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snoball
03-21-2013, 07:44 PM
Been a long time since we've had a fresh game. I propose a word game that goes like this: Post a sentence or two sentences that have either a word that sounds the same but spelled differently or a word that is spelled the same but pronounced differently.

Examples:
Can you read? Have you read that book?
Have you read that book with the red cover?

RWSewell
03-21-2013, 07:53 PM
Which potion did the witch pour into the cauldron?

snoball
03-21-2013, 07:54 PM
Does anyone know if these are does or bucks?

PaintBoss
03-21-2013, 10:53 PM
The bare fact about a bear is that they are top of our food chain.

ianuk
03-22-2013, 01:48 AM
They were extremely grave visiting the grave

ianuk
03-22-2013, 01:49 AM
I had to tap the tap to get water from it.

Diane Cutter
03-22-2013, 08:40 AM
Of course, there's always confusion when theirs is mixed up with yours.

kats palatte
03-22-2013, 03:19 PM
Come here so I can hear you.
I'll see you by the sea.

ianuk
03-22-2013, 03:25 PM
I have been eating a bean

RWSewell
03-22-2013, 04:43 PM
That bug over there is really starting to bug me. I'd call an exterminator but I'm pretty sure my phone's been bugged.

PaintBoss
03-22-2013, 09:18 PM
Everyone at the Gay Pride parade had a gay old time.

*I can remember my grandmother use to always point out that gay meant happy and was used that way for years, although many now might not realize that. Language evolves!*

snoball
03-23-2013, 05:26 AM
Do you know if dew is due tonight?

PaintBoss
03-23-2013, 11:24 AM
I beat the the beets into the delicious dish that beat the cooking competition.

snoball
03-23-2013, 11:54 AM
The invalid wrote an invalid check.

Diane Cutter
03-23-2013, 11:54 AM
Those damn beavers keep building their dam bigger.

snoball
03-23-2013, 12:40 PM
Just for the record, I'd like to record a record.

PaintBoss
03-23-2013, 01:18 PM
I docked the boat, went to work, and realized they had docked my pay.

snoball
03-23-2013, 01:38 PM
I object, that's not the object.

PaintBoss
03-23-2013, 07:39 PM
We were bored, so went out and bought some board games.

snoball
03-23-2013, 07:44 PM
I went by the store to buy some food, then said bye and went home.

PaintBoss
03-23-2013, 07:53 PM
The police rein in any troublemakers out in the rain, while the citizens celebrate the Queen's reign.

snoball
03-23-2013, 08:02 PM
After I walk down the aisle, I'll live on an isle.

snoball
03-25-2013, 06:36 PM
I saw a dove flying and dove off the dock to try and catch him.

AprilJoy
03-26-2013, 08:24 AM
Yesterday, I won the race at one, shopped for the cats at four & ate at eight o'clock.

snoball
03-29-2013, 07:52 AM
I cored an apple, plugged in an electrical cord and struck a chord on the piano.

AprilJoy
03-30-2013, 10:10 AM
If you talk down about my sock again, I'll sock ya one! :lol:

snoball
04-01-2013, 07:36 AM
I rode down the road and then rowed the boat.

opainter
05-29-2013, 12:46 AM
Leeds now leads.

snoball
05-29-2013, 05:09 AM
She sees the seas, go seize the opportunity.

opainter
06-15-2013, 02:37 AM
He sees high seas.

snoball
06-15-2013, 03:48 PM
Would you like to be a bee?

opainter
06-18-2013, 01:37 AM
I see a loop with my loupe.

snoball
08-06-2013, 05:12 AM
It is partly her genes that make her look good in jeans.

opainter
08-25-2013, 12:43 AM
An orderly ought to be orderly.

Heart Of Darkness
08-25-2013, 01:37 PM
I put my car key in my bag and took a walk along the quay.

opainter
09-04-2013, 01:01 AM
The artists who paint in Calais do not paint Calais clay.

