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snoball
09-12-2019, 11:49 AM
Have you ever heard the expression, "if the shoe fits"?

ColinS
09-12-2019, 02:17 PM
Are you insinuating something? :lol:

snoball
09-12-2019, 02:38 PM
Who, me?

Artyczar
09-13-2019, 11:26 AM
Two of them were but isn't moron just an everyday household word? :D

I suppose you're right; was it that way in your household too?

Artyczar
09-13-2019, 11:27 AM
whose shoes are moronic? Now, are we talking about style, color, or brand?

snoball
09-13-2019, 11:49 AM
You're not talking about my shoes are you?

ColinS
09-13-2019, 01:37 PM
How does one go about getting the IQ of one's shoes tested?

snoball
09-13-2019, 02:20 PM
Does the IQ relate to the size or the brand?

Artyczar
09-13-2019, 04:19 PM
You know what they say about ones shoe size?

snoball
09-13-2019, 06:42 PM
But does that have anything to do with a shoe's IQ?

ColinS
09-13-2019, 07:48 PM
Do you suppose one day they will make 'smart shoes' that contain little computers that calculate how many steps we have walked, what colour of socks we should wear or how long they have until there are holes in the soles?

snoball
09-13-2019, 08:01 PM
Colin, couldn't you get filthy rich if you could invent and market a shoe with a built-in Fitbit?

ColinS
09-14-2019, 03:57 PM
Don't you think the SmartShoes TM should also come equipped with GPS and an energy drink dispenser?

ColinS
09-14-2019, 03:57 PM
And a camera for taking selfies from a toe's view angle?

snoball
09-14-2019, 06:48 PM
When you get rich from these will you adopt me?

ColinS
09-16-2019, 12:46 PM
I thought you didn't want to come up to Canada?

snoball
09-16-2019, 01:28 PM
But once you are nouveau riche, don't you think I could be persuaded?

ColinS
09-16-2019, 07:57 PM
In the meantime can you lend me $100,000 as seed money?

snoball
09-16-2019, 08:14 PM
Let me see how much I've got, can you use $1.47?

ColinS
09-16-2019, 09:31 PM
That will buy about 17 cannabis seeds, do you think that's enough to get started with my grow op?

snoball
09-16-2019, 09:33 PM
Doesn't every journey begin with the first step?

ColinS
09-16-2019, 10:37 PM
Are you combining this game with the silly wisdom thread?

snoball
09-17-2019, 06:54 AM
That's true wisdom, what makes you think it is silly? :)

ColinS
09-17-2019, 12:36 PM
Is anything we can say truly wise?

snoball
09-17-2019, 01:18 PM
If one is NOT wise, how would he know?

ColinS
09-17-2019, 07:19 PM
Wouldn't the mocking laughter of others be a clue?

snoball
09-17-2019, 07:49 PM
Have you heard this type of laughter?

ColinS
09-17-2019, 08:33 PM
Who me? Err... No, I thought, I mean isn't it reasonable to think they were all laughing with me all the time?

snoball
09-17-2019, 08:54 PM
Then how would you know about mocking laughter?

ColinS
09-18-2019, 12:15 PM
Did you know I used to watch sitcoms and they had laugh tracks?

snoball
09-18-2019, 02:42 PM
Did you know that I still watch sitcoms and they still have laugh tracks?

ColinS
09-18-2019, 05:07 PM
What are your all time favourite sitcoms?

snoball
09-18-2019, 05:22 PM
Did you like Golden Girls, The Jeffersons, and Archie Bunker?

ColinS
09-18-2019, 09:02 PM
Who didn't like Archie Bunker?

snoball
09-19-2019, 07:00 AM
Did you think he was a completely different person as Bill Gillespie?

ColinS
09-19-2019, 01:03 PM
I thought Archie was played by Carroll O'Connor?

snoball
09-20-2019, 07:30 AM
And wasn't Bill Gillespie played by Carroll O'Conner too?

ColinS
09-20-2019, 10:52 PM
Why don't I know Bill Gillespie?

snoball
09-21-2019, 07:24 AM
Did you never watch In The Heat Of The Night?

ColinS
09-21-2019, 12:55 PM
I guess we missed something by cutting cable TV, eh?

snoball
09-21-2019, 02:25 PM
So could you look up episodes on youtube?

