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Arcanjo
04-22-2003, 02:59 PM
:) Hi People... This little thing is so small thatI had to enlarge it for you to see LOL
What do you think?
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/22-Apr-2003/12667-tiny_little_thingd...jpg

Gutshot
04-22-2003, 04:34 PM
I like it. But how tiny is tiny? 1"x2"? 1mmX2mm?

Arcanjo
04-22-2003, 08:08 PM
:D LOL... it is 2cmX4cm
LOL

Christie
04-22-2003, 08:17 PM
Nice work! I like the detail that you have managed to captured.

I do watercolour miniatures and no one has ever yelled at me for posting them. :D

Gutshot
04-23-2003, 11:10 AM
wow! Thats actually a whole lot smaller than I expected to hear.

Jakeally
04-23-2003, 12:04 PM
Excellent MJ...... and sooooo tiny:eek: :D

cyrillejubert
04-23-2003, 02:06 PM
I love the light and the "clair-obscur" in this room ...

... you know I am a fan

I would be very interesting that each one tells what he sees in your drawing

A window and two walls... you are on your desk ... there is a large book on the left .. perhaps an ink bottle with a real mess on the window side ...
On the right side I see a goose feather .
In the middle ? ? ? I cannot figure out ... could be a huge turkish turban or a cake ?
and a mouse's hole in the wall ..

I would like to know

Jakeally
04-23-2003, 02:47 PM
Golly Cyrille...... I see something different:D
I see an open door and I see a figure fallen asleep at the desk after a hard days drawing.
C'mon MJ....am I right or is Cyrille right.....or are we both wrong:D

Arcanjo
04-23-2003, 02:54 PM
:D Ai Ai Ai!!!!
I am looking for my glasses....I can´t see what both of you see....but then...I can´t see even my glasses!!!What are you talking about? LOL

cyrillejubert
04-23-2003, 02:57 PM
My kids see one or two dogs sleeping

where the Sultan let his hat :D

Arcanjo
04-23-2003, 03:01 PM
:) LOL.
Your Kids are fantastic! Kids always amazes me... they can see everything...They see with the soul... and they don´t care about messy desks...LOL
May be the dog is waiting for the cat!?

drwells
04-23-2003, 03:05 PM
i see books, i see a quill

d

cyrillejubert
04-23-2003, 03:35 PM
"perhaps the dog is waiting for a cat"

Is the dog pregnant ?

Dont look anymore, I found your glasses ...

Arcanjo
04-23-2003, 04:44 PM
This is funny!
Cyrille: The dog is waiting....not expecting LOL.And Thanks for the glasses I really need them LOL

Drwells: there is a quill yes but in my pride! SO.... this drawing is really a charade? LOL and LOL

drwells
04-23-2003, 05:56 PM
LOL

Oh Oh OH! What I REALLY see is a big fat cat biting the end of your quill while sitting on a bookshelf....quite dangerous I would think. :D

d

JustjoGA
04-23-2003, 06:15 PM
I see a doorway, beside which lies an old tire, and an old straw hat...

MonicaB
04-23-2003, 07:25 PM
No, no, no, it's a big fat cat who fell asleep waiting for the mouse! It's in an old house that is falling down. . . . :rolleyes:

Arcanjo
04-23-2003, 09:30 PM
:D Drwells:very very dangerous...LOL

JustgoGa: lol LOL LOOOOL: you are right..."lies tired"

MonicaB:"let sleeping dogs lie"

My Friends:D :D :D this is my best thread ever!

cyrillejubert
04-24-2003, 09:42 AM
I asked my maid : She said it was evident.
You have the cooker on the right side against a wall
and a big portuguese codfish soufflé on the foreground..

she also said you soufflé was overcooked :D

jjsangel
04-24-2003, 12:01 PM
I see a table with a stack of paper and a big hairy dog with his face laying up on the table chewing on a quill pen.

sassybird
04-24-2003, 06:34 PM
I see a dog too :D I love tiny little things. I also do watercolor minatures, and some P&I work. With my walls nearly covered in my studio these tiny little things are the only ones that will fit now.....lol