DillpickleNZ
09-06-2013, 02:26 AM
Putting the ACCENT on the wrong syllable gives one a funny ACCENT
I'm ABOUT to write a story ABOUT a man aged ABOUT 80
My ACCOUNTant couldn't ACCOUNT for the discrepancy in the ACCOUNT

opainter
09-23-2013, 07:00 PM
If you are a pitcher, pitch her the picture of the pitcher.

snoball
10-10-2013, 03:55 PM
Two is too young to wear a tutu.

opainter
12-21-2013, 11:09 PM
The Chippendales broke Chip and Dale's Chippendale.

snoball
12-22-2013, 05:35 AM
She was recovering her chair while she was recovering.

opainter
12-23-2013, 12:09 AM
The plane on the plain is plain I would 'plain.

snoball
12-23-2013, 06:09 AM
The broken pane caused me pain.

jdmnbflo
01-17-2014, 09:06 AM
I had to wait in a queue to obtain a cue to play a game of billiards.

opainter
02-22-2014, 01:21 AM
Bill Yards for that game of billiards.

old grey tiger
02-28-2014, 11:43 PM
Do eagles in Erie PA, feel eery in their aeries?

opainter
03-05-2014, 01:27 AM
Don't flag the flag!

old grey tiger
03-05-2014, 06:17 PM
Before I lost my pen in the sheep pen, I was going to pen you a line.

opainter
03-09-2014, 01:53 AM
The pastor is in the pasture.

old grey tiger
03-09-2014, 10:41 PM
In general, why don't military Generals wear general issue uniforms?

Kathryn Lee
03-10-2014, 12:14 AM
It wasn't fair that the fair-haired girl had to pay her own fare to attend the county fair.

opainter
03-14-2014, 11:09 PM
"You have snarls," said my hairdresser with a snarl!

old grey tiger
04-04-2014, 12:54 AM
Chuck chucked the chuck roast into the dutch oven.

opainter
06-21-2014, 08:43 PM
Dutch ducked the duck roast that flew out of the dutchesses dutch oven.

(With apologies to old grey tiger.)

Shannon Expat
06-24-2014, 10:03 PM
The captain bought a new sail for his boat when it was on sale.

old grey tiger
06-29-2014, 12:41 AM
Do you mind if I lose my mind while I mind the store?

magnolya
09-15-2014, 03:48 AM
Did you bat an eye when the baseball bat hit that flying bat?

Joan.
09-19-2014, 06:02 PM
The cat cleaned his pores with his paws without pause.

opainter
09-19-2014, 11:02 PM
How'll Howell howl!

Nakia
01-08-2015, 06:53 AM
How many turns did the terns take while flying across the horizon?

opainter
02-21-2015, 01:20 AM
A bird from the zoo with the bird flu flew into the flue. :eek:

Nakia
09-17-2015, 10:34 PM
Did the seamstress train to sew the train the bride wore while riding the train to her wedding?

MaNettle
09-19-2015, 09:17 PM
Did you hear him singing that hymn?

bvanevery
10-11-2015, 07:08 AM
No I can't hear his cant.

snoball
11-14-2016, 12:49 PM
They left their papers there on the table, wonder if they're going to come after them.

bvanevery
11-14-2016, 02:06 PM
Why would anyone write on sheets made from wood?

snoball
11-14-2016, 02:18 PM
Should you pare a pear or a pair of pears?

Coastal
11-14-2016, 02:29 PM
I will lead the fight on lead awareness

Kosmon
11-14-2016, 02:33 PM
When you write, you right, John.

snoball
11-14-2016, 02:41 PM
He rented a sweet little suite.

Coastal
11-14-2016, 04:20 PM
I bet it costs over ten dollars, I'm not made out of tin

bvanevery
11-14-2016, 04:35 PM
I bet it costs over ten dollars, I'm not made out of tin

[Huh? Don't think you're playing the game... or you have a helluva regional accent.]

I'm not tying myself in a knot over your mistake.

snoball
11-14-2016, 07:42 PM
Chili, when chilly, is not as good as chili when hot.

bvanevery
11-14-2016, 07:46 PM
Chilli peppers don't come from Chile. Nor does chilli. Yet Chile can be chilly.

Coastal
11-14-2016, 08:45 PM
I'm good with the word ten here, maybe I just hear it as tin

bvanevery
11-14-2016, 09:22 PM
Ah got een truble een Eenglish class in the Saouth, wheen ah farst mewved heeere. Tha teecher saaid "era". Ah deen't unnerstan. Rock era? Era of the pharaohs? No, arrow pointin' at somtheen onna chalk board.

Ah got da hael outta dat skool.

[true story]

snoball
11-15-2016, 05:31 AM
Do you know if a ewe can eat a yew?

bvanevery
11-15-2016, 01:06 PM
Eew!

snoball
11-15-2016, 01:32 PM
A flea with the flu flew into the flue.

bvanevery
11-15-2016, 02:17 PM
The flue blew blue smoke.

