a beautifull croup [Archive]

cyrillejubert

06-04-2003, 05:56 PM

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/04-Jun-2003/19462-wave2.gif Hi there !

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It is time to wake up ...

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/04-Jun-2003/19462-twolove.gif If Dahzl and I take a few days on the seaside, all our friends disappear. Zarathoustra after a journey in Antwerp did not come back... I suppose this explains why Gilberte dont write anymore. Mchew is launching his own private dog museum. Arcanjo is drawing black spiders all over her room's ceiling. .... Marc is dreaming of foxes ... I havent seen Iznogood for a while ... Last time, he was analysing camel's dungs because some jerk on CNN told that it could be a mass destruction weapon. Well ! I hope we did not lose a friend suffocated by this awfull smell.

"Beautifull croup" did I say ... hum ! hum ! I dont remember whose I was speaking of... It is a part of the feminine anatomy that touch me a lot ...
Here, we can say that without having trouble with lawyers for sexual harassment... on the contrary, looking to a woman you are supposed to be a minimum admiring, it is the basis of attentiveness ...

Anyway, I remember now why this title... and I am a bit out of the subject when I speak of this charming feminine bodypart...

Once upon a time, exhibiting in the very chic Paris Country-show, a man came to me and ask me to draw his horse. He did not look like my usual clients and I did not want to draw a horse.. I think there are a lot of artists that could do it better than me, so I first drove him to see my best friends on the show... but he knews each one of them and he insisted, he wanted a cyrille jubert's drawing.
When I came at his house in the countryside south of Paris, I discoveres a really nice house in a cute and wild valley. The house was new but build with old and very beautifull materials, from the cellar to the roof. The architect had a lot of taste and my client too. He was a professional of "breaking house" (?) that explains the wonderfull materials. His wife was terrible.. a kind of gipsy, who in her whole life had never seen a comb. Her taste was just awfull if i could judge by the furnitures and her clothes. She decided that I will draw the horse but with her girls on it. I suppose this was a compromise between her husband and herself. I asked the girls to wear a skirt. The elder one was the only one who had one. When she came back, she was wearing a ridiculous fairy dress in pink tulle. Poor me ! Each one of the girls had gaudy colors clothes. I took a few photos of them on the horse, but I knew I could not do any portrait of the girls.
I came back a few weeks later with a very elegant friend of mine and she combs the girls and tryed to find clothes for the photos.

After that I had to cheat a lot to make them thin.
The elder girl was really thick and I tryed to give her the look of an amazone of the last century. The client was very happy.. he is at the head of the horse.

I had a great pleasure drawing this horse 's croup and the house behind.
The horse is a brittany's postman ... I dont know how to translate that.
I did a very bad snapshot of this but it is the only one I have.

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1000 excuses fot those who wanted a different croup :D

Iznogood

06-04-2003, 06:34 PM

Hey you, shameless infidel !
First I did not die with the yellow wind breakings of my white she-camel !
and that confirms it was not a secret and hidden mass destruction weapon...

Then ... I hope you wont reveal who was my dear white she-camel...
no name here, or by the prophet's fleas, I will eat your tongue before the next moon.

You are pitiable... :evil:
did you need such a title to get someone to read your story ?
I was told you were in the advertising business before ... this explains that !

Does your client sell the horse ? It seems a bit old, is not it ?
and the three girls are the bonus ? Too bad that the elder one is so thin,
I liked them a little more wrapped ...

... but with a few turkish delights, I can manage this inconvenient...

Tell your client that I could be interested... but I would rather make a barter..
I have an old magic oil lamp somewhere and a stock of tattooed fleas from Paris ... :D

Salaam alekum

ArtistOz

06-05-2003, 07:09 AM

M. Jubert,
This wakes me up searching dictionarys because my French is limited. I tried that minimum admiring thing with my wife and I have a black eye because of my rude eyes she says and no more French Philosophy about women ah well.

marilyn h

06-05-2003, 08:36 AM

Your accomplishments with the subjects are wonderful. You had to create magic and you did. Congratulations!

cyrillejubert

06-05-2003, 09:10 AM

at least I caught a fly with my title...
"in the Kingdom of the blind http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-Jun-2003/19462-blindfold.gif , one-eyed are king" says the proverb.

