
I have a quick question... I was reading a post on these early last year about using colors boro and the chemical properties not being good for the body... Is that true or do you encase the color with clear?

BTW: I think these are stunning pieces of artwork and fun. :evil: I looked around at your ebay auctions and wondered which work be best.. heh

Mr.Smiley
10-03-2004, 10:08 AM
I have a quick question... I was reading a post on these early last year about using colors boro and the chemical properties not being good for the body... Is that true or do you encase the color with clear?

BTW: I think these are stunning pieces of artwork and fun. :evil: I looked around at your ebay auctions and wondered which work be best.. heh

99.9% is encased in clear with the exception of a few color wraps around the outside... normally done in cobalt. However, if someone does have a violent reaction to metals... they should think about it. I've heard all kinds of "storries" about this too. I've asked around and done a lot of research on the subject... some say the metals are embeded in the glass and will not pose a problem at all. Well, what about the colors that produce a reduction effect and the metal rises to the surface? Will enough of it make contact to get a reaction... I am going to say probably not. If a person is that sensitive to metals, they would already be eating with plastic spoons and would never wear a pair of jeans with rivets or snaps. If you are such a person... stay away from colored pieces there is a very slim chance or a reaction. If you can wear glass beaded jewelry, you're safe. I have sold countless toys and NEVER had a complaint about irritation of any kind. The laws of the universe dictate that any thing is possible, so I can't ever be 100% about any thing. If you're that worried about taking even the smallest risk, you wouldn't be using glass any way. It's normally for the more adventurous spirits... ;)

Another claim floating around out there is that color makes the toys impure and there for compromises the structural integrity... this is normally spread by comanies that either can't do color work or don't want to take the time to do it right. If you have a proper annealing procedure in place, the glass is stronger than you will ever need it to be during use. If they are done right! I really didn't mean for this thread to be glass toys 101, but it seems you have questions... I'm only too happy to answer, so ask away.
:D :D :D

blackcatbeads
10-03-2004, 01:12 PM
Thank you for your answer... I was pretty sure that was the case but wanted to ask someone about it. And wanted to dispell any rumor that anoyone else may have had about that subject. I personally would rather have a pretty toy than a plain one. :angel:

boobiebeads
10-03-2004, 06:53 PM
What is your ebay id? I would love to see more.

thatgirl
10-03-2004, 07:45 PM
That's beautiful Mr Smiley! I agree 100% with Suzan.. I don't frequent the other art forums on here so I'm not sure what goes on, but I often wonder, do people use the hiney icon for paintings of the naked human form? It just seems a shame that so many people won't be able to share the beauty of this piece of art because it may offend them. Oh well.. I guess not everyone is as free-thinking as I!

On the subject of 'massagers' - I just had a friend of mine return from the USA who knows how much I want to start my own collection of phallic 'massagers' (read into that what you will :evil: ) and she brought me back one she purchased while she was there. It's not fancy, just clear glass, but it's so beautiful I almost want to show it off on the coffee table instead of hiding it in the cupboard like some 'dirty little secret'. One day when we have our new home built, DH Russ is going to build a glass display cabinet for me and I AM going to start a real collection - and I'll be damned what people think. Anyway, most people who know me wouldn't be exactly shocked at seeing something like that displayed in my house! :D

I'd love to check out your auctions Mr Smiley, unfortunately, as an Australian, we can't get access to the adult section on the US eBay site... there's that prudish attitude at work again. :rolleyes: Seems ridiculous to me that they are quite happy to accept my credit card to pay my eBay fees, but that it doesn't prove I'm 'adult' enough not to be offended by the adult section!

Cheers,
Sue :cat:

beautiful. Odd that we've become so prudish you have to apologize. Seems "self help" is all the rage!

bjcohan
10-03-2004, 10:27 PM
I don't frequent the other art forums on here so I'm not sure what goes on, but I often wonder, do people use the hiney icon for paintings of the naked human form? It just seems a shame that so many people won't be able to share the beauty of this piece of art because it may offend them. Oh well.. I guess not everyone is as free-thinking as I!

Sue, I wholeheartedly agree with you. It is a shame.