Coastal
11-15-2016, 03:05 PM
He turned beet red after being beat up in the flue

snoball
11-15-2016, 03:38 PM
Does a praying mantis pray before he eats his prey?

bvanevery
11-15-2016, 09:55 PM
It's our hour or its hour to consume ore.

snoball
11-16-2016, 09:26 AM
She sighs when she sees the size of the dress that now fits.

Coastal
11-16-2016, 09:37 AM
No, I didn't know that

bvanevery
11-16-2016, 12:21 PM
She can't cant.

Coastal
11-16-2016, 08:22 PM
Can she at least can fruit?

snoball
11-17-2016, 06:00 AM
I'll sit next to the aisle.

Dcam
11-17-2016, 09:18 AM
my MAID has MADE up her mind.

Coastal
11-17-2016, 09:50 AM
The tern made a turn to the right before she landed

Dcam
11-17-2016, 10:16 AM
I saw PALE gray in the paint PAIL.

snoball
11-17-2016, 10:51 AM
I wouldn't pay a cent for that scent but I sent in an idea for another.

Dcam
11-17-2016, 10:56 AM
I sailed into PORT for the world's best PORT.

snoball
11-17-2016, 11:02 AM
They put locks on the lochs to deter stealing the lox.

Coastal
11-17-2016, 11:18 AM
On my way to weigh the chickens.

snoball
11-17-2016, 11:21 AM
You need to knead the dough to make bread.

Coastal
11-17-2016, 11:27 AM
The boar was a bore all evening long trying to bore a hole in the wood plank

snoball
11-17-2016, 11:36 AM
I hear the herd is here because I heard the herd.

bvanevery
11-17-2016, 12:16 PM
Are you coming to the late luncheon as well? Yes, I'll meet you too at two to two.

Coastal
11-17-2016, 12:19 PM
I knew the gnu would be at the zoo.

snoball
11-17-2016, 12:23 PM
But did you see the new gnu?

bvanevery
11-17-2016, 12:23 PM
If the sea begins with 'B', we would see what a bee can be. Told to me by C.B.

snoball
11-17-2016, 12:26 PM
You should hear him sing a hymn.

bvanevery
11-17-2016, 12:29 PM
Bees usually only sing a tune in a 'toon.

Coastal
11-17-2016, 12:36 PM
I toe nailed the tow lift and injured my toe

Dcam
11-17-2016, 01:32 PM
I cut the leg off my STOOL, so I could give my doctor a STOOL sample.

snoball
11-17-2016, 01:37 PM
I missed the mist this morning because I was in mourning.

bvanevery
11-17-2016, 03:12 PM
She grieves for a knight, cut in twain through the greaves.

Dcam
11-17-2016, 03:23 PM
The GRAVITY of the situation was that GRAVITY caused my fall.

snoball
11-17-2016, 03:38 PM
Four came to the fore for good.

bvanevery
11-17-2016, 03:40 PM
But one won.

snoball
11-17-2016, 06:29 PM
I guessed that you were the guest.

opainter
11-17-2016, 11:52 PM
I scotched the scotch!

bvanevery
11-18-2016, 01:14 AM
In a sawmill, waive your rights to wave to the wood wrights. You would not want to lose your hand to yew.

snoball
11-18-2016, 05:53 AM
He gave a groan when he saw how much he'd grown.

bvanevery
11-18-2016, 12:36 PM
At the post-injury fete, the amputated lumberjack performed an impressive feat. He grew his feet 10 feet!

snoball
11-18-2016, 01:12 PM
It hurt my pride when I pried open the box.

bvanevery
11-18-2016, 05:25 PM
When drinking I still can't keep my still still.

snoball
11-18-2016, 07:22 PM
Did you see Jim at the gym?

bvanevery
11-18-2016, 10:59 PM
No, but I saw Harry. How can anyone miss him, he's so hairy!

snoball
11-19-2016, 09:31 AM
Should you use an oar or a shovel to mine ore?

bvanevery
11-19-2016, 05:45 PM
Pick a pick.

opainter
11-20-2016, 02:21 AM
Wally the drywall man was hardly dry. He was so plastered he could not plaster.

snoball
11-20-2016, 09:42 AM
He could only stare at the stair, he knew he couldn't walk up there to get the wok.

bvanevery
11-20-2016, 03:21 PM
A weigh scale was in the way. A weight made him wait.

opainter
11-20-2016, 06:39 PM
The chopsticks ran off with the wok. The clock started after them until one of the other clocks pulled her aside and told her that if she was going to grok the wok, she had better tock the tock!

snoball
11-20-2016, 07:25 PM
On a typical weekend we'd weed the garden and then we would chop wood.

bvanevery
11-20-2016, 07:58 PM
Working all week with an awl made me weak.