So as you lost your english-french dictionary and me my french-english one,
I will try to suspect why you intended to say ...
Hum ... this "wonderful croup" (horse's buttocks)...
oh Yes ! It was a horse
..... yes... I share your disappointment... :(

Your delicious wife intend to travel to Europe, did you say ? :D
La "galanterie" ... In the dictionary, they say
1) "politeness", "attentiveness (esp. to ladies)" ...
2) (a) love affair, intrigue
(b) dire des galanteries ..to pay compliments

It is much more than that :

"Galanterie" is of course to open the door and let the ladies go first, http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-Jun-2003/19462-bouquet.gif, le "baisemain" (kissing hand) but you have dozens of gradation and intentions in this... like in a smile or in a glance http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-Jun-2003/19462-hearts.gif
.
You may, by galanterie, be just a little too much, just with the intention that the lady feels herself more attractive and confident.. http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-Jun-2003/19462-love-elle.gif
if she is clever and fine, she will not be dupe but very gratefull.
It is a marvellous way of life.

Italian plays that very well too. In the street, they are way further than french... sometimes, really too much http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-Jun-2003/19462-sex-sein.gif ... !!!
that explains why english young ladies spend so much time touring Italy. :D like their mothers and grandmothers did ... English men are not very demonstrative.

A real smile or a meanfully glance from an unknown lady in a street is a marvellous sunbeam for the day, is not it ?

I know it is a rainy winter for you. Let me offer you a marvellous sunbeam
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I know that you cannot make anymore eyes to someone, dear Bill,
(I mean if you are really one-eyed) ...
but you can appreciate the pleasure of a smile. :D

Dahzl, my honeypie, http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-Jun-2003/19462-twolove.gif

:( I think I will need your help VERY soon http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-Jun-2003/19462-rirefouduroi.gif If they are awake ...

I have better to find a hole somewhere to hide myself for a while
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Dahzl

06-05-2003, 10:25 AM

Ha Ha haaaaaaaaa.............Ahh Monsieur Cyrille that is one beautiful "croup" on display!! :clap:

Croup - crupper - buttocks [of a horse] :D

- Monter en croupe- to ride pillion :D :D
Now how can one understand that to be anything else?????? Such naughty naughty inuendo - Ooo La La !!! :D

This wakes me up searching dictionarys because my French is limited. I tried that minimum admiring thing with my wife and I have a black eye because of my rude eyes she says and no more French Philosophy about women ah well.

Oh you poor poor thing :confused: Tsk Tsk Monsieur Cyrille - now see what trouble you have caused for my poor Aussie mate trying to admire his wife's croup !! :D Never mind Bill :D I hope your eye feels better soon! :D
But you must admit Our naughty Monsieur Cyrille's rendering of "A beautiful Croup " is Stunning! To say the least.

Dahzzzled ...:D

cyrillejubert

06-05-2003, 03:47 PM

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How was it possible, Bill ?
I read the contrary of what you wrote ... must be the fatigue !
I thought you had a black eye like Morgan the pirate, you had the beard ...
and I suppose the sword....

a brown eye in french is "oeil au beurre noir" = black buttered eye

Dahzl, we use "monter en croupe" et "flatter la croupe d'une jolie pouliche"
to pat a pretty filly's croup .. that not only for horses ... hum

In french, "flatter" is to caress and/or to compliment ... in the same time
allways the french philosophy

Bill, if your wife beats you when your eyes are "rude" ...

what would she do if your hand is too caressing ?
does she bite ?

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And what will happen, if you have a strong idea behind your head ? http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-Jun-2003/19462-obsede.gif
Love must look like a wild hunt at home ...
but who hunt who ?
I understand why aussies are so athletic .... struggle for life ...

