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Dcam
08-06-2016, 10:26 AM
Your caption for the image? It can be funny, philosophical, analytical?
Short or long
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Aug-2016/183894-THINKER.jpg

ColinS
08-06-2016, 10:54 AM
"Think. Again."

Dcam
08-06-2016, 11:01 AM
Pondering.........wandering

Artyczar
08-06-2016, 11:02 AM
de-evolution

fritzie
08-06-2016, 11:43 AM
About what, do you think?

fritzie
08-06-2016, 11:51 AM
About what, do you think?


(One thing I think is interesting in this juxtaposition is that I would guess most people today would assume the first man to be deeply thoughtful about something important and the second not, when we actually have no idea what either is thinking about in his image.)

Coastal
08-06-2016, 11:56 AM
Pokemon... where are you?

Dcam
08-06-2016, 12:05 PM
One uses too much hair Gel.

snoball
08-06-2016, 12:28 PM
The Thinker, now relieved of thinking.

snoball
08-06-2016, 12:38 PM
One more thought/text and I've really gotta wipe.

thevaliantx
08-06-2016, 12:54 PM
"We thinkers tend to bite the backs of our hands, but the day shall come when we pick our nose"

musket
08-06-2016, 01:04 PM
Two Bad Haircuts (good name for a band as well).

Kosmon
08-06-2016, 02:25 PM
Stoned and Alone

opainter
08-06-2016, 10:24 PM
Thinking. Pondering. And telephoning. :)

caldwell.brobeck
08-07-2016, 12:24 AM
To be or not to be....where's Pikachu?

DavidPriestley
08-07-2016, 07:29 AM
First guy: "C'mon. Hurry up, ring for the ambulance, I can feel the tar setting."

Second guy: "Hmmm, now where can I get my hands on a lot of feathers?"

Dcam
08-08-2016, 04:46 PM
Naked........looking for the naked

josephxengraver
08-09-2016, 03:59 AM
Once upon a time, contemplation was hard work.

Coastal
08-12-2016, 02:31 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/12-Aug-2016/980962-Untitled-1_copy.jpg

snoball
08-12-2016, 02:45 PM
"She's on steroids!"

Kosmon
08-12-2016, 02:46 PM
Tempus Fugit

Coastal
08-12-2016, 04:24 PM
"I looked just like that!"

Dcam
08-23-2016, 01:16 AM
When you push this......she giggles.

opainter
08-23-2016, 03:22 AM
I'm so glad that Dr. Bombay is my plastic surgeon!

Dcam
08-26-2016, 06:42 PM
"Now, the technical term is navel, buts its just a darn bellybutton".

Coastal
08-29-2016, 09:24 AM
Did you notice?
Wherever you stand in the room they follow you!

Dcam
08-30-2016, 10:27 PM
"Them's Fake Muriel".

Bodhi Peace
08-30-2016, 11:07 PM
This is an hourglass before the sand's running low, sonny.

Dcam
09-01-2016, 02:19 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/01-Sep-2016/183894-outfits.jpg

snoball
09-01-2016, 02:33 PM
Peel me a nanner, toss me a peanut.

snoball
09-01-2016, 02:43 PM
Late risers!
Shave in just
2 minutes flat
Kiss your wife
Grab your hat
Burma-Shave

Dcam
09-01-2016, 02:48 PM
Ok, if you guys wanna' hang with me......No Monkey business.

Coastal
09-01-2016, 05:55 PM
We were so much better than all that star wars crap

Kosmon
09-02-2016, 11:58 AM
Yeah, it's big alright . . . but everybody knows King Kong is just a myth.

(Does this tunic make me look furry?)

Coastal
09-02-2016, 12:59 PM
I thought this audition was for a television music group?

ianuk
09-04-2016, 05:38 PM
Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil.

Dcam
09-07-2016, 03:41 PM
Announcing the new Hillary line of pantsuits.

ianuk
09-08-2016, 12:23 PM
I could swear that termite mound was here!

Coastal
09-08-2016, 01:26 PM
All I said was "we might have evolved from man.."
He didn't have to go all ape**** on me!

Bodhi Peace
09-14-2016, 08:45 PM
Oh, ape! What have we just done here!
Look away, look away.

MatildaArt!
09-14-2016, 08:57 PM
Where's the beef?

RWSewell
09-20-2016, 01:02 AM
Taylor was right, I am a damn dirty ape!

