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ElleAmde
07-07-2019, 04:35 PM
Make 1 sentence with only 5 words. You can be silly or serious, or anything at all!

Sentence examples:

When in doubt, change positions.
Careful with that last cookie!
Sometimes, revolving doors scare me.
It's raining on the petunias.
Deudonymous has a health problem.
Chipotle makes damn good burritos.
The sky is not falling.
The alien ship has landed.
Only chihuahuas know the truth.
Parallel universes are totally curved.

ianuk
07-07-2019, 06:36 PM
My cat had a stroke

Kosmon
07-07-2019, 07:15 PM
I had a cat once.

snoball
07-07-2019, 08:02 PM
What color was the cat?

ColinS
07-08-2019, 12:30 AM
Orange cats always seem friendly.

ianuk
07-08-2019, 06:28 AM
Walking in the countryside helps

snoball
07-08-2019, 07:05 AM
Also drives on back roads.

ianuk
07-08-2019, 08:42 AM
Better with a good companion

snoball
07-08-2019, 08:50 AM
Just walking in the rain. ♪♫

ianuk
07-08-2019, 10:15 AM
It rains a lot here

snoball
07-08-2019, 10:21 AM
It does here too, lately.

ElleAmde
07-08-2019, 11:13 AM
Many macadamias, not enough pistachios.

ColinS
07-08-2019, 11:21 AM
Gerbils make generally unsatisfactory houseguests.

ElleAmde
07-08-2019, 11:33 AM
Epiphany: turtle is not turtle.

ElleAmde
07-08-2019, 11:44 AM
Sergio's emphasis is not needed.

ElleAmde
07-08-2019, 11:44 AM
My best friend is imaginary.

ElleAmde
07-08-2019, 11:45 AM
One-two party punch: raspberry lemonade.

ElleAmde
07-08-2019, 11:46 AM
Someone steals all the plums.

ElleAmde
07-08-2019, 11:46 AM
Where are the fluffy dandelions?

ElleAmde
07-08-2019, 11:47 AM
Fact: running backwards is difficult.

ElleAmde
07-08-2019, 11:48 AM
I fell off my treadmill today.

ElleAmde
07-08-2019, 11:49 AM
Annoying answer #1: uh, ok.

Kosmon
07-08-2019, 12:30 PM
Are you keeping a diary?

snoball
07-08-2019, 01:39 PM
Or just playing with yourself?

ColinS
07-08-2019, 03:38 PM
Oh no, not another bot!

ElleAmde
07-08-2019, 05:55 PM
500 posts equals 3 stars.

ElleAmde
07-08-2019, 05:56 PM
I only have 2 stars.

ElleAmde
07-08-2019, 05:56 PM
Master classes are here somewhere?

ElleAmde
07-08-2019, 06:01 PM
I fell off my treadmill today.
That sentence has 6 words.

ianuk
07-08-2019, 06:13 PM
I have fast running shoes

Kosmon
07-08-2019, 06:26 PM
The ones that got away?

snoball
07-08-2019, 06:41 PM
I have fast running shoes

How fast do they run?

ColinS
07-08-2019, 06:57 PM
My nose runs in January.

snoball
07-08-2019, 07:13 PM
Your feet likely smell too.

ianuk
07-09-2019, 07:41 AM
All sentences are expertly selected

snoball
07-09-2019, 07:49 AM
What expert selected the sentences?

ianuk
07-09-2019, 07:49 AM
I have lumps on arms

ianuk
07-09-2019, 07:50 AM
Mosquito is facing torturous death

snoball
07-09-2019, 07:51 AM
I'm going to make breakfast.

ianuk
07-09-2019, 07:53 AM
I was the mosquitos breakfast.

snoball
07-09-2019, 08:40 AM
Mosquitoes are vicious little critters.

ElleAmde
07-09-2019, 09:52 AM
Mosquitos dislike garlic and crucifixes.

ianuk
07-09-2019, 10:03 AM
Existence is meaningless without blood

ColinS
07-09-2019, 10:28 AM
So true, particularly for vampires.

ianuk
07-09-2019, 11:16 AM
Writing transforms and improves communication.