The hineycon is used on WC! pretty much only for erotic content, not nudity or the mention of body parts -- everywhere EXCEPT the glass forum.

It has become the practice here to use the hineycon much more liberally than would otherwise be the case, as a courtesy to our more delicate and unusually sensitive members.

BTW, that is one GORGEOUS piece of glass, Mr. S!!!

Barb:cat:

Mr.Smiley
10-03-2004, 11:41 PM
Thanks for all the great comments and I'm relieved you are not super up tight... you are a great bunch of people. I'm really glad I found WC. I figured I'd just post this here instead of answering all the PM's... ;)

:wave:

snootyvixen
10-04-2004, 09:13 AM
Hey Mr Smiley! At least your glass toys won't cause this kind of trouble! (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/041004/80/f3u41.html)

Vikki

Mr.Smiley
10-04-2004, 10:43 AM
Hey Mr Smiley! At least your glass toys won't cause this kind of trouble! (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/041004/80/f3u41.html)

Vikki

Too funny Vikki! Thanks for sharing that with us. I'm sure she threw it away trying to avoid any embarrasment... Murphys law strikes again- LOL



:wave:

poisix
10-04-2004, 11:52 AM
Too funny Vikki! Thanks for sharing that with us. I'm sure she threw it away trying to avoid any embarrasment... Murphys law strikes again- LOL



:wave:


I am late - but not a prude and far from easily offended (more often maybe offensive) :) Just wanted to say I looked and am impressed - and to echo others, sort of...what a happy wife - MRS. SMILEY - you must have :D

beaderpaine
10-04-2004, 01:44 PM
No wonder you call yourself Smiley! Boy Howdy! I would too! That is just lovely! I just checked out your ebay, too, and bid on a pendant, but I don't dare look at the other pictures from work!

I'll have to check them out some other time.

Lovely stuff! Gorgeous colors, and I love the controlled bubbles!

amayita
10-04-2004, 02:01 PM
No wonder you call yourself Smiley! Boy Howdy! I would too! That is just lovely! I just checked out your ebay, too

LOL I was thinking the same thing! But I did look at the other pieces! Very interesting! I blushed a little but then I was brought up a prude! LOL! Great stuff Mr. Smiley! I like the ones that have color in them. Have fun!

OH btw mr smiley.....I miss the elephant butt avatar! LOLOL :evil:

Mr.Smiley
10-04-2004, 02:06 PM
No wonder you call yourself Smiley! Boy Howdy! I would too! That is just lovely! I just checked out your ebay, too, and bid on a pendant, but I don't dare look at the other pictures from work!

I'll have to check them out some other time.

Lovely stuff! Gorgeous colors, and I love the controlled bubbles!

I just checked your website too! WOW what gorgeous patterns for seed beading. I didn't even know any body did stuff like that. I need to get out of my box more and take a look around. Great stuff! I've got some vessels with out handles and would love to wrap them in a little basket for them as pendants. I may have to look into that. Thanks for the kind words. I love doing air entrapments. They add a nice sparkle to any piece.

Yes.... Wait til you get home to look at the other stuff. Nothing vulgar, but still not something you want showing up on the work hard drive ;)


:wave:

Mr.Smiley
10-04-2004, 02:08 PM
LOL I was thinking the same thing! But I did look at the other pieces! Very interesting! I blushed a little but then I was brought up a prude! LOL! Great stuff Mr. Smiley! I like the ones that have color in them. Have fun!

OH btw mr smiley.....I miss the elephant butt avatar! LOLOL :evil:

I was simply too much of a target with that thing up there- LOL. I am going to get picked on enough with out it- LOL
:p

ritabead
10-05-2004, 03:54 PM
sure beats having to buy batteries!! Plus it does wonders for hand strength, I'm sure I would see results at the torch with those huge beads I have to make. :evil: :evil: :evil:

Mr.Smiley
10-05-2004, 08:34 PM
sure beats having to buy batteries!! Plus it does wonders for hand strength, I'm sure I would see results at the torch with those huge beads I have to make. :evil: :evil: :evil:

Following the hand exercise mentality... would a glass toy be tax deductible? Since it strengthens your hands to allow for larger bead making? HHHHmmmmm... you may be on to something!
:D