ColinS
09-22-2019, 08:47 PM
Do they have a "Snoball Approved" stamp of approval?

snoball
09-22-2019, 09:10 PM
Since I enjoyed the show, wouldn't most of them have it?

ColinS
09-23-2019, 02:01 PM
Do you watch a lot of things on YouTube?

snoball
09-23-2019, 02:23 PM
And when would I have time to do that?

ColinS
09-23-2019, 06:57 PM
Long lazy autumn afternoons?

snoball
09-23-2019, 07:12 PM
Can you describe one of those?

ColinS
09-24-2019, 07:11 PM
Can you imagine a late September day, when the golden light of afternoon filters through the russet-wreathed trees and sets the black-eyed Susans alight, while a pot of broth simmers on the hob and the wild geese call from above "Youtube time, Youtube time"?

snoball
09-25-2019, 07:26 AM
Would you believe I had a lazy Autumn day yesterday but it was because we had some much needed rain all day?

ColinS
09-25-2019, 05:18 PM
And did you spend your lazy day with Youtube?

snoball
09-25-2019, 08:01 PM
No, didn't you know I had already seen all the episodes of In The Heat of the Night? :)

ColinS
09-26-2019, 03:29 PM
I sometimes like to watch movies I've already seen all over again, do you?

snoball
09-26-2019, 06:54 PM
There are a couple, have you ever watched "The Searchers"?

joe1It
09-26-2019, 07:50 PM
yes, you prefer western movies with the duke (Wayne) as "True Grit" and the searchers " or those with Clint Eastwood like ' For a Few Dollars 'More The Good, the Bad and the Ugly?

snoball
09-26-2019, 08:05 PM
How did you know that those were some of my favorite movies?

ColinS
09-28-2019, 11:40 PM
What happened to Joe?

joe1It
09-29-2019, 09:47 AM
didn't you know that I went to look for a ticket to see the film 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' ?, have you seen it before or will you see it?

snoball
09-29-2019, 09:59 AM
I've not seen it, what is the plot?

joe1It
09-29-2019, 11:23 AM
From the world of cinema in the 60s and the loss of Holliwood's innocence, all with the direction of Quentin Tarantino, but it is possible that one of his films (the film of the big director Quentin Tarantino) may be more romantic than explosive?, More poetry than violence ?

snoball
09-29-2019, 02:19 PM
I really don't know, would you recommend seeing it?

joe1It
09-29-2019, 03:51 PM
I think it's worth taking risks with him and in this specific case recommend seeing it that for many reasons the choice should be rewarded so the question is?
do you want to see a film that a declaration of love for the world of cinema?

snoball
09-29-2019, 06:39 PM
Could you not tell from my previous answers that I prefer Western movies?

ColinS
09-29-2019, 07:44 PM
You've been supply answers on the question thread? :lol:

snoball
09-29-2019, 07:47 PM
Read the title Colin, doesn't it say Answer with a Question?

ColinS
09-30-2019, 09:38 AM
But are we really answering when we merely question?

snoball
09-30-2019, 03:52 PM
Can you ask the originator of the thread?

ColinS
09-30-2019, 10:24 PM
But would she answer?

snoball
10-01-2019, 06:59 AM
And would she answer with a question?

ColinS
10-01-2019, 10:36 PM
You're asking me?

snoball
10-02-2019, 06:46 AM
Is there anyone else here?

ColinS
10-03-2019, 12:58 PM
Not even sure if I'm here anymore...hello...Bueller, Bueller?

snoball
10-03-2019, 02:48 PM
Where's Waldo?

ColinS
10-04-2019, 12:47 AM
Isn't it a small town in Austria?

snoball
10-04-2019, 07:13 AM
:eek: Have you never seen the game "Where's Waldo"?

ColinS
10-04-2019, 11:44 AM
Don't you know I was kidding? ;)

snoball
10-04-2019, 11:49 AM
And couldn't I have also been kidding?

ColinS
10-06-2019, 12:58 PM
Do either of us do anything else?

snoball
10-06-2019, 04:43 PM
Are you saying I'm a kidder?