Kosmon
07-09-2019, 12:34 PM
My writing-words're sometimes altogethr-crammed accidental-like.

snoball
07-09-2019, 12:58 PM
Some manage to botch all.

ianuk
07-09-2019, 12:58 PM
I smile to myself, thinking.

snoball
07-09-2019, 01:01 PM
Thinking can cause a headache.

ianuk
07-09-2019, 01:03 PM
So can a baseball bat

snoball
07-09-2019, 01:15 PM
Now you're thinking too much.

ElleAmde
07-09-2019, 01:30 PM
Quantum theory is a myth.

ianuk
07-09-2019, 01:48 PM
Lemon juice makes me squint

snoball
07-09-2019, 02:05 PM
Question of life answered, 3.

ianuk
07-09-2019, 02:28 PM
Nobody succeeds like a budgie

snoball
07-09-2019, 02:36 PM
Where'd you get your information?

ianuk
07-09-2019, 02:40 PM
Definitely not a recommended source

snoball
07-09-2019, 02:42 PM
Could be true, check it.

snoball
07-09-2019, 02:45 PM
You look really nice today.

ianuk
07-09-2019, 02:46 PM
The chicken needs more paprika.

snoball
07-09-2019, 02:48 PM
How about a little pepper?

ianuk
07-09-2019, 02:49 PM
You are so, so hot!

snoball
07-09-2019, 02:50 PM
Weather's very hot here today.

ianuk
07-09-2019, 02:50 PM
Humidity is good for orchids

snoball
07-09-2019, 02:52 PM
Orchids be damned, I'm roasting!

ianuk
07-09-2019, 02:56 PM
Nuts are sometimes dry roasted

snoball
07-09-2019, 02:59 PM
:lol: Hey, I resemble that remark!

ColinS
07-09-2019, 03:42 PM
Time for a new outfit.

ElleAmde
07-09-2019, 05:14 PM
Without simple answers, complex chaos.

ianuk
07-09-2019, 05:27 PM
Sat navs cannot measure width.

Kosmon
07-09-2019, 06:24 PM
That's a pretty lame excuse.

snoball
07-09-2019, 06:27 PM
Lame excuse beats no excuse.

ianuk
07-09-2019, 06:36 PM
Clouds used to store water

snoball
07-09-2019, 06:45 PM
Now they turn it loose.

snoball
07-09-2019, 06:45 PM
Now they store data, right?

ianuk
07-09-2019, 06:48 PM
Tell me your best story

snoball
07-09-2019, 07:28 PM
If I do, you'll plagiarize.

ColinS
07-09-2019, 07:39 PM
Shakespeare plagiarized, pillaged and plundered.

snoball
07-09-2019, 07:44 PM
Then Shakespeare wasn't very nice.

ianuk
07-10-2019, 12:17 PM
A fellow of infinite jest. {plagiarized}

ColinS
07-10-2019, 12:17 PM
But he was quite accomplished.

ianuk
07-10-2019, 12:19 PM
A writer of some note

Kosmon
07-10-2019, 12:50 PM
I wrote a note once.

ElleAmde
07-10-2019, 01:00 PM
Always remember, gremlins are watching.

ElleAmde
07-10-2019, 01:01 PM
That said, angels are sleeping.

ElleAmde
07-10-2019, 01:14 PM
A writer of some note
Shakespeare security alert: slavegirl's notes.

(Moderator: please delete this post.)

ElleAmde
07-10-2019, 01:16 PM
A fellow of infinite jest. {plagiarized}
I like to write notes. :)

ElleAmde
07-10-2019, 01:17 PM
Tell me your best story
Would you like some notes? :)

snoball
07-10-2019, 02:37 PM
See that big blue note? ♪ ♫ ♪♪

ColinS
07-10-2019, 03:54 PM
Bluenose sails on a dime.

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/10-Jul-2019/1183569-Canadian_Dime_-_reverse.jpg

ElleAmde
07-10-2019, 04:14 PM
And sunshine is always free.

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/10-Jul-2019/2113869-Sunshine-ea.jpg

ianuk
07-10-2019, 04:25 PM
By the light of the moon

Kosmon
07-10-2019, 06:09 PM
You've said too much.

ianuk
07-10-2019, 06:27 PM
Once again, my errant ways.