Arcanjo
04-25-2003, 11:48 AM
:) Hi Cyrille:D : No... not a cod fish souflé... or else I would have already eaten it all....LOL...and my maid thinks that it is a very peculiar kind of....crêpe suzette! LOL

Jjangel, Wellcome. Nice to see you: LOL;)

Sassybird:D you are sweet: a big Hug! I have done this one "to take advantage "of an ocasional blot! LOL

cyrillejubert
04-25-2003, 03:03 PM
Hey southern lady

:D as you see it makes more interesting threads
when you lose your glasses before drawing on your confettis :D

Do you paint also on watermelon's pips ? :cool:

Arcanjo
04-25-2003, 06:44 PM
:D :D :D What a fantastic idea!

cyrillejubert
04-26-2003, 04:06 AM
Do you accept real Tiny little Things ?

This is my work : http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/26-Apr-2003/19462-venus2.jpg

I had to blow it up 200 x

I have to say that on this image, I am not very glad with the color of the sky
Did you notice that Eole on the left hand side looks like Bush father blowing "Desert storm".
I did it a long time ago. I find it really funny to mix actual political faces in old times masterpieces.
I project to paint Jerome Bosh's Inferno with a few great liberal government leaders like Runsfeld, perle ... :D


I forgot to explain my actual work and the image upthere

This is the Boticelli's birth of Venus.
I did it on commission. It is a tatoo on the right buttock of
a flee. My client wants to have all the great masterpieces in his
dog's fur museum.
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/26-Apr-2003/19462-molosse.gif
You could think this museum is really safe ... but sometimes my masterpieces just disappear. I wonder if Rex did not steal some of them. I saw him so many times the nose too close of Tex's ass.
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/26-Apr-2003/19462-Rex.gif

I am sure you want me to enlarge a bit my tatoo
here it is :
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/26-Apr-2003/19462-venus1.jpg



I tatoo it on the back

Dahzl
04-26-2003, 05:25 AM
Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!...................Dahzl is on the floor in absolute stitches.....!!!!!
Oh Monsieur Cyrille says she [wiping tears and gripping her aching belly:D :D ] Such a masterpiece!!:D
But I absolutely must have one of those too!!!
Disappeared you say??!! What a calamity!!:confused:
Ah Ha!!:D Maybe it has hopped into the lamp:D I shall have to find my magnifying glass!! ..............

Geniette xx:D :D

MonicaB
04-26-2003, 08:13 AM
Maybe the flea disappeared because the tattoo hurt too much! :D That's quite an elaborate tattoo. :p

Good one, Cyrille!

BTDogMom
04-26-2003, 11:28 AM
LMAO ROFL- U guys r cracking me up, I don't know y I haven't noticed this thread, thanks 4 sending me over Cyrille!
I had to blow it up 200 x
I have to say that on this image, I am not very glad with the color of the sky
Did you notice that Eole on the left hand side looks like Bush father blowing "Desert storm".
I did it a long time ago. I find it really funny to mix actual political faces in old times masterpieces.
I project to paint Jerome Bosh's Inferno with a few great liberal government leaders like Runsfeld, perle ...


I forgot to explain my actual work and the image upthere

This is the Boticelli's birth of Venus.
I did it on commission. It is a tatoo on the right buttock of
a flee. My client wants to have all the great masterpieces in his
dog's fur museum

HEHA HE HAEH AEH AEHA HE HE HEhttp://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/26-Apr-2003/18803-laugh.gifhttp://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/26-Apr-2003/18803-laugh.gifhttp://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/26-Apr-2003/18803-laugh.gif

Monica, I think u r correct that poor flea's butt... :(

Arcanjo, I definitely c a dog curled around a blanket in his house, behind him is a mouse hole and the mouse has gotten in 2 the trash and left all of the garbage from the trash on the floor on the right (so...it's a big frickin' mouse, ok?) and the dog is waiting patiently 4 his fate when his master comes home.

Arcanjo
04-26-2003, 01:51 PM
:mad: :mad: Mr. Cyrille Jubert:evil: :evil:

I have 5 cats and 2 dogs: Lovely friends of all times.