Coastal
09-27-2016, 01:43 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/27-Sep-2016/980962-wc.jpg

Bodhi Peace
09-27-2016, 03:22 PM
What's the matter?
Cat got your head?

snoball
09-27-2016, 03:53 PM
Don't let it get away, I've been chasing that all day!

ianuk
09-27-2016, 03:56 PM
This is no fairy tale!

Coastal
09-27-2016, 06:59 PM
The late zoo keeper Earl Dumbson

MatildaArt!
09-28-2016, 05:07 PM
Let the festivities begin!

ColinS
09-29-2016, 01:33 AM
"I hate these small modern bungalows. Not enough room to swing a cat."

Bodhi Peace
09-29-2016, 03:03 AM
If looks could kill.

ianuk
09-29-2016, 05:02 PM
Please come back, I promise I'll never mention gay pride again.

snoball
09-29-2016, 05:38 PM
Hey Mr. Zookeeper, what's that hanging out of the back of your britches?

MatildaArt!
09-29-2016, 06:03 PM
What's new *****cat?

MatildaArt!
09-29-2016, 06:05 PM
I did not do that on purpose! I swear!😱😜

MatildaArt!
09-29-2016, 06:06 PM
That last one wasn't a caption, lol!

snoball
09-29-2016, 06:11 PM
I did not do that on purpose! I swear!😱😜

The site does that you can not even speak of the (female cat)willow.:lol:

MatildaArt!
09-29-2016, 06:32 PM
Update...What's mew puddycat?

snoball
09-29-2016, 06:35 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/29-Sep-2016/36183-workers4.jpg

MatildaArt!
09-29-2016, 06:48 PM
You'll have to shoot me first!!!

snoball
09-29-2016, 06:54 PM
I think I see what the blockage is.

Coastal
09-29-2016, 09:30 PM
Where are those car keys!

ianuk
09-30-2016, 01:29 AM
Hang on boys, just a little more and the Turner prize is ours!

snoball
09-30-2016, 10:58 AM
OK Henry, it's lunch time.

MatildaArt!
09-30-2016, 03:42 PM
Get me the ---- outta here!

ianuk
09-30-2016, 07:32 PM
Can one of you shine a torch down its throat?

MatildaArt!
09-30-2016, 07:39 PM
Geez, I only asked for one kiss!

snoball
09-30-2016, 07:55 PM
Come back and get in the car, I'll TAKE you to your cell phone.

MatildaArt!
09-30-2016, 08:10 PM
Gotta go, two for one at the Burgerama!

Kosmon
10-07-2016, 02:18 PM
Just keep pulling as hard as you can - I'll steer.

Coastal
10-07-2016, 11:50 PM
Then after lunch I thought we could go see the new Brad-Angelina movie

Bodhi Peace
10-08-2016, 12:07 AM
Was it something I said?

MatildaArt!
10-16-2016, 10:52 AM
Ok but after the Bradgalina movie break it's right back to towing the car!

Coastal
11-16-2016, 09:03 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/16-Nov-2016/980962-wc.jpg

snoball
11-17-2016, 05:41 AM
No! Last time you took me to the vet I lost my manhood!

Kosmon
11-17-2016, 10:00 AM
The goldfish? Nope, haven't seen him.

MatildaArt!
11-17-2016, 10:45 AM
Ahhh, come on what's the harm in a little catnip?

Coastal
11-17-2016, 11:19 AM
Look deep into my eyes..now set your plate of salmon on the floor.

snoball
11-17-2016, 11:23 AM
What canary?

ianuk
11-17-2016, 01:11 PM
Did somebody mention food?

Dcam
11-17-2016, 01:28 PM
You used a stupid TRAP to catch the mouse????

ianuk
11-17-2016, 04:27 PM
I love you.

snoball
11-17-2016, 06:28 PM
Look into my eyes, you are getting very sleepy.

ianuk
11-17-2016, 06:58 PM
I told you already, the gerbil packed his bags and left.

Dcam
11-17-2016, 07:02 PM
Caption?

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/17-Nov-2016/183894-yogi.jpg

snoball
11-17-2016, 07:05 PM
I grew 2 feet last summer.

ianuk
11-17-2016, 07:29 PM
Ha ha!! @Margaret.

Caption -- Smoking may cause limb mutation.

Dcam
11-17-2016, 09:18 PM
New research shows Cigars relieve pain of arthritis.

snoball
11-18-2016, 06:00 AM
You should see me dance!