Kosmon
11-22-2016, 04:38 PM
He drew another draught,
took a seat by the door in a draft.
He'd rue the ailment,
all that ale meant.

snoball
11-22-2016, 06:44 PM
Ifr he'd heed what I said, he could have half.

Coastal
11-22-2016, 07:54 PM
Would a bare bear be unbearable?

opainter
11-22-2016, 09:35 PM
At the top of the pyramid there was a man with a scheme - a pyramid scheme.

bvanevery
11-23-2016, 04:10 AM
The preceding is a pre-seeding of great ideas.

Coastal
11-23-2016, 03:25 PM
He wore his gem to the gym before going off to war

Kosmon
11-23-2016, 06:22 PM
Tomato - tomato
Potato - potato
Let's call the whole thing off :music:

Dcam
11-23-2016, 06:58 PM
a broken window PANE is a PAIN.

Coastal
11-24-2016, 12:03 AM
When the train hit the dog in the rectum
I said wrecked him? Hell, it killed him.


Sorry, first joke I ever heard

bvanevery
11-24-2016, 12:14 AM
The Romans asked, should we raise or raze a city?

Coastal
11-24-2016, 08:59 PM
They used a missal to pray against a missile attack

snoball
11-25-2016, 07:33 AM
I had to pause in the shade because my dog's paws were getting hot.

Coastal
11-26-2016, 09:07 AM
Hey, easy with that hay.

snoball
11-26-2016, 09:43 AM
I knew if I get him to build the outhouse I would be billed for it.

opainter
12-03-2016, 10:20 PM
You'd better put a ceiling on that outhouse so you don't have to duck a duck.

bvanevery
12-04-2016, 01:29 AM
Attack with a tack.

Coastal
12-04-2016, 09:07 AM
They won one ticket

snoball
12-05-2016, 07:38 AM
My aunt is afraid of an ant.

Coastal
12-05-2016, 10:59 AM
The nun said it was none of my business.

sammie22
12-05-2016, 04:09 PM
The doe and the dough-boy sang do re mi while sailing on a dhow with a dao master

Dcam
12-05-2016, 06:12 PM
I tell the TALE of a dog with no TAIL.

bvanevery
12-06-2016, 03:28 AM
The brat from Wisconsin stole my brat!

sammie22
12-07-2016, 04:34 AM
Bow down to the boy dangling from the bough and to the girl with a bow in her hair who plays music with her bow and violin by day, and shoots with her bow and arrow by night.

bvanevery
12-07-2016, 07:11 PM
In a Congress of horses, you can vote neigh or nay!

Coastal
12-07-2016, 10:57 PM
One pea on your plate won't make you pee all night.

Coastal
12-07-2016, 11:09 PM
I had to sic my dog on the sick clown

Coastal
12-07-2016, 11:36 PM
I played bass at the bass fishing contest on a wood base stage

bvanevery
12-08-2016, 11:42 PM
The British are polite and obedient. They will queue on cue.

sammie22
12-19-2016, 01:55 PM
Help me piece back together the shattered pieces of peace

opainter
12-19-2016, 06:10 PM
I had a teacher who taught both math and french. When he wanted his math class to pay attention to him, he would scream at the top of his lungs, "Plus ca plus!"

(This story is anecdotal, of course, and probably not true.) :)

TCWhit
01-07-2017, 06:45 AM
A hunter chased his quarry into the quarry

bvanevery
01-07-2017, 05:06 PM
It escaped down a cement chute before he could shoot.

snoball
02-11-2017, 02:27 PM
He liked the manner in which the manor was built.

Coastal
02-11-2017, 11:14 PM
May I paint in may?

snoball
02-12-2017, 05:37 AM
Should I search for the ore or grab my oar and head for the river?

bvanevery
02-16-2017, 08:16 PM
When constructing a scenic overlook, do not overlook that in 2 decades, trees are going to obscure it!

snoball
02-17-2017, 07:24 AM
I guessed you were a guest here.