Bruna, The cream Persian, is my partner at the computer desk. She really enjoys it. She reads all my emails, she plays lots of computer games, she surfs with me in the net and , as myself, she is a WC addicted ;) . I always tough that she does this thicks because she loves me dearly and she wants my company more then anything else.
Now, because of you, :mad: I realize that she does this things because she spys for the other pets!

~See what you have done with your replay?!....You are the cause of a terrible mutiny of the four legged population of this place I call home. They are all very cross with me . They say I arbitrarily got rid of THEIR flees:( and they want them back. They say the flees are really in fashion in France and THEY CLAIM for those trés chic tattoed flees of yours:rolleyes:



I AM SENDING YOU BY EXPRESS MAIL A PACK OF 1 KILO of Plain flees.Please tattoo them and send them back to me!:evil: :evil: Now you have a commission for the next 100 years. YOU DESERVE THIS:cat:

Salut Monsieur Cyrille Jubert:D

Jakeally
04-26-2003, 02:55 PM
Oh! Wow....thank you so much for the laughs MJ and Cyrille.
ROTFLMAO....please stop now I am aching all over:D :D :D

Jakeally
04-26-2003, 02:57 PM
and....I forgot to say.... all this talk of fleas makes me want to scratch all over:eek: :eek: :D

Gilberte
04-26-2003, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Jakeally
and....I forgot to say.... all this talk of fleas makes me want to scratch all over:eek: :eek: :D

Never mind ... they do this all the time in France ... :D :D :D :D !

MonicaB
04-26-2003, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Gilberte


Never mind ... they do this all the time in France ... :D :D :D :D !

LOL! :D :clap: :clap: :clap:

cyrillejubert
04-26-2003, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Jakeally
and....I forgot to say.... all this talk of fleas makes me want to scratch all over:eek: :eek: :D


http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/26-Apr-2003/19462-singepuce.gif That is the problem with this job... it is hard to draw long, your hands are allways busy somewhere.

cyrillejubert
04-26-2003, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by Gilberte


Never mind ... they do this all the time in France ... :D :D :D :D !


:cool: Yes They allready know, Gilberte. Our reputation flew over the ocean
You dont have to tell them about french lovers :D

:cool: Gilberte ? http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/26-Apr-2003/19462-wave2.gif Still there ? Could you remind us what you plan to do sunday afternoon ? http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/26-Apr-2003/19462-malin.gif

:D We do "this" ... ALL THE TIME .... !! http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/26-Apr-2003/19462-obsede.gif
In the name of the french tourism minister, Thank you Gilberte ...
Paris will be hot this summer :D

seejay
04-26-2003, 06:27 PM
I just noticed I have been laughing too much, and haven't even replied to this thread!;)

For such a tiny picture, it has created quite a ruckus. Thanks for the chuckles everyone - who said the French don't have a sense of humour?:evil:

Thanks to MJ too, for starting this off....sleeping kangaroo, right?

Cheers

Dahzl
04-26-2003, 09:12 PM
Well MJ - I have had a couple of long looks at this little piece of yours and have come to the conclusion that what it is in fact - is-

The rear view of a very large sleeping spider:D possibly sleeping off a huge repast of an assortment of delectable delicious delicacies :D :D Perhaps Cyrille's Masterpiece???


Dahzl:D :D

Imaginee
04-27-2003, 04:07 AM
I see an abandoned building, old and forgotten....a small mouse is nibbling on a very stale doughnut...the papers that lay close by belonged to a writer, you can seee his quill also, here he sat writing by the light of the window. The mouse lives there you can see his little mouse hole, the doughnut is very old due to the fact that the writer has not returned for such a long time…

~Linda

Atrsy
04-27-2003, 12:00 PM
I see a beaver beside a big tree. The "pile of papers" is actually a flat rock, the quill is a leaf fallen off the tree indicating it is fall and the mouse has returned to his hole. The mess to the left of the flat rock is a pile of twigs that the beaver is collecting to secure his home for the upcoming winter.

Atrsy:)

cyrillejubert
04-29-2003, 11:42 AM
I endly found a spotlight in the basement
so we could see what is on this drawing ... here it is :
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/29-Apr-2003/19462-chatqueue_anime.gif

It 's a kind of portuguese gutter cat... they are usually full of flees.
Usually .. because I was told it is not true at the moment.
Flees took a few days off to visit France... but they had problems with the immigration service at the portuguese/spain frontier... their passports were no longer valid.
Hey southern lady !
Instead of sending me flees from Marocco or Algeria, you should have bought regular portuguese flees. They are much more expansive, but as europeans they would not have been stop there. Now you have a lot of spanish people scratching themselves all over.