Dcam
11-18-2016, 09:43 AM
This little piggy went to market.

brianvds
11-18-2016, 10:04 AM
I grew 2 feet last summer.

That's quite a feat!

Dcam
11-18-2016, 10:55 AM
Head over heels in love.

snoball
11-18-2016, 11:22 AM
When my buddy gets tired of his head banging on the ground, he'll learn to hang on tighter.

Coastal
11-22-2016, 08:10 PM
Yeah, I got some feet for sale...what do ya want left or right?

Dcam
11-22-2016, 08:14 PM
So....you think this is tobacco eh? Hee Hee!

snoball
11-24-2016, 07:37 AM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/24-Nov-2016/36183-560236.jpg

It's really windy here today!

Coastal
11-24-2016, 08:59 AM
Yes, it's a full moon...why do you ask?

Kosmon
11-24-2016, 10:32 AM
Okay, I got the radiator cap off. Now what?

Coastal
11-24-2016, 08:52 PM
You might just say I'm the brahma bull of this shuffleboard court.

bvanevery
11-25-2016, 07:45 AM
flapping door accident

Dcam
11-25-2016, 09:54 AM
wow, that hair gel works like a charm.

Amity
11-25-2016, 10:07 AM
Sit up straight, both of you.

bvanevery
11-25-2016, 01:08 PM
Men are from Mars. Mars is hairy.

Coastal
11-26-2016, 09:04 AM
With my comb over it looks like I have a full beard!

snoball
11-26-2016, 09:41 AM
But I don't spill food on it.

Dcam
11-26-2016, 10:30 AM
I also sweep floors.

snoball
11-26-2016, 10:31 AM
And get cobwebs off the ceiling! :lol:

Kosmon
11-26-2016, 12:42 PM
Kids of all ages will love the new Tickle-Me Uncle Clyde action figure!

Dcam
11-26-2016, 12:50 PM
Wow....strong updraft in here!

MatildaArt!
11-26-2016, 03:06 PM
Yup, I can hang 5 lbs a beef jerky from these!

Coastal
11-26-2016, 03:14 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/26-Nov-2016/980962-fa_743_welcomehome96th970.jpg

bvanevery
11-27-2016, 01:51 AM
We always sacrifice to the sharks to Christen a ship.

Coastal
11-27-2016, 07:50 AM
Japs won't stand a chance with our new secret weapon

MatildaArt!
11-27-2016, 12:45 PM
Ok, Ok, Yes I'll sacrifice my body to the cause!

MatildaArt!
11-27-2016, 12:47 PM
Does anyone remember why we're smiling?

MatildaArt!
11-27-2016, 12:48 PM
Annie Oakley rides again!

MatildaArt!
11-27-2016, 12:49 PM
I wonder if she'll give me these shoes?

MatildaArt!
11-27-2016, 12:51 PM
I wonder if they're ever gonna put me down?

MatildaArt!
11-27-2016, 12:52 PM
Pass her back this way boys!

MatildaArt!
11-27-2016, 12:53 PM
Quit hogging the caption Matilda!

snoball
11-27-2016, 01:52 PM
I just shot down a 747 carrying a funny little man with small hands and a red cap!

Kosmon
11-27-2016, 02:17 PM
Troopers installing the experimental "Pistol-Totin'-Mama" antiaircraft battery prototype yesterday took a moment to pose for a quick photo.

bvanevery
11-27-2016, 06:01 PM
It's gonna look great tied to the prow.

Dcam
11-27-2016, 06:07 PM
Captain Annie Oakley, appreciated by her crew.

bvanevery
11-28-2016, 04:24 AM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/28-Nov-2016/1159566-brewster.jpg

brianvds
11-28-2016, 05:41 AM
Creature from the Black Platoon.

Coastal
11-28-2016, 09:39 AM
You know, this doesn't look like our regular bee keeper.

Dcam
11-28-2016, 09:43 AM
Yeah, OK, but what if they shoot you in the legs?