When you are chasing her around the house, and you are about to catch her, is she allowed to say: "no, no .. I am a lap ahead !" ? :D

:D Your sexual life must be very interesting :D .... indeed !

as Marilyn, lord in this art, kindly said :

" you had to create magic and you did"

.... and she is a "connoisseur" ! :D

:cool: Thanks Marilyn ! :D

gary_rams

06-05-2003, 04:43 PM

so...Cyrille.....i thought u were only here for making strange witty remarks....a mais, j'te dis.....quelle suprise! mais il dessine et pas mal bien aussi.....errr ....dessine des culs 'd chevaux? haha. le pauvre quand meme, avoir trois grosses croupes de cette taille sur son dos, il devrait etre aplati...on voit deja qu'il force terriblement la jambe.
hmmm the girl in the back doesn't seem to happy? what happened? did the horse fart? must have stunk coz she's not smiling? hmm ah well....despite her look of misfortune, good drawing.
cheers
Gary

cyrillejubert

06-05-2003, 05:47 PM

Le bonjour te va Ô Gary des grandes Plaines

Hi love your franco-anglo-canadien...
oui je préfère les commentaires "je te jure que j'ai vu l'homme qui a vu l'homme qui a failli voir l'ours se faire sa femme" "Non, c'ti ben vrai cte carambouille ?" Les commentaires convenus "how amazing !" "great work" and so ... make me sleep ... c'est plus que mortel d'ennui ... On donne dans le superlatif tout le temps pour le meilleur et le beaucoup moins bon...

My comments make smile a few ones and I got really nice friends here...
It happens that I draw too and sometimes I show some of my works ...
This one is not one of my favorite ... I know that while I did not pay a professional photograph to take an ektachrome... I dont remember why I was angry with this drawing... the horse is great, the houses were fine, and at the end the girls could habe been raped by the bear ... I was not happy with the third leaf on the fifth branch ... do you see it ? It is uggly .

I am drawing so much at the moment that I have terrible ophtalmic headaches.. Today I used a pencil and a half ! I am drawing my labrador
"Porte-plume" le bien nommé.

J'adore ce cul d'chevaux... I did not know if I would be able to draw this "pommelé".. dapple-grey ? ... but it cames by itself
I would be happy to draw again this horse, without any decor, and without the gipsies on his back.. later ?

You are welcome to comment with us and give us the last news of the bear's victimes... :D
victime ... ? ce n'est pas donné à tout le monde de se faire caliner par un vrai gros teddy bear ... peut etre même que c'est pas pour rien que tous les pots de miel avaient disparu du placard .... hein ?

cyrillejubert

06-05-2003, 05:56 PM

marc

06-05-2003, 09:27 PM

Cyrille!

I see you have been scavenging smilies from all over http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-Jun-2003/21810-Jump1.gif

Marc is dreaming of foxes

:confused: If you mean girlies you're absolutely correct. Absolutement! http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-Jun-2003/21810-hearts[1].gif

Btw, I'm not sure about those Italian girlies, the ones in the cities all play so tough - if they don't, they cannot walk two steps without being harrassed. :D - There is a classic photo of a woman walking in the street in Rome I think, with about half a dozen men in the picture all drooling over her. Not that I blame them.

Gilberte

06-06-2003, 03:20 AM

and Cyrille ... have you met Claude in the Café Guerbois ? He is waiting for you ........:evil:

ArtistOz

06-06-2003, 03:21 AM

Your sexual life must be very interesting
Ah M. Jubert pour moi c'est tres interestant but I am a gentleman and very discrete about those things. Those memories will be my treasures and consolations in my old age when my children send me to a nursing home.