:D Gilberte ? Do you hear me ?
Spanish do that ALL THE TIME too !
You can try to call anyone at his office in Seville, Grenade or Valencia
after lunch ... No ! no !!... they are having a little nap !
Little ... little ... not so little ! It last till 5 o'clock pm or more !

Well it is like that in southern Europe !
We have the magic Garlic ... olive oil ... and then ...
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/29-Apr-2003/19462-Musclor.gif ....... a little nap :D

Yes Gilberte ! I know you planned to visit Seville this summer...
Wonderfull town ... but if you want an advice... wait till next year
At the moment, In Seville and Cordoue, I was told there are a lot of flees:D
:p I don't know why ? :D

Gilberte
04-29-2003, 02:13 PM
Arcanjo,
see.. where your tiny thing is leading us to ........Spanish flies sorry flees ............
(I can't compete with this verbal magician from France :D )

Arcanjo
04-29-2003, 06:29 PM
:) I am delighted Gilbert. Not in very good condition to answer properly....Tomorrow I will be better. wait for me!

cyrillejubert
04-30-2003, 04:18 AM
You see Gilberte, the poor Arcanjo cannot even tape on her keyboard http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/19462-ordinateur.gif
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/19462-singepuce.gif
Two thirds of the kilo of arabian flees were brought back monday to the sender.. you have 1457 arabian flees in a gramme so Arcanjo had to welcome 961.620 pets the day before yesterday and find 240 405 rooms for them. Arabian male flees usually travel with Two wives but a few flees, male and female, just travelled by their own.

As flees give 20 eggs a day, the 660 grammes, that Arcanjo received on monday, have now very heavy luggages. Our poor Arcanjo had to move tuesday the 12.821.600 suitcases of the first laying, but most of the flees did not have their own room yet...

When she woke up this morning it was a real mess in Arcanjo's appartment.
There was 961.620 flees and 25.643.200 eggs. http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/19462-baby.gif
Arcanjo mixed the luggages yesterday and they were 117.347 yelling female flees trying to find back their underwears... 51.243 males http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/19462-fez.gif wanted to repudiate their older wives and marry new ones http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/19462-mariee.gif..
so Arcanjo had to change the rooms... there was no more toilet paper available in east Lisboa and she had to drive to the west side ...


Worse... at four o'clock this afternoon, the 12.821.600 eggs of the first day will start to hatch... and the 269.297 males who did not change their older wife, but who have been eating a lot of garlic and olive oil during the last two days, http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/19462-obsede.gif will be very excited and will have a little nap with the young fresh females but far from the eyes of their regular harem... you know what I mean :D

Tomorrow Arcanjo will have to find rooms for the 25.343.200 new flees but the oldest ones are still having new babies, new eggs, and more and more luggages...
Worse... Arcanjo's gutter cats, who thought they were receiving french tatooed flees from Paris http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/19462-beret.gif, endly understood they were basic arabian immigrants from Fez, Casablanca and Bab-el-oued. They are absolutly furious !!

Next sunday... Arcanjo will have to visit the church and make big hugs to a maximum of her friends...http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/19462-grouphug.gif So, discretly, she will try to get rid of a few thousand of these hosts.
But at that time there will be 450.923.726.893.411 flees in Arcanjo's home.
My advice for sunday ...
If you see Arcanjo.... even if she changed her Tinyhead, just run away from her.
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/19462-puce-chien.gif

Dahzl
04-30-2003, 08:54 AM
Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!:confused: !!!!!!!Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I am at a loss for words - I can barely type this............



:confused: :D

MonicaB
04-30-2003, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by Dahzl
I am at a loss for words -

My sentiments exactly! How in the world do you answer that ? :D :D :D

BTDogMom
04-30-2003, 09:58 AM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/18803-laugh.gifhttp://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/18803-laugh.gifhttp://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/18803-laugh.gif How on earth do u follow this? A word magician and a mathematician...Cyrille, u better get 2 it that's alot of flee ass that needs tattooing...chop chop

drwells
04-30-2003, 01:45 PM
LMAO.........