Along the same line... would porn be considered a work out video? :confused:

I'll research this further and get back to you. :D

dogmaw
10-05-2004, 10:02 PM
Following the hand exercise mentality... would a glass toy be tax deductible? Since it strengthens your hands to allow for larger bead making? HHHHmmmmm... you may be on to something!
:D

Along the same line... would porn be considered a work out video? :confused:

I'll research this further and get back to you. :D

I went and looked at your auctions, and now really really wish I had an extra $100. :( Do you ever take paypal? Not that I have $100 in my paypal account, but I wish I did! :rolleyes:

Jo

Mr.Smiley
10-05-2004, 10:13 PM
I went and looked at your auctions, and now really really wish I had an extra $100. :( Do you ever take paypal? Not that I have $100 in my paypal account, but I wish I did! :rolleyes:

Jo

Thanks again for all the kind words. I really appreciate it.

Paypal... Arg! long story. They closed my account while I was on vacation... seems a customer followed their link and paid for an "adult" auction. Since I wasn't home to police their system for them and refund immediately, I got the boot. My wife had to open an account in her name so we could continue to use them to buy stuff. We do have an account, we just can't accept payments for our adult items. There are ways to accept payment for $100 for other glass art... like an 8" door stopper ;)

I'm wishing you had $100 too- LOL
:D

mothergoose
10-06-2004, 10:38 PM
Wow you really do learn something new everyday!!!!
No -- I am not new to the glass massagers :evil: By the way yours are FABULOUS!!!! I have that baby bookmarked. my 40th b-day is this weekend and I just found what I want. :clap:

Now... I have been on ebay for at least 5 years and NEVER KNEW there was an adult section!!! Sheesh! Something else to spend my bead money on....I know DH won't complain about these glass buys. :angel:

Thanks Smiley for not only showing us your gorgeous work buy taking the time to do it so passionately!!

Kim

isle-of-cats
10-08-2004, 01:56 AM
I am so glad I didn't miss this thread!!
(I haven't been able to visit WC or ebay for almost a week... :eek: )

WOW, beautiful work Mr. Smiley!!!! :D

That piece you showed the photo of in this thread, are you going to be making more like it?
I would love to get one eventually, for a friend of course :wink2: :p :D

amayita
10-08-2004, 07:54 AM
LOL I get a email saying someone has replied to this thread almost everyday! I am so shy it makes me blush! But here I am checking it out! :evil: LOL I do have a question.....
Hey Mr Smiley......what is POLARISCOPE TESTED?

Mr.Smiley
10-08-2004, 08:06 AM
isle-of-cats- Tell your "friend" - LOL

I never make the same exact thing twice... but if your question is will I make some with a lot of color in the future? Then the answer would be yes... I've got a nice one I just did yesterday. I'll post pics when it's done.

amayita- You crack me up girl... :D I guess this thread is your guilty pleasure.

A polariscope is a devise made up of two polarized lens and a light source. When you hold a p[iece of glass between the lens and the light comes from behind... it will make any stress in the glass visible. A properly annealed piece is clear and a piece with stress has all of these rainbows and halos in it. I use it to make sure my kiln controller functioned properly and all the pieces are properly annealed.

Great questions!

Have a good one every body!

littlecrow1
10-08-2004, 05:00 PM
I think they are Beautiful! I want one for my studio shelf...wink wink...rofl :angel: DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY!...roflmao :D ..uhhuh... :angel:

I actually showed your auctions around the other day...lol...bunch of us girls had a *toy* party :wink2: ( OMG WHAT A RIOT THAT IS!!!) and there was one there but it was NOTHING compared to your work!

Beth Myers
10-08-2004, 06:02 PM
LOL I get a email saying someone has replied to this thread almost everyday! I am so shy it makes me blush! But here I am checking it out! :evil: LOL I do have a question.....
Hey Mr Smiley......what is POLARISCOPE TESTED?