I have the black eye for the wandering eye but it is for artistic purposes only. :crying:

My wife is very beautiful but she suspected I had another interest, perhaps a mistress? In her mind this was confirmed when we went to Paris for I only had eyes for L'art and the beautiful city of Paris. We were traveling in a city bus and met an attractive Parisienne and her son and she was kind enough to show us some of Paris like the 'rue de la Harpe' in St Michel and as we walked down that street with the music from the cafe musicians playing she was humming in tune. It was a very romantic and magical experience, she told me this was the true Paris, perhaps she flirted with me, I don't know for in my mind I was thinking many paintings. I was trying to memorise everything, the ambience, the light, the cafes and characters as they greeted her and my poor wife, I forgot about her in the exhilaration of it all. We said our goodbyes at Pont St Michel and I was distracted by the late afternoon light falling on the facade of Notre Dame across the river.
As you can see I am good at looking at the city sights but with two beautiful woman with me I am a clod, a dullard, a clumsy oaf, maybe she was your wife? apologise for me tell her how can one expect the children of convicts to know about La "galanterie"

My wife is still angry with me she does not like the French like I do except for the hand bags and clothes. If I mention a frenchman named Louis Vuitton her eyes light up with pleasure should I worry about this man? I know if only I could paint or draw a picture that matched her beauty I could win her forgiveness.

M. Jubert see my story is sad not like your amusements with the ladies

cyrillejubert

06-06-2003, 03:42 AM

Hi Marc

I spent a week in Pompeï close from Naples (Italy)
25 years ago... I was with my american girlfriend and it was terrible...
they were whistling and following us all the times ...

But that is southern Italy and they are very different ...
in the streets, they are closer to northern african people
than northern italian ... even Rapolina would agree with that.

My mother in law used to spend 6 monthes a year in italy with my wife, her brothers and their french governess, when she was younger...
while my father in law stayed in Manchester, managing a factory ....

As I dont believe that people are :angel: ,
I am sure they both had great time independantly of each other :D
cool ! :cool:

I hope to live like that my next twenty years :D

cyrillejubert

06-06-2003, 04:36 AM

Originally posted by ArtistOz

when my children will send me in a nursing home. :crying:

:D I love your optimism :D
I never, NEVER, NEVER had, even for half a second, this thought. I am so sure I will die very young.. I am estonished to be alive at 49 ... I cannot imagine me seventy or eighty years old in an oldies's asylum.

Originally posted by ArtistOz
perhaps a mistress? In her mind this was confirmed when we went to Paris .... met an attractive Parisienne ... she was humming in tune. It was a very romantic and magical experience, she told me this was the true Paris, perhaps she flirted with me,.... We said our goodbyes at Pont St Michel and I was distracted by the late afternoon light falling on the facade of Notre Dame across the river.

That is so romantic ... it looks like the e-cards on Imaginee's website
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Jun-2003/19462-rire4.gif http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Jun-2003/19462-rire2.gif :D two lovers in the sunset :D http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Jun-2003/19462-rire1.gif
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Jun-2003/19462-blush.gif excuse me Linda darling :( :D ...but , as you see, you are a reference :D
Town should allways be associated with this kind of memories...
Paris, Rome,... Venice ...
(Linda ... you should launch some new e-cards like that :D
as you can see, I never gave your link :cool: )

Bill, be gratefull to have these souvenirs. You can look at them even if you have two brown eyes, and your heart feels deliciously sad.

Originally posted by ArtistOz

My wife is still angry with me she does not like the French like I do except for the hand bags and clothes. If I mention a frenchman named Louis Vuitton her eyes light up with pleasure should I worry about this man?

I hate LV and all these too flashy trade-marks... Elegance is not that. Yes, you should worry about Vuitton, Dior, Hermes ... they are not interested by your wife's croup but by your wife's bank account... just like gigolos.
You should worry if your wife invite them at home for a week-end ...
Most of them would be more interested by your croup than hers :D

ArtistOz

06-06-2003, 05:22 AM

M Jubert,
When you see how ugly I am and how beautiful she is you will understand my optimism.
Thankyou for the warning and I will check the guest list each weekend. It would crush her spirit to learn that it is my croup they are after so it will be our little secret. So much competition for my wife's bank account I thought I had more time to find it.

cyrillejubert

06-06-2003, 11:51 AM

Hi Gilberte

we are glad to see you again on these lines

the captain and his crew ... bla bla bla
.... emergency exit .... bla bla bla
.... at 15.000 feet over the ocean ... bla bla bla

I did not get your
Originally posted by Gilberte
and Cyrille ... have you met Claude in the Café Guerbois ? He is waiting for you ........:evil:

who is Claude
I went there to read all the threads and did not see Monsieur Claude
nor Madame Claude (too bad !)
Could you explain me ...

