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Alan Cross
10-20-2003, 12:48 PM
WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

What do you expect from such simple creatures!?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just
too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress -$5000; tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be
your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45
minutes.

RobinZ
10-20-2003, 01:40 PM
Ha, ha, I love it!

MsLilypond
10-20-2003, 02:15 PM
I agree with just about everthing on the list, except the cost of the wedding dress, most people I know get theirs for around $800 and I got mine for $200

Tamana
10-20-2003, 02:41 PM
hahaha

Yes - and they NEVER have to ask for directions!! ;)

Alan Cross
10-20-2003, 02:53 PM
LOL thats right!!
Alan :)

paintergirl
10-20-2003, 04:01 PM
...cocking an eyebrow....*snorts* ....

...isn't that the truth!...hehe ;)

Tamana
10-20-2003, 04:04 PM
:evil:

Allan Jameson
10-20-2003, 05:59 PM
We are just perfect.....but look who made us:D

wendee
10-20-2003, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Allan Jameson
We are just perfect.....but look who made us:D

LOLOLOLOL..OH SOOOO TRUE Allan:D :D

Alan Cross
10-20-2003, 07:45 PM
Thanks guys...
Alan :)

coolartsybabe
10-20-2003, 08:01 PM
If you say so...lol.

Alan Cross
10-20-2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by coolartsybabe
If you say so...lol.

Hmmm you don't think this is true??? :evil:
Alan :)

SouthernSun
10-20-2003, 08:17 PM
This is great, Alan, thanks for sharing. I live in a household of all men and they are so EXASPERATING. Every thing seems so simple for them. BUT we women have one wonderful advantage. We are able to be involved in the most creative endeavor of humans: Childbirth. So I guess all evens out.

Alan Cross
10-20-2003, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by SouthernSun
This is great, Alan, thanks for sharing. I live in a household of all men and they are so EXASPERATING. Every thing seems so simple for them. BUT we women have one wonderful advantage. We are able to be involved in the most creative endeavor of humans: Childbirth. So I guess all evens out.

Cheryl thanks and I have gotten to share in that experience with my daughter it was wonderful I will never forget it but it did look very hard....
Alan :)

gnu
10-20-2003, 11:50 PM
I prefer my new name
who wants the garage anyhow?
Chocolate IS in a category all it's own!!I defy you to say it's not!!:D:D
since our Prime Minister(leader of OUR country is a female, then I can be too if I want..I just don't want!!)
I don't listen to my car mechanic....that's my hubby's job true enough..I do tell him which cars I think are the prettiest!!
for me, the world is my canvas!!
I can MAKE wedding dresses!! and cakes!!
people don't often stare at my chest either lol
I can belch WAAAY better than MY hubby and son..they hate it!!:D
OK, you got me on the phone conversations bit..friends and kids..1 to 2 hours...telesalesperson, 2 seconds!!
tanks?? who cares!!
one suitcase is easy, but you MUST have two coming back :D:D

underwear..yeah what IS with that??
I can have freedom of choice over trous or skirt or dress
I buy really MEANINGful pressies..and I LOVE spending hours doing it!!...
ok that's me done..:D:D
:cat: :cat:

Alan Cross
10-21-2003, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by gnu
I prefer my new name
who wants the garage anyhow?
Chocolate IS in a category all it's own!!I defy you to say it's not!!:D:D
since our Prime Minister(leader of OUR country is a female, then I can be too if I want..I just don't want!!)
I don't listen to my car mechanic....that's my hubby's job true enough..I do tell him which cars I think are the prettiest!!
for me, the world is my canvas!!
I can MAKE wedding dresses!! and cakes!!
people don't often stare at my chest either lol
I can belch WAAAY better than MY hubby and son..they hate it!!:D
OK, you got me on the phone conversations bit..friends and kids..1 to 2 hours...telesalesperson, 2 seconds!!
tanks?? who cares!!
one suitcase is easy, but you MUST have two coming back :D:D

underwear..yeah what IS with that??
I can have freedom of choice over trous or skirt or dress
I buy really MEANINGful pressies..and I LOVE spending hours doing it!!...
ok that's me done..:D:D
:cat: :cat:


LOL you are funnier then my post :evil:

gnu
10-21-2003, 02:33 AM
:D:D..BTW you should go see the RIL...there is an amazing image you'd love to paint I reckon..it's a cabin amongst fall trees..posted today..tell me what you think..she has some other lovely pics too...(by wolf...someone..I forget exactly:D)

soap
10-21-2003, 08:07 AM
and they NEVER have to ask for directions!!

LOL! No, they always miss the turn, and are lost without the woman next to them in the car who is reading the map...lol.....

Alan - funny stuff. Gnu....even better.....he he....:evil:

PhilC
10-21-2003, 09:55 AM
:D :D :D

This is so true Alan

Tamana
10-21-2003, 10:26 AM
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

(author unknown)

baquitania
10-21-2003, 10:32 AM
Childbirth?!!! Are you kidding me? Yeah I wanna pass an 8-12lb object from my pelvis... can you say " 1.oz kidneystone"? And what about that other wonderful thing women get to do, bleed every 28 days, wooo hoooo sign me up for that! NOT...

B:evil:bby the :clap: Male

Alan Cross
10-21-2003, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by gnu
:D:D..BTW you should go see the RIL...there is an amazing image you'd love to paint I reckon..it's a cabin amongst fall trees..posted today..tell me what you think..she has some other lovely pics too...(by wolf...someone..I forget exactly:D)

Thanks I will check it out.....

Thanks guys
Alan :)

paintergirl
10-21-2003, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by Tamana
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

(author unknown)

LOL Tam!! ;)

Eugene Veszely
10-21-2003, 11:39 AM
:cool: :cool: :clap:

Alan Cross
10-21-2003, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by Tamana
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

(author unknown)

That is good Tam lol
Alan :)

ShivaWolf
10-21-2003, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by baquitania
Childbirth?!!! Are you kidding me? Yeah I wanna pass an 8-12lb object from my pelvis... can you say " 1.oz kidneystone"? And what about that other wonderful thing women get to do, bleed every 28 days, wooo hoooo sign me up for that! NOT...



I was all for 'go girl' we can do just as much as the men, and their could potentially be a female president....maybe...... but baquitania does hold a strong argument!!
arrrghhhh life is just not fair for women

Gilberte
10-21-2003, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by Tamana
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

(author unknown)

exactly !