Coastal
02-28-2017, 07:18 AM
The old clock made it's tick sound as the tick bit into my skin.

snoball
02-28-2017, 07:22 AM
I'm going to add the ad to the want ads.

Coastal
02-28-2017, 08:16 AM
There was a mass gathering at sunday mass.
(I think it was in Boston Mass.)

snoball
02-28-2017, 12:27 PM
That fowl had a foul mouth.

bvanevery
03-01-2017, 04:04 PM
Since I don't have any sense, I continue to play this game.

snoball
03-02-2017, 09:45 AM
Since I don't have any sense, I continue to play this game.

:lol:

I bruised my heel, I hope it heals.

bvanevery
03-02-2017, 11:15 AM
If your'e in a cartoon, don't wait for the 16 ton weight to fall on your head.

snoball
03-02-2017, 06:50 PM
She bawled when she found he war really bald.

bvanevery
03-02-2017, 07:13 PM
On a cold winter's day, an iron number fell off the address of a man's business. He fiddled with it to fix it, and his fingers got number.

Coastal
03-02-2017, 07:22 PM
We were so poor that I couldn't pour myself a cup of coffee.

bvanevery
03-03-2017, 01:10 AM
And when you did you were such a klutz, you got it mostly in your pores.

Coastal
03-03-2017, 02:06 AM
That's true, the solution that I mixed up was not the solution to my problem.

bvanevery
03-03-2017, 03:42 AM
If you have a wile you will figure it out in awhile.

snoball
03-04-2017, 05:48 AM
I had to go by the store to buy some souvenirs before I said bye.

Coastal
03-04-2017, 06:17 PM
I'll be back said sore back and we can play a little backgammon.

snoball
03-04-2017, 06:26 PM
His paws were sore so he had to pause.

Coastal
03-04-2017, 10:48 PM
The proof was in the photo proof.

bvanevery
03-04-2017, 11:01 PM
The pharaoh commanded a pregnant pig be brought to him. Before he could dine, she had a farrow.

Coastal
03-04-2017, 11:28 PM
He knew they would ply him with alcohol and let him sleep on the down ply bed.

snoball
03-05-2017, 05:35 AM
I used a pair of scissors to pare a pear.

bvanevery
03-05-2017, 11:11 AM
I would chop wood to make a chop. For this seal, I'd carve a seal.

snoball
03-05-2017, 11:17 AM
It made me groan to think of how fast he had grown.

bvanevery
03-05-2017, 12:48 PM
I web searched the address to decide whether to wear a dress for the weather.

snoball
03-05-2017, 06:08 PM
Taking a lesson doesn't lessen the fact that you can't cook.

Coastal
03-06-2017, 05:53 PM
The private was not allowed private mail.

bvanevery
03-06-2017, 06:10 PM
The mail was supposed to be delivered by a male. There was no fee for the mail when delivered by a female.

Coastal
03-06-2017, 07:59 PM
I should coin a homonym about a coin.

snoball
03-06-2017, 09:12 PM
He knows he needs a nose job.

Coastal
03-06-2017, 11:36 PM
The sizing of his nose is presented by the sizing of the canvas.

snoball
03-07-2017, 06:04 AM
We will have to halve the apple to evenly distribute it.

bvanevery
03-07-2017, 11:11 AM
I chose to paint in plein air on a campout. While brushing my hair to remove tangles and mats, I lost my favorite paint brush in the brush.

snoball
03-07-2017, 12:16 PM
I heard the herd coming through the valley.

bvanevery
03-07-2017, 12:37 PM
Avoiding the near stampede of their feet, was a feat!

Coastal
03-07-2017, 06:14 PM
Alas my dear it's only deer.

Coastal
03-07-2017, 06:19 PM
If the table feels tacky that's still pretty tacky.

snoball
03-07-2017, 07:22 PM
It's no lie, you need lye to make soap.

Coastal
03-08-2017, 12:20 AM
Maybe its time for some thyme.

bvanevery
03-08-2017, 03:14 AM
I root for the Miwok, who made soap from a root. Informatively enough called "soap root".

snoball
03-08-2017, 05:44 AM
If you drink a fifth on the fourth you won't come forth on the fifth.

snoball
03-08-2017, 05:47 AM
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned so what could they do
Said the fly, "let us flee"
"Let us fly" said the flea
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

bvanevery
03-08-2017, 10:14 AM
Gosh 2 clever ones in a row! Wish I had a whiskey drinking buddy to bother. Although teasing him might be unkind and get us in a row.

snoball
03-09-2017, 07:18 AM
If you want the facts, read the fax.

bvanevery
03-09-2017, 04:26 PM
With Mom, desserts before dinner are not open to negotiation. I will wait for Dad to get home, then treat for a treat.