I will perhaps exhibit in Bruges in july

I will tell you
Belgium is brilliant in Roland Garos
I hope it wont wake up the usual problems between the flamish and wallons

kisses

sagar

06-06-2003, 01:44 PM

Interesting story and incredible portrait Cyrille.

:)

cyrillejubert

06-06-2003, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by ArtistOz
M Jubert, When you see how ugly I am

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Jun-2003/19462-terreur.gif Oh Yes ! Mr ArtistOz ... http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Jun-2003/19462-yeuxhorlatete.gif I see how ugly you are, poor you :( / http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Jun-2003/19462-Berk!.gif
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Jun-2003/19462-vomi1.gif Scuse me !

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Jun-2003/19462-pleur1.gif Your stories are so sad , Mr ArtistOz http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Jun-2003/19462-pleurs3.gif

Did you had a problem while you were surfing http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Jun-2003/19462-requin.gif or were you born so, Mr ArtistOz ?

Originally posted by
....and how beautiful she is ....

I am sure you have hidden charms http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Jun-2003/19462-miam.gif or secret qualities http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Jun-2003/19462-languemiam.gif ...
I dont know why ladies like sometimes the greedy eaters
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/06-Jun-2003/19462-languesex.gif I think that they hope this kind of men will honnour their cooking.. Details like that are important for accomplished hostess...

Well ! I am sure you are full of qualities... I followed all the links to the threads you started ... I did not know which one with your wife among all your charming models...
I understand why she is jeallous ... you are a croup drawing specialist :D

:( My wife does not allow me to draw
anything sexier than a horse or a dog 'croup ! :(

She is much more jeallous than yours !
so I dont draw them ......... :D

BTDogMom

06-06-2003, 04:44 PM

Am just saying something here - so I can take time 2 read this - I'm sorry - I don't have time right now :( - LOL:D

Dahzl

06-07-2003, 02:05 AM

and I am at a loss for words! Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaa......!!:D

Speechless! :D :D

ArtistOz

06-07-2003, 06:49 AM

You see M. Jubert your friends are speechless to read that your wife is jealous of the charming M.Jubert but that is a flattery to have your wife care enough to be jealous, n'est pas?

or were you born so, Mr ArtistOz ?
I don't know if it is genetic or the vicissitudes of a wild youth

I did not know which one with your wife among all your charming models...
None of them are her monsieur, I am not allowed to show those ones to anybody.

you are a croup drawing specialist
Thankyou although it would be a challenge for me to make them look dappled-grey like you do

Well ! I am sure you are full of qualities
Well I think opposites do attract when she is with me I enhance her beauty you really notice it. I know this will shock a sensitive man like you Monsieur but I think what attracts her to me is my lack of 'la Gallanterie' she always has had many admirers and suitors and little presents from them I am not worried I would not know how to flatter her anyway. You see I am unique in her eyes.

My wife does not allow me to draw anything sexier than a horse or a dog 'croup !
ah now your life is sad too monsieur, but I know which ones keep the bank manager happy. I tell my wife I do it to train my eye and hand and you can imagine how much that makes her laugh even when I swear its true she falls down laughing.

baquitania

06-07-2003, 08:01 AM

Bonjour Monsieur Jubert:

Me pardonnez comme je ne sais pas votre langue, et j'utilise un appareil de traduction. j'admire fort votre dessin et c'est l'histoire. infact il m'a rappelé de l'un j'ai dit hier soir... et si j'ai pensé, vous feriez un hôte formidable pour mes événements dessinant.

C'est tout à fait simple, vous fournissez un thème pour nous inspirer. et vous nous donnez quelques mots pour nous recevoir dans l'humeur. et alors vous incluez dans votre poste 5-12 images pour nous travailler de. nous dépensons alors 2 heures et non plus, alors poster nos versions, et aller à la salle de conversation de Guerbois de Café pour rencontrer l'un l'autre..