Amayita,
This means it has been tested to deliver intense or paroxysmal excitement; especially : an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of arousal at a rate of thirty per minute or until you pass out, whichever comes first. :D

NOW.......for my peace of mind, I don't want to know who is buying these, because everytime I look at your tiny heads, I will know why you are smiling and that just creeps me out. :evil:
Beth

isle-of-cats
10-08-2004, 06:17 PM
Amayita,
This means it has been tested to deliver intense or paroxysmal excitement; especially : an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of arousal at a rate of thirty per minute or until you pass out, whichever comes first. :D

NOW.......for my peace of mind, I don't want to know who is buying these, because everytime I look at your tiny heads, I will know why you are smiling and that just creeps me out. :evil:
Beth

ROTFLMAO… HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Beth, you are hilarious!

littlecrow1
10-08-2004, 07:05 PM
Roflmao!! Beth You Are Too Much!!!! Ahhhahahahaha!!!!

Mr.Smiley
10-08-2004, 07:34 PM
Amayita,
This means it has been tested to deliver intense or paroxysmal excitement; especially : an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of arousal at a rate of thirty per minute or until you pass out, whichever comes first. :D

NOW.......for my peace of mind, I don't want to know who is buying these, because everytime I look at your tiny heads, I will know why you are smiling and that just creeps me out. :evil:
Beth

I can't type I'm laughing too hard!

I have a special polariscope... it's in the experimental stage. So far I've poped the heads off 3 people in testing... don't worry, we put them back on!
:p



You folks keep cracking me up! I just remembered why I fell in love with this site!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Beth Myers
10-08-2004, 07:51 PM
I can't type I'm laughing too hard!

I have a special polariscope... it's in the experimental stage. So far I've poped the heads off 3 people in testing... don't worry, we put them back on!
:p



You folks keep cracking me up! I just remembered why I fell in love with this site!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:


So you're saying you "give good head", huh! Now we know why they call you, Mr. Smiley...... :evil:

Lehcar
10-08-2004, 08:10 PM
That is so funny Beth! I feel the same way! LOL!!!


NOW.......for my peace of mind, I don't want to know who is buying these, because everytime I look at your tiny heads, I will know why you are smiling and that just creeps me out. :evil:
Beth

Mr.Smiley
10-08-2004, 08:13 PM
So you're saying you "give good head", huh! Now we know why they call you, Mr. Smiley...... :evil:

Why is it that my nickname has always got this sexual stigma? :rolleyes:

Since you asked... I do very much like taking the trip south. It's really the only way to insure complete and total selflessness. Being tuned in to what is going on with my wife is really a nice feeling... then when she climaxes... I jump up and say "I made this" Like on TV after some of the shows... I do it in that kids voice and it freaks her out- LOL

:p

Beth Myers
10-08-2004, 08:15 PM
WELLLLL,
All I can say to that is you have one lucky wife and my face is turning red.....LOL!!!
B~

isle-of-cats
10-08-2004, 08:20 PM
I jump up and say "I made this" Like on TV after some of the shows... :p

Great... the next time I find myself in a similar situation... I am going to hear "I made this" in my head, I am going to start to laugh and then I am going to have to explain this entire thread... :rolleyes:

Beth Myers
10-08-2004, 08:30 PM
Great... the next time I find myself in a similar situation... I am going to hear "I made this" in my head, I am going to start to laugh and then I am going to have to explain this entire thread... :rolleyes:

I would kill to be a fly on the wall and hear you explain this one!

I'm regretting it already, but here goes, finding my self in a "similar situation" my husband looks up at me with the most innocent eyes and ask....."how would I look with a goatee"?............ :cat:
I still fall over when I think about it. :evil:
Beth

littlecrow1
10-08-2004, 08:34 PM
I AM GONNA PISS MY PANTS LAUGHING!! OMG!!! :eek:

sadiesjewels
10-08-2004, 08:37 PM
Well I'm so happy to see one of these (not in person sadly, but ...) - I PM'd Mr. Smiley the other day asking what he sold in the adult section of ebay. I didn't want to leave my credit card on file just to have my curiosity satisfied.

I'm always interested in how we seem to have our lines crossed in this country with regard to such things. The amount of violence on TV just amazes me - but a bare breast brings an outcry ... oh well - I guess that's a different thread and I don't want to detract from Mr.Smileys great attitude!