ColinS
07-10-2019, 07:04 PM
Rules exist for the breaking.

snoball
07-10-2019, 07:19 PM
Who is breaking rules now?

ColinS
07-10-2019, 07:46 PM
As a Moderator, I cannot.

snoball
07-10-2019, 08:03 PM
Yes, you must behave yourself.

ianuk
07-11-2019, 08:29 AM
Oh what a gorgeous day.

snoball
07-11-2019, 08:37 AM
This one couldn't be better.

ElleAmde
07-11-2019, 12:39 PM
Always remember, kindness is a virtue.

ElleAmde
07-11-2019, 12:39 PM
Ninjas don't play on Sundays.

ianuk
07-11-2019, 01:04 PM
Origami is quite popular though

snoball
07-11-2019, 01:18 PM
It isn't an exact science.

ianuk
07-11-2019, 01:22 PM
Indeed, oh yes it is

snoball
07-11-2019, 01:48 PM
Are you arguing with me?

ianuk
07-11-2019, 01:53 PM
Never in a million years

snoball
07-11-2019, 01:56 PM
It sure sounds like it.

ianuk
07-11-2019, 02:44 PM
Somewhat of a frivolous mood

snoball
07-11-2019, 02:52 PM
Well that's better than usual.

ElleAmde
07-11-2019, 03:35 PM
Fact: two answers always exist.

ElleAmde
07-11-2019, 03:35 PM
Sometimes there are three answers.

snoball
07-11-2019, 03:38 PM
Mine and two wrong ones.

ElleAmde
07-11-2019, 03:41 PM
Xerox isn't a generic word.

snoball
07-11-2019, 03:44 PM
Generic isn't a xeroxed word.

ElleAmde
07-11-2019, 03:58 PM
Generic isn't a xeroxed word.
Had to smile at that.

ElleAmde
07-11-2019, 03:59 PM
Generic words: time and money.

snoball
07-11-2019, 04:00 PM
Do you smile a lot?

ColinS
07-11-2019, 04:03 PM
I only smile on Thursdays.

ElleAmde
07-11-2019, 04:06 PM
Do you smile a lot?
Please define the word "smile"?

snoball
07-11-2019, 04:07 PM
A frown turned upside down.

Kosmon
07-11-2019, 04:12 PM
Really makes your face hurt.

[Don't try this at home.]

ElleAmde
07-11-2019, 04:20 PM
Do you smile a lot?
Based on your definition: no.

snoball
07-11-2019, 06:56 PM
You know smiles are contagious.

ElleAmde
07-11-2019, 07:26 PM
Definition: "smile" is a virus?

snoball
07-11-2019, 08:37 PM
Transferred one person to another.

ColinS
07-11-2019, 08:54 PM
But without coughs and aches.

snoball
07-11-2019, 09:01 PM
Smiles are better than flu.

ianuk
07-12-2019, 08:37 AM
Not if you own pharmaceuticals

snoball
07-12-2019, 09:23 AM
You could use nitrous oxide.

ColinS
07-12-2019, 10:52 AM
That is better than nitroglycerin.

ElleAmde
07-12-2019, 11:06 AM
Nitrous oxide: funny and fumy.

ElleAmde
07-12-2019, 11:07 AM
Safflower oil is not toxic.

snoball
07-12-2019, 11:39 AM
Does it cause a smile?

ianuk
07-12-2019, 12:12 PM
Is that like oiling hinges

ElleAmde
07-12-2019, 12:44 PM
Is that like oiling hinges
You'd have to ask Theophilus.

snoball
07-12-2019, 01:53 PM
You have an inside connection?

ElleAmde
07-12-2019, 02:38 PM
You have an inside connection?
No, because Theophilus is rude.

snoball
07-12-2019, 03:21 PM
I feel many are rude.

ColinS
07-12-2019, 03:24 PM
I thought Theophilus was dead.

snoball
07-12-2019, 03:58 PM
You get paid for thinking?

ColinS
07-12-2019, 04:57 PM
Yes, thoughts can be monetized.

snoball
07-12-2019, 08:08 PM
Afraid I wouldn't get much.