OMG so many numbers!! I'm dizzy

d

Gilberte
04-30-2003, 02:16 PM
Maria,
Mariiiiiiiiiia,
Mareeeeeeeha ! Check this out !:D

Arcanjo
04-30-2003, 06:24 PM
:) My Friends

Now that Cyrille is not here....now that he can't hear us....please pay attention because I shall say this only once (LOL): The man is gone nuts! I think he is insane .Please don't believe him:( .All this strange speech of no use is the result of a delirious mind of a man tormented by a mob of exasperated flees complaining about a tattoo!:rolleyes:
He says that part of the flees were returned to sender! But I didn´t recive them...Probably they returned them by TAP ( the portuguese air company)...which means that they probably are now in Tokio!
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/12667-dogito00.jpg
These little fellows just told me something else about Mr.Cyrille! It seems that Mr Cyrille needs to reform his speech which is undoubtedly wrong because a flee lays about 50 eggs a day and not only 20!!!(Unless being of a very unproductive breed- not the case of thse I sent to him).:evil:

So MY Friends, don´t take Cyrille seriously. Be patient with him...
He will come gradually to his senses. You know, he is using this diversion manouever not to admit that he CANNOT produce those gorgeous tattoos in the flees Isent to him! He is a fraud as flee tattooer!:mad: :mad: ....Otherwise he is quite nice:angel:

DanaNY
04-30-2003, 06:36 PM
Hello Cyrille http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/19825-wave.gif, and thank you for inviting me here! I see I've been missing out on this delightfully funny thread! I'm still reading and laughing... http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/19825-lol.gif

That's a tiny drawing! I see a tire, feather, a mouse hole (where's the mouse?), and a kitty. :cat: Oh, I think the http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/19825-cat.gif ate the http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/19825-mouse.gif which would explain why he's not there. ;)

I can't compete with this verbal magician from France

LOL, indeed, that he is! http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Apr-2003/19825-magic.gif

Cyrille, I told you I would bring out my smilies to play! ;)

drwells
04-30-2003, 06:55 PM
Hey you guys!! Since Cyrille got you to come over and play...Why don't you show us some of your P&I and while visiting our humble little place...Take a look at some of the work. :D

Danny

Gilberte
05-01-2003, 03:06 AM
Originally posted by drwells
Hey you guys!! Since Cyrille got you to come over and play...Why don't you show us some of your P&I and while visiting our humble little place...Take a look at some of the work. :D

Danny

I shall try to drop in more often (me ... watercolorist) and as an average I already spend almost 3 hours a day on WC :evil: !

DragonladyfromOz
05-01-2003, 05:13 AM
Ohhh, my face hurts from laughing!
I just cannot compete with the linguistic gymnastics going on in here - and I'm an ex-English teacher! Thank goodness I didn't have any on you lot in my class :D I'd have gone mad earlier...
My mundane little impression was of a very fat little mouse checking under a trap with a feather ready to trigger it if it was set. Boring huh?:(
Oh well, I shall just sit back and read the rest of this thread as it develops and try and get my facial muscles re-aligned.
Great comments all A+ :clap:
Cheers
Manda

cyrillejubert
05-01-2003, 05:42 AM
Originally posted by drwells
Hey you guys!! Since Cyrille got you to come over and play...Why don't you show us some of your P&I and while visiting our humble little place...Take a look at some of the work. :D

Danny

:( Hey Danny It is not my fault

I showed my tattoo and after that all these girls were just delirious
:mad: Hey girls ... you are not there to laugh or have fun... go to work...
The Wetcanvas administrators want you to show your work at the end of the day and comment your little friends's work. :mad:
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/01-May-2003/19462-castorfouet.gif

Hurry ! :mad: You are not here for fun !
:) you see dear Danny, I do my best !


http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/01-May-2003/19462-chut.gif He has gone away ... you can come back !