Anyway, beautiful thing ... I'm glad you put it in the "show" and now "tell" ... lol


sadie

Beth Myers
10-08-2004, 08:55 PM
Brent,
Can you make one that cooks too?
My life will then be complete!
:cat:
B~

Mr.Smiley
10-08-2004, 09:12 PM
Brent,
Can you make one that cooks too?
My life will then be complete!
:cat:
B~

Not yet... but I have a 3" wide plug that you could threaten your hubby with... then he'll cook whatever you want!
:evil:

Lehcar
10-08-2004, 09:15 PM
Hee Hee, I already told my husband he is getting a plug for Christmas! Ha! :evil:

Not yet... but I have a 3" wide plug that you could threaten your hubby with... then he'll cook whatever you want!
:evil:

Mr.Smiley
10-09-2004, 07:26 AM
Hee Hee, I already told my husband he is getting a plug for Christmas! Ha! :evil:

I'm thinking every body got the same visual!

All together now... EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwww!










:wave:

thewildbunny
10-09-2004, 08:42 AM
What a great thread...thank you for the early morning laugh!

AutumnH
10-09-2004, 09:51 AM
ROFLOL!!! :D :D :D

What a great thread to read on a Saturday morning when I have to work. I'll have the giggles all day.

Mr. Smiley, your art glass is amazing. I was hoping for a better look after seeing the cropped close-ups when you posted them.

I have many more comments floating around in my brain after the last several posts, unfortunately, that'd make me late for work!

I'll be back to see how far this spirals while I'm gone! :wave:

MegannsMom
10-09-2004, 12:33 PM
:eek: OMG! I didn't check this thread for a couple of days....and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!! Oh, MY!! I missed all the fun!! I just finished reading thru the whole thing and literally had to stop......cause I almost spit my coffee out all over my monitor!! And here I was, thinking that the PIF thread was fun! I think I'm gonna keep this thread in my subscriptions, to read over when I'm feeling blue....best laugh I've had all week!!
~Cindy

Beth Myers
10-09-2004, 12:37 PM
Someone, I don't know who, was using my ID to post last night! :cool:
Heads are gonna roll. :evil:
I would NEVER type any of those things! :p
Beth ;)

!Karen
10-09-2004, 12:49 PM
Someone, I don't know who, was using my ID to post last night! :cool:
Heads are gonna roll. :evil:
I would NEVER type any of those things! :p
Beth ;)

That's your story and you stick to it!

hehe, likely story.....

Lehcar
10-09-2004, 12:56 PM
Mr. Smiley you soo crazy! I think you should pif one of your magic massage wands. :)

I'm thinking every body got the same visual!

All together now... EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwww!










:wave:

Mr.Smiley
10-09-2004, 12:58 PM
:eek: OMG! I didn't check this thread for a couple of days....and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!! Oh, MY!! I missed all the fun!! I just finished reading thru the whole thing and literally had to stop......cause I almost spit my coffee out all over my monitor!! And here I was, thinking that the PIF thread was fun! I think I'm gonna keep this thread in my subscriptions, to read over when I'm feeling blue....best laugh I've had all week!!
~Cindy

Girls with cooties and that curse me aren't allowed to play on the sex toy thread :p I can't believe you cursed a perfect little angel. :angel: :angel: :angel:

I've reread this one a few times. I'm still picturing the goatee question... Too funny!

MegannsMom
10-09-2004, 01:04 PM
Girls with cooties and that curse me aren't allowed to play on the sex toy thread :p I can't believe you cursed a perfect little angel. :angel: :angel: :angel:

I've reread this one a few times. I'm still picturing the goatee question... Too funny!

Oh, REALLY! Well, FINE! I guess I will just go and play with myself! Wait...play *BY* myself!! :evil: :D

Angel, my A$$!!
~Cindy

Mr.Smiley
10-09-2004, 01:30 PM
Oh, REALLY! Well, FINE! I guess I will just go and play with myself! Wait...play *BY* myself!! :evil: :D

Angel, my A$$!!
~Cindy

Bad monkeys must be spanked!

You know you are welcome any where I am.