ColinS
10-07-2019, 10:56 AM
Would you be surprised if I said I did?

snoball
10-07-2019, 02:11 PM
Wouldn't I be more surprised it you said I didn't?

ColinS
10-08-2019, 03:25 AM
Don't you know that sentences with double negatives aren't usually the easiest to not misunderstand?

snoball
10-08-2019, 06:44 AM
Do you really understand what you think I meant to say?

ColinS
10-12-2019, 01:59 PM
I wonder have I lost the plot?

snoball
10-12-2019, 02:03 PM
Do you remember what it was?

ColinS
10-13-2019, 12:16 PM
I think it involved a Jedi, did it not?

snoball
10-13-2019, 02:19 PM
And did it also involve a return?

ColinS
10-13-2019, 03:54 PM
Crystalline memory, there is not, but do I vaguely recall a question of finding a long lost father figure?

snoball
10-13-2019, 06:31 PM
Were light sabers involved?

ColinS
10-14-2019, 01:26 PM
Can it be that things were all so simple then?

snoball
10-14-2019, 07:59 PM
I don't know, would you call a light saber simple?

ColinS
10-15-2019, 03:39 PM
They seemed very simple on the screen, didn't they?

snoball
10-15-2019, 07:14 PM
Having never seen the films, how would I know?

ColinS
10-16-2019, 10:40 AM
You haven't seen the Star Wars films?

snoball
10-16-2019, 11:24 AM
My son was always a "Trekkie" but I've never been a fan of Star Wars nor Star Trek, am I missing something?

ColinS
10-16-2019, 11:52 AM
I was seventeen when the first Star Wars movie was released, so they have all been a part of my life, but perhaps you would enjoy them on Netflix, if they are available?

snoball
10-16-2019, 12:05 PM
Not my cup of tea, don't you think I would enjoy something else more?

ColinS
10-17-2019, 03:49 PM
Possibly, but it might be interesting to see what all the fuss was about, no?

snoball
10-17-2019, 03:53 PM
Not necessarily, wouldn't it be more interesting (and fun) to start my own fuss?

ColinS
10-18-2019, 08:21 PM
That sounds interesting, what will you fuss about?

snoball
10-19-2019, 07:24 AM
If it were you, what would you fuss about?

ColinS
10-19-2019, 01:08 PM
Should I fuss about this new series Succession?

snoball
10-19-2019, 02:35 PM
Not sure, are you following it?

ColinS
10-20-2019, 12:59 PM
I haven't and don't know anything about it, do you?

snoball
10-20-2019, 08:35 PM
Nope, don't you think I have better things to do?

ColinS
10-21-2019, 11:25 AM
Would those things include baking pies?

snoball
10-21-2019, 01:46 PM
My husband is diabetic, why would I poison him with pies?

Humburger
10-21-2019, 03:17 PM
If you are going to poison him, why not do it with pies?

snoball
10-21-2019, 03:24 PM
Should I perhaps keep that in mind for future reference?

Humburger
10-21-2019, 11:03 PM
Do you have an appropriate filing system for such information?

snoball
10-22-2019, 07:13 AM
It wouldn't take a massively complicated system, would it?

Humburger
10-22-2019, 07:38 AM
Do you have a refrigerator and a magnet?

snoball
10-22-2019, 07:40 AM
I do, shall I start keeping my files there?

Humburger
10-22-2019, 07:47 AM
Is there a more uncomplicated filing system?

snoball
10-22-2019, 07:51 AM
There is, do you think I will need a filing cabinet, folders and a shredder?

Humburger
10-22-2019, 08:00 AM
Do you think you need to destroy evidence?

ColinS
10-22-2019, 12:54 PM
Wont your husband get suspicious if you have a "sugar pie-use in case of exasperation" recipe right on the fridge door?

snoball
10-22-2019, 01:01 PM
Do you know of a good place to hide bodies?

Humburger
10-22-2019, 05:07 PM
Would you not use the refrigerator for that, also?

snoball
10-22-2019, 06:18 PM
At this time of year, wouldn't it be OK to just leave them laying about on the lawn and people would think they were Halloween decorations?

Humburger
10-22-2019, 11:49 PM
Do you think that the smell would alert them to the truth?

snoball
10-23-2019, 10:09 AM
That would take a while wouldn't it?