Kosmon
11-28-2016, 11:26 AM
Oil Can!

snoball
11-28-2016, 01:12 PM
Help me! They're coming after me with a can opener!

ianuk
11-28-2016, 06:10 PM
Can I have my letter back?

ianuk
11-28-2016, 06:14 PM
Which one of you mean [email protected]#@$#s shot me in the arm?

snoball
11-29-2016, 07:35 AM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/29-Nov-2016/36183-poop.jpg

Coastal
11-29-2016, 08:51 AM
I'll have a little more prime rib please.

snoball
11-29-2016, 12:37 PM
:evil: It was just laying there in my diaper, what was I supposed to do with it? :evil:

bvanevery
11-29-2016, 02:09 PM
Daddy is a makeup artist.

ianuk
11-29-2016, 03:40 PM
Do you think I'm ready for a knife and fork yet?

snoball
11-29-2016, 03:52 PM
Yes, I use a palette knife. How'd you guess?

Kosmon
11-29-2016, 04:01 PM
"Don't eat with your hands, son, use your entrenching tool!"

[courtesy of Firesign Theater]

Coastal
11-29-2016, 05:36 PM
Ate the whole meal with chopsticks. Didn't use a fork once!

snoball
11-30-2016, 07:27 AM
Can you wipe that little spot off my face?

bvanevery
11-30-2016, 10:32 AM
Cannibals market a new delicacy, the chocolate covered baby.

Dcam
11-30-2016, 10:41 AM
It could use a wee bit more salt.

bvanevery
11-30-2016, 04:02 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Nov-2016/1159566-furhead.jpg

Coastal
11-30-2016, 04:38 PM
Hello, Match.com

snoball
11-30-2016, 06:40 PM
Why am I wearing my skirt on my head? Funny you should ask.

Coastal
11-30-2016, 07:02 PM
Well, of course you want me..
How could you not?

bvanevery
12-01-2016, 02:58 AM
Wookie porn

ianuk
12-01-2016, 01:08 PM
Now will you marry me?

Dcam
12-01-2016, 01:11 PM
its true; yes, when one gets drunk....the lampshade goes on the head.

Kosmon
12-01-2016, 02:02 PM
Boy, I dunno about this, Jenna . . . . How are the groomsmen dressing?

Coastal
12-01-2016, 03:48 PM
Ok, once around the car in the parking lot..then back here to bed.

snoball
12-01-2016, 03:52 PM
Think I'll just go back to regular Foster Grants.

Dcam
12-01-2016, 06:37 PM
This is the strangest eye exam I've ever had.

Kosmon
12-01-2016, 08:34 PM
Ok, once around the car in the parking lot..then back here to bed.

[My face is gonna hurt tomorrow, John, from the stupid grin I've had on it since I read this one.]

ColinS
12-01-2016, 09:57 PM
"In my previous job I was employed as a puffin nesting conservation area."

bvanevery
12-02-2016, 04:32 AM
Ever wonder how the "tinfoil hat" people did it before tinfoil was invented?

Dcam
12-02-2016, 07:25 PM
Oh Gosh: I didn't order an extra extra large.

bvanevery
12-03-2016, 03:00 AM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/03-Dec-2016/1159566-pigtails.jpg

brianvds
12-03-2016, 04:59 AM
New childhood photo of Salvador Dali found in Spanish archive.

Coastal
12-03-2016, 06:54 AM
How come his crying still keep ringing in my ears?

snoball
12-03-2016, 07:26 AM
Giddyup!

bvanevery
12-03-2016, 11:19 AM
Early Hezbollah suicide bomber tactics were innovative for their duplicity. With sufficiently lengthened coiffure, one might even survive the blast.

Kosmon
12-03-2016, 12:01 PM
Early Burley prototype (only 5 produced)

Dcam
12-03-2016, 12:13 PM
I'm gonna get these kinky curls straightened out if it kills me.

bvanevery
12-03-2016, 12:41 PM
Early Burley prototype (only 5 produced)

Do you have a weblink explaining that? I can't find anything on the subject.

Kosmon
12-03-2016, 01:36 PM
Do you have a weblink explaining that? I can't find anything on the subject.

Burley:

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/03-Dec-2016/1984234-160068354_burley-honey-bee-child-trailer-bicycle-child-wagon-100lb.jpg

Dcam
12-05-2016, 09:47 AM
Caption?

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-Dec-2016/183894-sargent3.jpg

brianvds
12-05-2016, 10:12 AM
Matisse's regret at not having followed his dream to become an orchestral conductor showed for the rest of his life in his working methods.

Coastal
12-05-2016, 10:29 AM
By abstractly putting my phone number right here is a marketing ploy of genius.

snoball
12-05-2016, 10:35 AM
Yes, it IS bad luck to walk under a ladder! You'll have paint on your head and perhaps an artist.