I'll bet I get kicked out before you... but after Beth. HeHeHeHe

MegannsMom
10-09-2004, 01:44 PM
Bad monkeys must be spanked!

You know you are welcome any where I am.

I'll bet I get kicked out before you... but after Beth. HeHeHeHe


Spank, spank, spank...I'm VERY bad....Tee Hee!!
I still giggle every time I think of a Goatee!! (my DH has one and wonders why I have been giggling every time I look at him,lol) Poor Beth! It's gonna be awhile before we all get THAT imagine out of our heads!!
~Cindy

mobility
10-09-2004, 10:56 PM
:eek: OMG! I didn't check this thread for a couple of days....and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!! Oh, MY!! I missed all the fun!!

Me, too! Beth, you are WAY too funny!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Now every time I see any guy with a goatee I'm gonna crack up... but I'll never tell why!!!! :D

Beth Myers
10-09-2004, 11:56 PM
I am so ashamed...... :(

NOT!

LOL!
Beth

Zonnestraaltje
10-10-2004, 12:26 AM
"Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year. :angel: I only want to ask you for one thing for Christmas. I hope your eBay account is active so that you can put it in my stocking Christmas Eve......"

But mom!!!! All the other girls are getting one!!! :mad:

MegannsMom
10-10-2004, 12:49 AM
"Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year. :angel: I only want to ask you for one thing for Christmas. I hope your eBay account is active so that you can put it in my stocking Christmas Eve......"

But mom!!!! All the other girls are getting one!!! :mad:

LOL! Maybe thats what I should try...think my DD would wonder why Mommy is sending a letter to Santa when we mail hers this year? Oh! Maybe if I go to the mall....and sit on Santas LAP......... :evil:
Ok, I'm gonna stop right there, so as NOT to ruin my image of Santa for the rest of my life.....
SANTA IS REAL!!!
~Cindy

Lunesse
10-10-2004, 02:38 AM
Oh...my. That is SO pretty. *drool*

Show it? Use it? Display it? I wouldn't know what to do! :clap:

travelin'gal
10-10-2004, 11:07 AM
Well, Mr Smiley,
Here I was after meeting you in the pay it forward thread, wondering what kind of glass art you did that you would need to have a semi to have a portable studio. Glass blower is what I thought. LOL...I will leave that one alone.

Now you have stirred up all this trouble, people being offended and all. Please! This is not the first sex toy thread to pop up on WC! I know more about some of the ladies on this board, than I think I should. I even know someone who travels with her "piece of art" for fear her children will find it when she is away.

Anyway, thank you for sharing. Your art is beautiful! If I had an extra 100 bucks or more, that beauty would be traveling the country. :D Makes me want a bigger torch and kiln.

Greg is over here thinking WC should have an adult section for the glass forum! LOL! I think we would all be there don't you? :evil:

Great job!
Deanna

jamilyn
10-10-2004, 01:02 PM
LOL I never read this thread until someone posted that they were offended or something... (um that's what the hineycon is for)

I thought by the title that it was some sort of boro shaping tool and since I didn't use boro I never read it!


ROFL! :D

firemonkey
10-10-2004, 02:17 PM
"Dear Santa,
... you can put it in my stocking Christmas Eve......"


Hmmmm..... "stocking" ...is that what they're calling "it" these days?
I really need to get out more.

Zonnestraaltje
10-10-2004, 03:19 PM
Hmmmm..... "stocking" ...is that what they're calling "it" these days?
I really need to get out more.

:evil: :evil: :evil:

DesertDreamer
10-10-2004, 06:07 PM
I'm SO glad you're working more with color!!!! I've been a fan of your work since Heidi (Frozenfyre) started recommending you a few years ago. Whenever I have friends asking about good quality toys I always point them towards you first and foremost. BRAVO!!!!

Mr.Smiley
10-10-2004, 06:12 PM
I'm SO glad you're working more with color!!!! I've been a fan of your work since Heidi (Frozenfyre) started recommending you a few years ago. Whenever I have friends asking about good quality toys I always point them towards you first and foremost. BRAVO!!!!

Well, color me tickled! Thanks a bunch. I miss Heidi! I wonder what she's up to??? Heard from her lately?