Dear Arcanjo

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/01-May-2003/19462-castortelephone.gif
When you called me on the phone last week, I told you I use to charge 300 $ for a sophisticated work like this "birth of Venus" by Boticelli. That was too much for your cats' flees. You just wanted something simple like a Daisy with the words "to my beloved mum", a Tour Eiffel with "souvenirs de Paris", and different monuments with "warm kisses from France".
All basic tourists's junk, we agreed on the price of 30 $ a flee's buttock and you were supposed to send me 50% of instalment.
You did not tell me how many buttocks you wanted me to tattoo.
But if you really sent me a kilo, more or less 961.620 flees, you owe me 14.424.300 $.
It is not yet on my bank account, could you check with your banker if he sent them to me ?

I know how it is difficult to expedite pets by plane. Airlines wants that each pet has his own cage in the luggage compartment and it costs a lot. That is why you sent them by train without declaring anything.
Aren't you a bit stingy ?

Well, dear client, if you want to send me the pets you have at home today..

Let me check.
You had 961.620 flees monday 25.343.200 new ones since
The total is 26.304.820 flees x 15 $

Tell your banker to send me 394.572.300 $ as I am a Charming Prince
I offer you the last 10 flees I will tattoo so your instalment is just :
Three hundred ninety four millions five hundred seventy two thousand $

I love you Arcanjo...
as soon as I shall receive your instalment, you will be my best client.

:D I really love such $$$$$$$ clients :D

:cool: Let 's be serious for a while :cool:
if anyone wants to learn how to tatoo flee's buttock, and I can tell you
it will be soon very up-to-date in Europe.. you could make a lot of money with this job... believe me !
I have heard the CyrilleJubert 'university is opening a summer session in Paris. They will agree 2500 students and it costs only 500 $ a month per student. You should send quickly your application form and your cheque.

:D believe me... you could make a LOT of $ with this job :D

MonicaB
05-01-2003, 09:29 AM
Dear administrator:

Enclosed is my cheque. I would like to sign up for the CyrilleUniversity summer flea tattoo course. I hear that graduates can make a lot of $$$$ and I need a new career that will allow me to buy more art supplies.

Thank you,
A future student.

Leslie Pz
05-01-2003, 10:54 AM
:D :D :D :D
Well, Cyrille invited another artist to partake in this fun!

Danny Fortunately, I DO have some pen and inks to share. UNFORTUNATELY, after dragging the portfolio out of the dust bunnies, I need to hook up my scanner to share! And I am lazy! (seriously, as the Chief Cook, Bottle washer and mother of two very SPIRITED toddlers, time's something I am currently learning to clone.)

Now, about what I see in this miniature...

One of the "Dust Bunnies" guarding my portfolio?
Something on a desk (in the "To Do" box) after months of procrastination?
Something after my cat coughed?

Can't wait to hear what it is!

Regarding the tatooing... Unfortunately, I faint at the sight of a needle. Is there another way to decorate a flee's buttock? Permanent marker? There's a flee from a mouse that wants Mona on it's ankle and I'd hate to lose the biz!

Well, thanks for the invite! This is a funny thread and will enjoy the fun!
-Leslie

cyrillejubert
05-01-2003, 11:32 AM
Less

I need someone to find rooms for my 2500 students, I send you a plane ticket.

I hope that the students wont have too many luggages.
I thank God, they wont make eggs.

Monica.. thank you :clap: :clap:
Your cheque is the first of the WWFF World Wide Flee's Fundation

I will sell you a special "franchise" for the town of Atlanta
As soon as you will be graduated, you could tatoo there with our WWFF label

You will receive each month my new tatoos catalog and we just take 15% of your turnover :cool:

Gilberte
05-01-2003, 01:22 PM
:clap:
Le TGV est réservé Cyrille !

(for the American friends : TGV means "train à grande vitesse" being "very fast train")

Gilberte
05-01-2003, 01:26 PM
P.S.
Cyrille, my husband would like to earn some spending money too can he join ? He tried this afternoon to stitch a tatoo on a flee's buttock with my old SINGER sewing machine but the needle broke ! :crying: :crying: :crying:

DanaNY
05-01-2003, 06:01 PM
Hey, I just found out it's impossible to purchase regular simple fleas in NY now! Someone bought all fleas and eggs, and prices are increasing even in Harlem and Bronx as we speak! :mad: :evil:

Danny, I did some P&I years ago (as a teenager). I'm just getting back into drawing again after a long hiatus, and working in CP now. But I will be sure to check out the work in here. :)

cyrillejubert
05-02-2003, 03:45 AM
Same here in Paris... I went yesterday to the Flea market in Saint Ouen, I could not find any :confused:
My usual retailers told me that a team bought all the stocks avalaible. I called the breeders in Normandy's Haras... a mysterious company bought all their production. Prices are increasing everywhere.