Dcam
12-05-2016, 11:36 AM
My Fork lift is in the shop!

Kosmon
12-05-2016, 01:36 PM
"To paint an elephant, you first get a great big canvas, then start brushing away everything that doesn't look like an elephant . . ."

jocko500
12-05-2016, 02:11 PM
the old way out ; in with the new

Dcam
12-05-2016, 03:33 PM
Wife to artist: "If you get paint on those new shoes, you're dead."

bvanevery
12-06-2016, 05:45 AM
To paint a short man, you must FEEL like a short man.

snoball
12-06-2016, 07:27 AM
If I get really good at this I'll put paint on my palette.

Coastal
12-06-2016, 08:01 AM
One stroke of paint one sip of schnapps. One stroke of paint.....

bvanevery
12-06-2016, 11:38 AM
Salvador Dali's instruction to his studio model: "After making a flamboyant gesture, you shall disrobe and fall off the ladder."

Coastal
12-06-2016, 10:30 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Dec-2016/980962-3d2a8126aa3c3d07dae7dd24ef89fc2f.jpg

snoball
12-07-2016, 01:34 PM
Just be careful where you toss the butts, this is pop's moonshine haulin' car.

Dcam
12-07-2016, 01:40 PM
Mike, I told ya, ya can't light a candy cigarette.

Coastal
12-07-2016, 01:43 PM
rewrite to follow :)

Dcam
12-07-2016, 01:44 PM
:(

Kosmon
12-07-2016, 02:44 PM
"What're ya, nuts? De Kooning's ten times better'n Rothko."

snoball
12-07-2016, 04:01 PM
You sure this is supposed to be fun?

Dcam
12-07-2016, 04:06 PM
The Relaxed Look for Summer.....by Calvin Klein.

Coastal
12-07-2016, 05:22 PM
They tried to get me a slower car.. I wouldn't have it!

bvanevery
12-07-2016, 07:10 PM
crack's better

Dcam
12-08-2016, 07:50 AM
Hold on Phil: you're actually going to LIGHT that thing?

snoball
12-08-2016, 07:59 AM
Easy! You're starting to turn green!

bvanevery
12-08-2016, 04:04 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/08-Dec-2016/1159566-pearlharbor.jpg

Kosmon
12-08-2016, 05:01 PM
"Damn budget cuts - these old 8-handed lightsabers are gonna get us killed."

Dcam
12-08-2016, 05:08 PM
Hey I think the pool is finally filling up!

snoball
12-08-2016, 05:33 PM
Forget the pool, I think my pants are filling up!!

Coastal
12-08-2016, 05:37 PM
Screw you, Godzilla

bvanevery
12-08-2016, 11:36 PM
Screw you, Godzilla

[Oddly appropriate. I just thought I'd mention, since Dec. 7th was yesterday, that this is a photo of Americans fighting a fire at Pearl Harbor.]

Coastal
12-13-2016, 06:28 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/13-Dec-2016/980962-photo.jpg

snoball
12-14-2016, 05:18 AM
Just going to take this selfie.

Kosmon
12-14-2016, 11:12 AM
THIS . . . is your brain on drugs.

Coastal
12-14-2016, 11:22 AM
To you I thee wed.

bvanevery
12-14-2016, 11:48 PM
Once I smash it into my forehead, I'll finally be a member of the cult!

brianvds
12-15-2016, 12:06 AM
I scream, you scream, we all scream, ICE CREAM!

Coastal
12-15-2016, 12:27 AM
Neurotransmitter stimulated in lab testing.

bvanevery
12-15-2016, 01:28 PM
There's a hole in the back of her head. This is what she pulled out.

snoball
12-15-2016, 01:32 PM
If I hold it close to the camera it gets bigger!

bvanevery
12-16-2016, 03:46 AM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/16-Dec-2016/1159566-suitmen.jpg

Coastal
12-16-2016, 10:50 AM
Pillsbury dough store security team.

Kosmon
12-16-2016, 01:56 PM
:music: o-ee-OOOOO-o
o-RE-o:music:

bvanevery
12-16-2016, 04:45 PM
[monotone]
we are the men from Mars
we seek the innovation known to you as the Zipper
we cannot rest our legs until we find the Zipper

Kosmon
12-17-2016, 10:18 AM
:music: When a problem comes along
You must pat it
When something's going wrong
You must pat it
Now pat it - pat it good!:music:

Coastal
12-17-2016, 02:05 PM
Dad finally gets his cloning machine from amazon.

snoball
12-17-2016, 06:42 PM
Unemployment line for Stormtroopers

Luv2shoot
12-17-2016, 09:47 PM
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go ...

