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snoball
09-13-2018, 09:58 AM
Describe an occupation but make it sound scary. I'll start with a description of my own occupation.


I apply toxic chemicals to a support made from ripping chunks of fiber from its mother plant, then twisting it until it is a tiny reflection of its former self, stretching it until it can stand no more and then after a while I spray it with more toxic chemicals.

opainter
09-13-2018, 07:25 PM
I apply toxic chemicals to a support made from ripping chunks of fiber from its mother plant, then twisting it until it is a tiny reflection of its former self, stretching it until it can stand no more and then after a while I spray it with more toxic chemicals.

That sounds very destructive! You should get a creative hobby, like art!! :lol:

I mix all sorts of unpronounceable chemicals together, then heat them up to hundreds of degrees, and then -- as if that weren't scary enough -- I shove them into my face.

snoball
09-13-2018, 07:36 PM
And you say I'M destructive, why don't you just try cooking dinner? :)

snoball
10-08-2018, 01:43 PM
I enter a huge projectile and direct it while it hurtles through the air at breath taking speeds, sometimes taking the lives of other individuals into my own hands while I do this.