Vous seriez intéressé en août pour faire une telle chose? Je vous mendie pour considérer partager votre talent et votre inspiration..

votre ventilateur le plus ardent

Bobby

(please to reply in english)
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*to explain in english*

hello mr jubert:

forgive me as i do not know your language, and i am using a translation device. i greatly admire your drawing and it's story. infact it reminded me of the one i told last night... and so i thought, you would make a terrific host for my drawing events.

it is quite simple, you provide a theme to inspire us. and you give us a few words to get us in the mood. and then you include in your post 5-12 pictures for us to work from. we then spend 2 hours and no more, then post our versions, and go to the Cafe Guerbois chat room to meet one another...

would you be interested in august to do such a thing? I beg you to consider sharing your talent and inspiration...

your most ardent fan

BTDogMom

06-07-2003, 10:55 AM

This is another VERY funny thread HE HAEH AEH AEH AEH LOL LMAO http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/07-Jun-2003/18803-laugh.gifhttp://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/07-Jun-2003/18803-laugh.gif
Bobby!! I think that's a brilliant idea...

Here's a funny story - I asked my hubby one time what my best asset was, and he said my eyes - I was so http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/07-Jun-2003/18803-mad.gif mad at him, and he didn't understand...I wanted him 2 say my arse - LOL - 2 this day I'm not sure I can 4give him LOL!! Maybe it is b-cuz I am an arse :rolleyes: LOL Oh well, c'est la vie ;)

Gilberte

06-07-2003, 02:21 PM

:D :D :D :D
Baquitania !

What a good idea ! I'm also a big "ventilateur" of Mr. Jubert's humour........
I absolutely adore these translation machines :evil:

baquitania

06-07-2003, 06:02 PM

Mon Dieu, my french sucks!!!

But yes I am a great ventilator of Mr. Jubert... :D

Bobby

cyrillejubert

06-07-2003, 06:06 PM

Hi Baquitania http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/07-Jun-2003/19462-wave2.gif

If I knew where to find this translator ,
i would have written all my threads with it ...

:D you dont need to make humour... the translator does it by itself:D

your most ardent "fan" ... your most ardent "ventilator" http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/07-Jun-2003/19462-rire1.gif
Baqui !!! You are too funny !!!

drawing events :D = the events are drawing

No please NEVER use the translator...
the sentences are un-understandable... incomprehensible ...
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just words beside other words without any sense .. fun ! :D
Great Humour !!

First ! Thanks ... as you know I love games, words, stories and fun ...
I am very flattered by your proposition ... but ...

In august ...
I was supposed to drive mum ...
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(hey Bill... here is mum who dont want me to follow your interesting carreer)
...and the kids to the sand beaches of Carnac in Brittany
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I said "I was supposed to" ... because we were supposed to babysit an aunt (93 y.o.) who own(ed) a fabulous villa on the beach with the last little wood of the coast behind the house... Too bad ! She just kicked the bucket ... I was at her funeral all day long http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/07-Jun-2003/19462-tombstone.gif ... and at the moment nobody knows what will happen with the villa this summer.

That was my first week in august ...
Then I let my family and have a week of exhibition in the chicest place on the belgium seaside ... no photo to show (too bad Bill... you would have loved it... a dream... ) and I hope to meet Gilberte
On the sixteenth, I come back to Carnac and go south to the island of Ré where I have to paint pebbles that will be sold by my kids for their pocket money ...
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Then I come back end of august to go hunting snipes with my dog...
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All that without any PC around ... so.... in august ? no

But july or september ? october ....

:cool: when you want

Iznogood

06-07-2003, 06:41 PM

Salam alekum Noble Strangers of the overseas barbarian countries

It was with a real attention that I was listening to your bow and scrape..
story tellers are allways rich in teaching and I could stay hundred of nights listening to them in the Bazaar... and 1000 & one night paying attention to this admirable lyer called Cyrillejubert :evil:

My dear f'iend Sidi ArtistOz, I wanna tell you somthin'
I have been told that the french "galant" you know has not allways been as he is now...
The day of his birth, his parents were horrified seeing their baby who, on his very first day, was allready looking tired of life, with his beard, thick glasses, hiding a black eye and drawing her mother's tits...