Coastal
03-09-2017, 07:48 PM
Did the tramp tramp through your yard last night?

snoball
03-10-2017, 05:24 AM
Will a beech tree grow on the beach?

Coastal
03-10-2017, 06:36 PM
I was flying my kite...I didn't kite no check.

snoball
03-10-2017, 07:04 PM
With great pride he pried open the box.

Coastal
03-10-2017, 07:18 PM
I'll poll the crowd then attach findings to the pole.

snoball
03-10-2017, 07:32 PM
I went to see her this morning but she was in mourning.

Coastal
03-10-2017, 08:00 PM
I will dye the die before I die.

Dcam
03-10-2017, 08:23 PM
I locked the SAFE to keep them SAFE

bvanevery
03-10-2017, 09:58 PM
Did the tramp tramp through your yard last night?

No, deer. Oh dear!

bvanevery
03-10-2017, 09:59 PM
In a medical warehouse, a phial needs to have a file.

bvanevery
03-10-2017, 10:13 PM
The Union did not care to have their picket line crossed and gave battle with heavy sticks. The next day, the scab had a scab on his forehead.

snoball
03-11-2017, 05:27 AM
He knows his nose is cold.

bvanevery
03-13-2017, 12:07 AM
When he tires of kicking tires, he will buy a car.

snoball
03-13-2017, 05:31 AM
Jim went to the gym.

bvanevery
03-13-2017, 10:33 AM
Daedalus' son got too much sun.

snoball
03-13-2017, 11:31 AM
He passed right by the past into the present.

Coastal
03-13-2017, 11:39 AM
I didn't mean to be mean when I calculated the mean temperature.

snoball
03-13-2017, 11:45 AM
There was a heavy dew when he came to do what was due.

Coastal
03-13-2017, 04:37 PM
Don't mock my mock plane ...it still went mach 1.

bvanevery
03-13-2017, 05:11 PM
Make an inventory of everything going into the hold. If you don't have a list, the ship will list.

snoball
03-13-2017, 05:54 PM
I had some prints made of the Prince.

Coastal
03-14-2017, 11:51 AM
Stow the port wine on the port side before we get into port

snoball
03-14-2017, 12:48 PM
I was in pain when I cut my finger on the window pane.

bvanevery
03-14-2017, 01:02 PM
If the Redcoats board us, hold your fire until they enter the hold.

snoball
03-14-2017, 05:38 PM
I took a peek at the mountain peak.

Coastal
03-14-2017, 06:05 PM
Train the soldiers to recognize a train whistle.

snoball
03-14-2017, 06:56 PM
The maid made the male take the mail to the box.

Coastal
03-14-2017, 07:25 PM
I wound my watch and ended up with a wound on my thumb.

bvanevery
03-14-2017, 08:31 PM
If you can see the moon shine, it's not actually a good time to move the moonshine. You may get caught.

snoball
03-19-2017, 07:39 AM
They billed out the lumber for the build.

Coastal
03-20-2017, 12:45 AM
I can soar in the clouds or tend to my sore foot.

snoball
03-23-2017, 12:01 PM
We'd plant the seed and then we'd weed the garden.

bvanevery
03-23-2017, 12:05 PM
You still need a still to make white lightning.

snoball
03-23-2017, 12:23 PM
That law was passed in the past.

bvanevery
03-23-2017, 12:36 PM
Pillsbury Dough Boy ad in India. If you want the role of eating a roll, don't roll over. They will cast your caste.

Coastal
03-24-2017, 07:47 PM
If you jar the door you will break the jar.

bvanevery
03-24-2017, 08:37 PM
A jar keeps it ajar.

snoball
03-25-2017, 10:07 AM
Will a beech tree grow on the beach?

bvanevery
03-25-2017, 09:13 PM
When someone leaves leaves in a urinal in a grocery store, you really gotta wonder how they were raised. True story.

snoball
03-26-2017, 08:04 AM
Does a hare have hair or fur?

Coastal
03-26-2017, 05:30 PM
Ya can't take the hock of the pig leg to the hock shop.

snoball
03-26-2017, 06:44 PM
Their map says they're there.