ColinS
12-19-2016, 12:17 AM
Slaves to fashion.

bvanevery
12-19-2016, 04:35 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/19-Dec-2016/1159566-truce.jpg

opainter
12-19-2016, 06:12 PM
Pillsbury dough store security team.

That is the best!

bvanevery
12-19-2016, 08:15 PM
[^^^ the newest oddness]

We'd like 3 McDoubles, 3 large fries, 3 colas, and a side order of kryptonic alloy.

bvanevery
12-26-2016, 03:04 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/26-Dec-2016/1159566-shipwreck.jpg

Coastal
12-26-2016, 10:28 PM
This isn't going to end well.

bvanevery
12-27-2016, 01:31 AM
The captain SWEARS the planet is off-axis.

brianvds
12-27-2016, 02:06 AM
In a bid to avoid scandal, the president attempts to send the skeletons in his closet offshore...

snoball
12-27-2016, 05:15 AM
Will someone ask the lady in 210 to step to the other side of the boat?

Kosmon
12-27-2016, 12:29 PM
Do these containers make my aft look fat?

bvanevery
12-27-2016, 03:48 PM
Deep Water Horizon cleanup team

bvanevery
12-27-2016, 03:53 PM
The "burial at sea" business is booming! We thought it would be easier to do it all in one go.

bvanevery
12-27-2016, 03:55 PM
New Islamic terrorist weapon, the nuclear fission magnet, fails to sneak into port.

bvanevery
01-05-2017, 02:38 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-Jan-2017/1159566-firemen.jpg

snoball
01-05-2017, 08:09 PM
OK, who had the beans for lunch?

Coastal
01-05-2017, 09:01 PM
Our flashmob dance musical begins at 2300 hrs

bvanevery
01-06-2017, 12:50 AM
Repeat after me: "When I left you I was but a learner, now I am the Master. MAAAA-ster."

mbeckett
07-20-2017, 10:49 PM
"Mr. Smith... i am detecting a high level of bull crap. You are reassigned immediately to the sales department!"

Kosmon
07-21-2017, 01:31 PM
This is great, Derf! What are the bridesmaids wearing?

mbeckett
07-21-2017, 03:53 PM
ok everyone inhale the helium at the same time and we will all sound like the
Bee Gees

Kosmon
07-21-2017, 04:03 PM
Does this hat make my cheeks look fat?

ianuk
07-21-2017, 09:26 PM
I'm sorry chaps, but your alcohol levels are above the limit. I'm afraid you'll have to leave your vehicles here and accompany me to the station!

MatildaArt!
07-21-2017, 09:29 PM
I wonder if I went in the pool with this on would I float?

ianuk
07-21-2017, 09:32 PM
Jimmy, you're first on the catwalk!

ianuk
07-21-2017, 09:41 PM
Now when you get in bank boys, remember, no calling each other by name!

bvanevery
07-22-2017, 04:47 AM
Brits invent the sport of competitive breathing, the goal being to suck the air out of the opponent's lungs.

MatildaArt!
07-22-2017, 10:49 AM
Wartime dating instructions.

MatildaArt!
07-22-2017, 10:51 AM
Class one. How to pick up a girl during an air raid.

bvanevery
07-22-2017, 11:24 AM
The Fireman's Choir was capable of the most unusual tonalities.

snoball
07-22-2017, 11:47 AM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/22-Jul-2017/36183-tony.jpg

MatildaArt!
07-22-2017, 12:05 PM
Romeo my Romeo.

Kosmon
07-22-2017, 02:27 PM
Yeah, come back when you can win one!

ianuk
07-22-2017, 05:23 PM
Next time, bring me a mate with stamina!

MatildaArt!
07-22-2017, 06:45 PM
"Grrreeeaaattt!"
Tony The Tiger

MatildaArt!
07-22-2017, 06:47 PM
"Do ya think you could hurry it up boys, I'm dyin here!"

bvanevery
07-23-2017, 01:36 AM
Jeremy was going to win the "realistic cat suit" contest, so his unscrupulous opponents locked him up and dashed to the finish line.

UnknownArtist
07-23-2017, 10:46 AM
Girlllll... he just needs some time to recuperate!

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