Humburger
10-23-2019, 10:30 AM
Would it depend on the weather?

snoball
10-23-2019, 10:38 AM
Isn't this fall in the USA?

Humburger
10-23-2019, 11:13 AM
Is that not a portent of freezing things to come?

ColinS
10-23-2019, 12:59 PM
Dont you think the neighbours would get even a little suspicious at such a lifelike decoration?

Humburger
10-23-2019, 02:47 PM
Do they not have their own life to attend to?

snoball
10-23-2019, 02:48 PM
Might they wonder which neighbor was laying there?

Humburger
10-23-2019, 02:53 PM
How many neighbors do they have?

snoball
10-23-2019, 06:38 PM
You probably wouldn't want to know my neighbors, would you?

Humburger
10-23-2019, 07:13 PM
Do you think they would want to know me?

snoball
10-23-2019, 09:41 PM
One of them has no friends, do you think he might want to know you?

Humburger
10-23-2019, 10:20 PM
Are friends really necessary?

snoball
10-24-2019, 07:17 AM
Why would you ask that?

Humburger
10-24-2019, 09:46 AM
What, exactly is a necessity?

ColinS
10-24-2019, 12:43 PM
Aren't friendships of some sort necessary to good mental health?

snoball
10-24-2019, 03:11 PM
Does anyone on this site have good mental health?

Humburger
10-24-2019, 05:32 PM
Does anyone on this planet have good mental health?

snoball
10-25-2019, 07:21 AM
Isn't it similar with physical health?

Humburger
10-25-2019, 10:00 AM
Is not good physical health rare, also?

snoball
10-25-2019, 11:27 AM
Isn't that what I just said?

Humburger
10-25-2019, 11:42 AM
Is good or bad physical health related to good or bad art?

snoball
10-25-2019, 01:44 PM
That's debatable, what's your opinion?

Humburger
10-25-2019, 01:59 PM
Do you not think that being addicted to chocolate truffles might cause smudges on my masterpiece, thereby rendering it bad art?

ColinS
10-25-2019, 03:17 PM
Do you not think chocolate-flavoured art might be the Next Big Thing?

Humburger
10-25-2019, 03:23 PM
Do you realize how good that sounds?

snoball
10-25-2019, 06:14 PM
Do you realize how ridiculous that would be?

Humburger
10-25-2019, 06:19 PM
Is not eating art just another wonderful aspect of art appreciation?

snoball
10-25-2019, 06:28 PM
But wouldn't that be appreciating it to death?

Humburger
10-25-2019, 06:29 PM
Is that like loving the fur off the velveteen rabbit?

snoball
10-26-2019, 07:17 AM
Did you do that??? :eek:

Humburger
10-26-2019, 09:02 AM
Have you not read the book?

snoball
10-26-2019, 12:30 PM
No, I haven't, was it assigned?

Humburger
10-26-2019, 01:21 PM
May I suggest that you consider it assigned now?

snoball
10-26-2019, 03:25 PM
Would that leave time for all the things I'd rather be doing?

ColinS
10-26-2019, 03:57 PM
What could be more important than the Velveteen Rabbit?

Humburger
10-26-2019, 05:31 PM
It certainly is not Peter Rabbit, is it?

snoball
10-26-2019, 07:35 PM
How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Humburger
10-26-2019, 08:06 PM
Would that not depend upon the rabbits particular uniqueness?

snoball
10-26-2019, 08:14 PM
Would it also depend on how badly you wanted to catch him?

Humburger
10-26-2019, 08:17 PM
Perhaps, but would it not, also, depend upon the pursuers skills?

snoball
10-26-2019, 08:27 PM
Could it just be as simple as, unique up on him?

Humburger
10-26-2019, 08:40 PM
Oh my, aren't we clever? 😜

snoball
10-26-2019, 08:46 PM
So do you know how to catch a tame rabbit?

Humburger
10-26-2019, 08:48 PM
I do not, but are you about to tell me?

snoball
10-27-2019, 06:58 AM
Wouldn't you catch him in the tame way?

Humburger
10-27-2019, 07:22 AM
How did you know I would love a good joke?

snoball
10-27-2019, 07:31 AM
I didn't, but couldn't it be that I just took a chance?