This thread has been a lot of fun and I really feel welcome here at WC. I get warm and fuzzies several times a day chatting with you folks. Not to mention some full on belly laughs! :D

I'll post some new pics soon. I've been swamped this week and I hope I can come up for air soon. It's a welcome change not having any Hurricanes to deal with. I probably just jinxed it by saying that... oh well!

:wave:

nursekatie
10-10-2004, 06:14 PM
THUD!! Wow...that is soooo gorgeous!!

Retta Gates
10-10-2004, 07:59 PM
Hehe. Look now you are getting even more customers. You should pay people to say you are offensive. ;)

Mr.Smiley
10-10-2004, 08:07 PM
Hehe. Look now you are getting even more customers. You should pay people to say you are offensive. ;)

and what makes you think I didn't orchestrate this whole thing???
:evil: :evil: :evil:

Virginia didn't come cheap- LOL

isle-of-cats
10-10-2004, 09:26 PM
Mr. Smiley, I loved your posts in that "other" thread!!!

Especially "The truth will piss you off... long before it sets you free!"

That is SO Funny!!! And true!!!

I personally am so sick of being "politically correct" I could puke!


I guess it will be a little awkward this upcoming weekend at Peg's bead get-together though...
I wonder if sparks will fly between the Christians and the Pagan/Wiccan Witch (me) :eek: LOL
I will probably just keep my mouth shut... At least I hope I will!!! :evil:

Beth Myers
10-10-2004, 09:31 PM
I personally am so sick of being "politically correct" I could puke!





OMG............I FEEL LIKE A GIANT WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED!
****Disclaimer, I'm saying this without the guide uniform on, just my Diddies and snow boots.***Beth

Retta Gates
10-10-2004, 09:33 PM
Mr. Smiley, I loved your posts in that "other" thread!!!

Especially "The truth will piss you off... long before it sets you free!"

That is SO Funny!!! And true!!!

I personally am so sick of being "politically correct" I could puke!


I guess it will be a little awkward this upcoming weekend at Peg's bead get-together though...
I wonder if sparks will fly between the Christians and the Pagan/Wiccan Witch (me) :eek: LOL
I will probably just keep my mouth shut... At least I hope I will!!! :evil:


Hehe, sounds like a blast, wish I could be there. :D

*Naos*
10-12-2004, 11:25 AM
ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! Almost too pretty to use and, I agree, it would be on display PROUDLY in my home. Wonder ful, wonderful work!!! :clap:

MegannsMom
10-12-2004, 01:30 PM
and what makes you think I didn't orchestrate this whole thing???
:evil: :evil: :evil:

Virginia didn't come cheap- LOL


You little :evil: you!! LOL! Careful!! Doesn't anyone else sence that presence.........feels like a Christian, looks like a Christian......But IS IT a CHRISTIAN? :evil:
~Cindy

snootyvixen
10-12-2004, 01:44 PM
This is getting totally stupid - why make fun of peoples sensitivities? It doesn't get you anywhere, and I'm sure I'm not the only one rolling my eyes.

Vikki

snootyvixen
10-12-2004, 01:47 PM
This is getting totally stupid - why make fun of peoples sensitivities? It doesn't get you anywhere, and I'm sure I'm not the only one rolling my eyes.

Vikki

Actually, I'm not sure I'm qualified to post that, but I'm not going to edit it seeing as people who get email notifications have seen it anyway.

Vikki

Mr.Smiley
10-12-2004, 05:17 PM
All I did was say I may have paid for that publicity... every one knows I am totally joking. Who made a comment that poked at her sensitivities? I certainly didn't. Some folks around here may need to chill out. I poke fun at myself long before I poke fun at anybody else. If you don't have a sense of humor, put me on your ignor list... please.

If you weren't talking about me... disregard.


Is it possible to have a thread go all the way to completion with out somebody shedding tears? Just wondering?