ColinS
07-13-2019, 12:04 PM
A penny for your thoughts?

snoball
07-13-2019, 12:24 PM
About what they are worth.

ColinS
07-13-2019, 04:43 PM
Take it to the bank.

snoball
07-13-2019, 08:24 PM
They don't take small deposits.

ianuk
07-13-2019, 09:04 PM
Do humans really need sleep

snoball
07-13-2019, 09:48 PM
Going to check and see.

ianuk
07-14-2019, 11:29 AM
Yep, one definitely needs sleep

ColinS
07-14-2019, 01:07 PM
Sleep knits the ravelled sleeve.

snoball
07-14-2019, 02:29 PM
Have to check sleeves now!

ColinS
07-14-2019, 03:10 PM
My sleeves are mostly chequered.

Kosmon
07-14-2019, 05:26 PM
Some of mine are unraveling.

snoball
07-14-2019, 06:22 PM
Better get some sleep then.

ianuk
07-14-2019, 08:15 PM
This page makes me laugh.

ColinS
07-14-2019, 08:20 PM
Laughter is also a tonic.

snoball
07-14-2019, 08:21 PM
Best medicine you can take.

Kosmon
07-15-2019, 11:49 AM
I'll have what they're having.

ColinS
07-15-2019, 11:50 AM
Wine sometimes works as well.

ianuk
07-15-2019, 12:20 PM
Sunny day, gin and tonic

ColinS
07-15-2019, 12:47 PM
Moody day, single malt whisky.

ianuk
07-15-2019, 12:55 PM
Do not disturb the spirits

snoball
07-15-2019, 12:56 PM
Which spirits you talking about?

ianuk
07-15-2019, 12:59 PM
The ones in the cupboard

ianuk
07-15-2019, 01:00 PM
Drinking spirits awakes other types

snoball
07-15-2019, 01:01 PM
Are they strong or scary?

ianuk
07-15-2019, 01:20 PM
Around every corner lies danger

snoball
07-15-2019, 01:22 PM
Then just go straight ahead.

ianuk
07-15-2019, 01:25 PM
The sea is straight ahead

snoball
07-15-2019, 01:32 PM
Danger if you turn corners!

ianuk
07-15-2019, 01:44 PM
No trolls under this bridge

snoball
07-15-2019, 01:49 PM
They're all around the corner.

ianuk
07-15-2019, 01:51 PM
Sending big billy goat first!

snoball
07-15-2019, 01:54 PM
:lol: Just run faster than him.

ColinS
07-15-2019, 08:28 PM
Or bring a slow friend.

snoball
07-15-2019, 08:32 PM
I could get really fast.

ianuk
07-15-2019, 11:09 PM
Even more dangerous, fast women!

snoball
07-16-2019, 06:58 AM
How would you know that?

ianuk
07-16-2019, 08:03 AM
I have read riding hood

snoball
07-16-2019, 08:52 AM
It was the wolf there.

ColinS
07-16-2019, 12:07 PM
Granny was unfortunately slow food.

snoball
07-16-2019, 12:55 PM
Oh no, poor old Granny!

ColinS
07-16-2019, 06:32 PM
Everyone was poor back then.

snoball
07-16-2019, 06:41 PM
Most are still poor now.

ColinS
07-17-2019, 11:36 AM
But not poor like then.

snoball
07-17-2019, 12:57 PM
You know a better crowd. :)

ColinS
07-17-2019, 04:56 PM
Could be a socialist utopia.

snoball
07-17-2019, 06:48 PM
Might be a hillbilly haven.

ianuk
07-17-2019, 08:38 PM
My shoes have a hole

snoball
07-17-2019, 09:37 PM
Then they are holy shoes.

ColinS
07-18-2019, 01:09 AM
Feet commune directly with Earth.

ianuk
07-18-2019, 06:07 AM
Stops the static build up

snoball
07-18-2019, 06:36 AM
Socks are very convenient too.

ianuk
07-18-2019, 11:07 AM
Washing machines eat single socks

snoball
07-18-2019, 12:34 PM
Those live with Tupperware lids.

ianuk
07-18-2019, 06:51 PM
And where do they live

snoball
07-18-2019, 07:00 PM
Nobody knows where they live.

ianuk
07-18-2019, 07:23 PM
Then they must be hermits

snoball
07-18-2019, 09:47 PM
Clothes hangers multiply in closets.