ColinS
10-27-2019, 01:09 PM
But was it yours to take or did you pilfer someone else's?

snoball
10-27-2019, 02:39 PM
Well it was YOUR chance but where were you?

Humburger
10-27-2019, 02:57 PM
Could it be that Colin was feverishly looking for a good joke when you one-upped him?

snoball
10-27-2019, 03:20 PM
Do you think that Colin has a sense of humor?

Humburger
10-27-2019, 04:08 PM
Possibly, but is a sense of humor really necessary in his condition?

snoball
10-27-2019, 07:29 PM
Oh then, you know about his condition?

Humburger
10-27-2019, 09:27 PM
Doesn't everyone?

snoball
10-27-2019, 09:41 PM
He wasn't as secretive as he thought, was he?

Humburger
10-27-2019, 09:58 PM
Do you think he is seeking sympathy?

snoball
10-28-2019, 07:06 AM
Do you think maybe he has abandoned us?

Humburger
10-28-2019, 10:41 AM
Or perhaps the cat is away, allowing the mice to play into his trap?

ColinS
10-28-2019, 12:09 PM
Can't I turn my back for a few hours' sleep without being gossiped about?

snoball
10-28-2019, 12:27 PM
Absolutely not, and you love it, don't you?

Humburger
10-28-2019, 01:06 PM
Do you not appreciate our efforts, Colin?

snoball
10-28-2019, 06:26 PM
Do you not think he is hiding and hoping that we will go away?

Humburger
10-28-2019, 06:55 PM
Yes, I do, but do you realize that I have no intention of going away?

snoball
10-29-2019, 06:53 AM
Why on earth would we go away?

Humburger
10-29-2019, 08:47 AM
Now that I think of it, might we go away to eat or sleep or do anything else other than watch for Colin?

snoball
10-29-2019, 01:08 PM
Well I just got back from town, do you want to know if I found him there?

ColinS
10-29-2019, 02:33 PM
Where can he be?

snoball
10-29-2019, 03:51 PM
Do you have any idea?

ColinS
10-29-2019, 04:56 PM
I think I might be on WetCanvas, don't you?

Humburger
10-29-2019, 05:12 PM
If you are on wet canvas, have you paint on pants?

snoball
10-29-2019, 07:30 PM
Do you think he ruined the canvas, getting on it while wet?

Humburger
10-29-2019, 07:36 PM
Perhaps, but might he have remained on wet canvas until paint dry and he stick?

snoball
10-29-2019, 07:46 PM
So do you think he has learned his lesson?

Humburger
10-29-2019, 08:51 PM
I certainly hope so, don't you?

snoball
10-29-2019, 08:56 PM
Do you think it would be wise to change the subject?

Humburger
10-29-2019, 09:16 PM
Would you rather discuss burrs that stick in the tails of dogs?

ColinS
10-30-2019, 12:58 AM
I have just returned from washing paint off my pants, what did I miss?

Humburger
10-30-2019, 05:37 AM
Is it possible that you missed the adventure of me digging burrs out of the mighty sweeping tail of my longhaired german shepherd?

snoball
10-30-2019, 06:53 AM
Was that a fun task?

ColinS
10-30-2019, 10:48 AM
I wonder if he has to do it often?

Humburger
10-30-2019, 11:31 AM
It is not fun, but it is rare and do you know how much more fun it would be if he was okay with me handling his tail?

snoball
10-30-2019, 02:32 PM
Do you know how funny it was reading that question at the top of this page by its self? :lol:

Humburger
10-30-2019, 02:37 PM
Do you realize how often I laugh out loud when reading this thread?

snoball
10-30-2019, 02:52 PM
But can you see how funny that question is, not knowing the last question it was in answer to?

Humburger
10-30-2019, 05:57 PM
I can, but do you hope, along with me, that new users will look back and discover the context?

snoball
10-30-2019, 06:32 PM
I don't know, but don't you think that some people just never pay attention to what they read?

Humburger
10-30-2019, 08:24 PM
Yes, I do think that, and may I say that I am guilty of that, also?

snoball
10-31-2019, 06:58 AM
Don't you think we all are, to an extent?