Back on track here folks... this thread is about a piece of art glass... The Virginia thread doesn't have to make it into every other thread on here... does it? :D

I got tons of glass today, so I'm not letting this get me down. :clap: :clap: :clap:

snootyvixen
10-12-2004, 05:37 PM
All I did was say I may have paid for that publicity... every one knows I am totally joking. Who made a comment that poked at her sensitivities? I certainly didn't. Some folks around here may need to chill out. I poke fun at myself long before I poke fun at anybody else. If you don't have a sense of humor, put me on your ignor list... please.

If you weren't talking about me... disregard.

Disregarded!!! I wasn't referring to you.

Is it possible to have a thread go all the way to completion with out somebody shedding tears? Just wondering?

Back on track here folks... this thread is about a piece of art glass... The Virginia thread doesn't have to make it into every other thread on here... does it? :D

Exactly! Because this thread was alluded to in "the long goodbye" thread, doesn't mean if has to be reciprocated.

I got tons of glass today, so I'm not letting this get me down. :clap: :clap: :clap:

Now let's see some more of your art!

Vikki

Mr.Smiley
10-12-2004, 06:26 PM
*wipes brow* Shew- I thought I wus in deep stuff -N- didn't know why. :p

You want more art!?! Say it isn't so... ;)

I just sold all of the good ones... except one. Woohooie! I needed that sale. I love when they say they want X amount and you take in a lot more and they almost buy you out! *Doin the happy dance*

Then I went and spent it on glass!!!!!!! Ok, well, not all of it. :D The wife would have killed me. :D


I'll post some pics of the art later. I must say I don't personally like it as much as this first one... but it may just be a matter of taste. I'll let you decide. Maybe I'll start another post and with a poll. A which one do you like better poll... ???

When I get done cutting down and fondling all this Morretti... I'll be back. :wave:

Paul Katherman
10-12-2004, 06:29 PM
Hey smiley,

This one is very nice. Glad to see it went quick. At first I thought you had to be crazy posting this on here but you got a lot of good responses. Glad to see everything is going good for ya. I did see that you talked to my wife to other day about our auctions. Thanks for the heads up. I am starting to list a few more toys now that it is getting closer to the holidays. The pendants and beads have just been so much fun. Hope your family is doing great and there wasn't any or much problem from this hurricane season IT WAS A BAD ONE. My mother and father in law have a house in bradenton (I think that is how you spell it.) near Tampa and they were losing there minds. Talk to ya soon.

Tattoodfreek Paul

tattoodfreeks ebay items (http://stores.ebay.com/Tattoodfreeks-Pendants-and-Beads_W0QQsspagenameZl2QQtZkm)

ValorieCox
10-12-2004, 06:53 PM
Folks, please stay on track here and avoid those comments steering toward personal attacks toward any of our members, or solicitations for future and current sales. Both of these are in violation of your user agreement. There should be no reason to close this thread, but it needs to get back on topic, which I believe was related to the showcasing of a certain piece of glass art.

Valorie

dogmaw
10-12-2004, 08:00 PM
Folks, please stay on track here and avoid those comments steering toward personal attacks toward any of our members, or solicitations for future and current sales. Both of these are in violation of your user agreement. There should be no reason to close this thread, but it needs to get back on topic, which I believe was related to the showcasing of a certain piece of glass art.

Valorie

Val, you are exactly right! Let's see more of those certain pieces of glass art! :evil:

Jo

Mr.Smiley
10-12-2004, 08:11 PM
I'll just start another post for the other piece to show and tell. It probably violates the user agreement to do otherwise. Let's not confuse me any more than I already am.

Hey Paul. It's really great to see you guys here. I hope we can get caught up. Just don't talk about any thing with Ebay sales or offer any thing up for sale, or even mention it may go on Ebay... Val is going to check out part of the user agreement that says we can mention a finished piece is for sale... but the jury is still out on that. I'll let you know what happens when she gets back to me. For now, just email me. PM me if you don't have it... ;)

Val, Pauls a friend and he was talking about past sales. Is that OK? Let me know on that point as well...


Sooooo since this thread has been derailed... let it crash and burn baby! We'll do another adult show and tell tomorrow. Maybe Paul can join in and show some of his pieces if he wants to. It can be a group thang!

PM me any jokes that are even questionable in the future folks... bad taste doesn't get scrutinized there. It won't derail a thread either...




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