ColinS
07-18-2019, 10:41 PM
Dust bunnies breed like rabbits.

snoball
07-19-2019, 07:27 AM
Dust bunnies make good pets.

ianuk
07-19-2019, 08:56 AM
Henry has the best smile.

snoball
07-19-2019, 09:01 AM
Yes, I have to agree.

ianuk
07-19-2019, 10:49 AM
Alright, who took my sweets

ColinS
07-19-2019, 12:13 PM
Possibly the mischievous Uneaster Bunny.

snoball
07-19-2019, 12:14 PM
Can you describe those sweets?

ianuk
07-19-2019, 11:22 PM
A delicious box of Baci

snoball
07-20-2019, 06:56 AM
Sweets will rot your teeth.

ianuk
07-20-2019, 07:34 AM
Not these sweets, they gone

snoball
07-20-2019, 07:41 AM
I wonder who ate them.

ianuk
07-20-2019, 11:54 AM
Someone about to be tortured

Kosmon
07-20-2019, 01:15 PM
Should always bait your sweets.

ColinS
07-20-2019, 01:20 PM
Or keep them locked away.

snoball
07-20-2019, 01:45 PM
Or else just be tortured.

ianuk
07-20-2019, 01:50 PM
Lilac is a nice fragrance

snoball
07-20-2019, 03:26 PM
That is my favorite fragrance!

ColinS
07-20-2019, 07:28 PM
My granny loved her lilacs.

snoball
07-20-2019, 08:25 PM
Most wonderful smell on earth.

ianuk
07-21-2019, 12:47 PM
Sweet peas are the best

snoball
07-21-2019, 01:09 PM
Not as good as lilacs. :)

ianuk
07-21-2019, 01:36 PM
Check out my rope lamp

snoball
07-21-2019, 02:51 PM
Where is your rope lamp?

ColinS
07-21-2019, 05:24 PM
Did you mean lava lamp?

ianuk
07-21-2019, 05:25 PM
On a grey lamp table

snoball
07-21-2019, 06:46 PM
Can you describe this lamp?

ianuk
07-21-2019, 09:31 PM
Think of a snake charmer

snoball
07-21-2019, 09:39 PM
How about a rope charmer.

ianuk
07-21-2019, 09:43 PM
Ah! You know me well.

snoball
07-21-2019, 09:52 PM
:lol: After 14 years I should.

ianuk
07-21-2019, 10:12 PM
Whoa! Where did it go.

snoball
07-21-2019, 10:19 PM
Passed like a speeding bullet! Good night. :wave:

ColinS
07-21-2019, 11:54 PM
Was it knot plugged in?

ianuk
07-22-2019, 04:22 AM
Ha ha that was funny

snoball
07-22-2019, 07:10 AM
Colin tries to be funny.

ColinS
07-22-2019, 12:24 PM
Some has to around here. :)

snoball
07-22-2019, 02:07 PM
Might as well be you.

ianuk
07-22-2019, 05:42 PM
There is much humour here.

snoball
07-22-2019, 09:04 PM
Some people have strange tastes.

ColinS
07-22-2019, 11:09 PM
Those who like chicken feet?

snoball
07-23-2019, 07:14 AM
Local store sells chicken feet.

ColinS
07-23-2019, 06:12 PM
That is hardly an excuse. :)

snoball
07-23-2019, 06:49 PM
Oh I've never tried them.

ianuk
07-23-2019, 07:36 PM
Hedges in summer grow higher.

snoball
07-23-2019, 08:17 PM
Grass grows much higher too.

Kosmon
07-24-2019, 02:26 AM
Well it can't grow lower

ianuk
07-24-2019, 04:57 AM
I bet roots grow lower

snoball
07-24-2019, 06:59 AM
You're a bunch of nitpickers.

ianuk
07-24-2019, 08:02 AM
My hair is itch free

snoball
07-24-2019, 08:49 AM
I'll bring you some cooties.