Humburger
10-31-2019, 09:17 AM
Would you recommend slowing down, reading and rereading, and engaging the noodle more?

snoball
10-31-2019, 09:30 AM
Yes, would you not recommend engaging the brain before throwing the typing fingers in gear?

Humburger
10-31-2019, 09:33 AM
Oh, but of course, and can you imagine the great improvement pursuant therefrom?

ColinS
10-31-2019, 12:46 PM
Brut wombat that be snowman bro ring?

snoball
10-31-2019, 01:42 PM
Oh Colin, are you sure you engaged the brain before you typed that?

Humburger
10-31-2019, 02:03 PM
May I suggest Colin as a wonderful example of our previous conversation?

snoball
10-31-2019, 08:29 PM
Did you see the suggestion box on the table?

Dcam
10-31-2019, 08:33 PM
Ginny, how often have you told the Tale of the Tail?

Humburger
10-31-2019, 08:42 PM
I don't know, but don't you know that I have told the Tale of the Oatmeal much more often?

snoball
10-31-2019, 08:54 PM
Are you a tall tale teller by nature?

Humburger
10-31-2019, 09:26 PM
I suppose so, but how tall is tall?

snoball
11-01-2019, 07:06 AM
Isn't that relative?

Humburger
11-01-2019, 08:26 AM
Are you thinking it is my relative?

ColinS
11-01-2019, 01:02 PM
Isn't it a coincidence that grandfather was very tall, and sometimes wore a tail coat, and definitely told tall tails?

Humburger
11-01-2019, 01:51 PM
Was a it coincidence or was it a conspiracy?

snoball
11-01-2019, 06:41 PM
I'm tall, have been known to tell a tall tale but don't wear a tail coat, do you think I am involved in a conspiracy?

Humburger
11-01-2019, 07:20 PM
Perhaps, but, if so, why are you not wearing a tailcoat?

snoball
11-01-2019, 07:41 PM
Are you not aware that Halloween is over?

Humburger
11-01-2019, 07:54 PM
How much candy did you get?

snoball
11-01-2019, 08:03 PM
Oh you didn't know that I don't eat sugar?

Humburger
11-01-2019, 08:49 PM
No, but do you eat fruit?

snoball
11-01-2019, 09:26 PM
How much fruit do you eat?

Humburger
11-01-2019, 11:14 PM
Quite a lot, did you not know that I eat a whole foods plant based diet?

snoball
11-02-2019, 07:14 AM
No I didn't, did you know I eat the exact opposite?

Humburger
11-02-2019, 09:22 AM
Have you heard my grandma's old saying that it takes all kinds of people to make the world go around?

snoball
11-02-2019, 09:24 AM
But did you ever hear the song Stop the World and Let me Off?

Humburger
11-02-2019, 09:47 AM
Yes and does that not bring to mind "It's a Small World"?

snoball
11-02-2019, 10:22 AM
Do you happen to remember the Mousketeers?

Humburger
11-02-2019, 10:22 AM
I do, were you one?

snoball
11-02-2019, 10:28 AM
No, but I can sing M.I.C.K.E.Y M.O.U.S.E, can you?

Humburger
11-02-2019, 10:31 AM
Yes, would you join me for a duet?

snoball
11-02-2019, 10:36 AM
Do you suppose we could get in sync?

Humburger
11-02-2019, 10:38 AM
I believe so, but does it really matter as long as we are having fun?

snoball
11-02-2019, 11:30 AM
No it doesn't but did you know I should be painting instead of playing games?

Humburger
11-02-2019, 11:32 AM
Well, what are you waiting for?

ColinS
11-02-2019, 01:11 PM
Personally, I am now waiting for Christmas, what about you?

snoball
11-02-2019, 01:15 PM
Isn't it a bit soon to be waiting for that?

Humburger
11-02-2019, 02:05 PM
Is it ever really too soon for waiting?

ColinS
11-02-2019, 02:59 PM
Doesn't it depend what you're waiting for?

snoball
11-02-2019, 04:17 PM
So then, it isn't too early to wait for 2021?

Humburger
11-02-2019, 04:42 PM
Would it be too early to wait for 3021?

snoball
11-02-2019, 06:01 PM
Probably so, isn't that a tad distant?