:evil: now look at his tinyhead !!! surgery .. surgery .. surgery !! :evil:

ArtistOz

06-09-2003, 07:18 AM

Hey Cyrille, I see you have an antique car like me, low on petrol and high on maintenance.

English is difficult for me to understand also did you say your mum is with you? or is it an expression of endearment? votre mere ou votre femme avec vous? Je ne comprehend pas

You tell your relatives I would be happy to look after their aunt's villa for them this summer, I can repair my car on the beach.

This weekend is the holiday for our Queen's Birthday so I spent it with my sister at Surfers Paradise it is a beautiful beach with many human croup's getting suntans but I saw no horses desole. I have no pics either my wife was watching me closely you would have loved to see it.

Iznogood, you still not feeling better?

BTDogMom, its in our pc training go for the eyes they tell us you can't lose.

Cyrille, you have to watch those snipes some in our neigbourhood are always sniping others.

cyrillejubert

06-09-2003, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by ArtistOz
Hey Cyrille, I see you have an antique car like me, low on petrol and high on maintenance.
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/09-Jun-2003/19462-rirefouduroi.gif ... Hum Bill ! Did you intend to visit your ophtalmologist soon ? You should .. perhap's ! :(

I am sure you would then enhance your drawing, too ! Si .. si !
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/09-Jun-2003/19462-loupe.gif I have to tell You, Bill !
This car on the beach with my wife in ithttp://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/09-Jun-2003/19462-Svoiture3.jpg
or that one with my kids http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/09-Jun-2003/19462-Svoiture1.jpg ...

THEY ARE NOT REAL CARS!
.........

No Bill !
They are just sand castles ... Oh Yes Bill !

Low on petrol, SURE !
... depends if a greechian tanker sunk around or not..

But I can guarantee that you could not drive very far with this one, Bill !
........
No Bill ! Even if you are a genius in mechanic ... No Bill ! That is SAND !
........
No Bill ! The car did not settle in the sand ... you dont need to push it ...
........
No Bill ! We dont need cables and winches ...
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/09-Jun-2003/19462-colere.gif IT IS A SAND CASTLE ! http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/09-Jun-2003/19462-headache.gif

Originally posted by ArtistOz

You tell your relatives I would be happy to look after their aunt's villa for them this summer, I can repair my car on the beach.

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/09-Jun-2003/19462-grouphug.gif Hey Folks ! His case is desparate ... D.E.S.P.A.R.A.T.E.

:D Now He thinks that it is HIS car ! Soon, he will think it is HIS wife...
and knowing him, he will try to rummage under her hood !!!

That is the proof that it could be dangerous for your mental health
to eat too many eucalyptus suppositories

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/09-Jun-2003/19462-languesex.gif

ArtistOz

06-10-2003, 06:31 AM

Cyrille, you know my secret

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/10-Jun-2003/18153-tn_Siesta.jpeg

I have seen pictures in books of castles and they don't look like cars! Who else is chewing Gum leaves for relaxation?

Are you sure they are sand castles? I have got my engineer to help move the cars
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/10-Jun-2003/18153-tn_engineer.JPG

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/10-Jun-2003/18153-tn_beach.JPG
Here is my beautiful wife and lovely children can you see how beautiful she is? and our lovely beach with no cars or whatever you call them on it!

So does this mean the Villa is not happening for us this summer?
anyway I could save the money for my ophtalmologist

Zarathustra

06-10-2003, 07:13 AM

Cyrille, I am merely in hiding, awaiting my next evil and dastardly plan!

cyrillejubert

06-10-2003, 10:18 AM

Hi "Z."

I dont believe a word of this supposed "dastardly plan"...
you are having teaching Zama-soutra 's Thoughts and acts to our poor Gilberte ...
was it Zama-soutra 's Thoughts or Karathustra's acts ... I forgot

But poor Gilberte, that is a VERY long and tiring honeymoon !