;) I told you it will be THE GREAT FASHION very soon !

But I would like to know who is behind all that machination ? :(
My retailers told me that the buyers had a strong brazilian accent ... or perhaps portuguese ? :D
Someone is trying to make a lot of money here :D

Dahzl
05-02-2003, 06:44 AM
Hmmm! Now let me see :cool: - In the Australian Flea Market the prices are rising rapidly. At the moment - the going rate of a tattooed Fleais Australis is approx $65 Aust each - and this price is only based on the value of the Fleais localis Australis.

Now the Pedigreed Gigantis Fleais Australis -is fetching top dollars at a minium of $90 Aust per specimen - any eggs carry an additional charge of $2 Aust per egg.

Freight and Handling charges not included -
they carry an additional rate which includes an anti allergen for each of the postmen and handlers at every stage of the journey :confused: :D
[Must keep them very Happy at all costs]:D

:D $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$:D

Oh yes I nearly forgot we still have quite a large supply of both varieties here - but they are selling very quickly due to the increasing demand !

BTDogMom
05-02-2003, 09:44 AM
AAAAWWWWW - I'm so frustrated I can't get a single flea here - SOMEONE http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/02-May-2003/18803-think.gif has a monopoly on fleas - :mad: - and it's ridiculous, aren't there enough fleas in the world? I mean, can't we all just get along? The greed http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/02-May-2003/18803-$eyes.gif of making a profit on the backs...I mean buttocks of fleas must stop immediately - we must all come 2gether and make the flea ass world a much more beautiul place if we r going 2 make a difference.

Gilberte
05-02-2003, 01:36 PM
:mad:
Indeed, indeed ... just had a look at the pages of the Financial Times and "fleas" are now quoted in CARATS :mad:

cyrillejubert
05-02-2003, 02:39 PM
No news from Lisboa...
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/02-May-2003/19462-malin.gif I just receive a report by the spy I sent in Portugal http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/02-May-2003/19462-verdeter.gif

You can notice that it is not the first time that someone spy Arcanjo's appartment... It was evident from the first day, just under our eyes...

Look at the Arcanjo's drawing on her own microfilm
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/02-May-2003/19462-arcanjo.jpg

You can see that the first day when she started this thread,
she had allready on her desk a file about "fleas"

Everyone spoke about this mouse hole in the wall ...
If you have a closer look, there is a webcam in it
the same in the wall on the left ...

Arcanjo had a project since a few months and she was about to contact me
but ... someone else was interested by the flea market and was spying her.

Arcanjo is our friend and we will all make money with her generous commission ... $$$$$$$$$$$
we are all interdependant
We have to discover who he is ...

:cool: Oi Oi Oi Cyrille's angels :angel::angel::angel: ...

:D give us some information :D

cyrillejubert
05-03-2003, 08:49 AM
:( News of the day ...

I enlarged Arcanjo's microfilm and look what I foud...
You can see in the reflect of the web cam's lense who is behind : "the eye"
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/03-May-2003/19462-oeil.jpg

I had to encounter him long ago in Burma... his friends used to call him Z.
I thought he was dead. Last time I saw him, he had a tattooing needle staked in his right eye.
He is the chief of the S.P.E.C.T.R.E.
( Small Pets Experimentation Center To Repopulate Earth )

One of their organisations is the F.R.I.G.I.D.
(Flea Research In Gimmicks Inflating Desire )

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/03-May-2003/19462-idée.gif Eureka ! I found the link ... Gilberte spoke allready of spanish flies ... They are trying to create a new breed of fleas crossed with the terribly aphrodisiac spanish flies. Imagine the wastes that could do these "spanish fleas" in the puritan society ... http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/03-May-2003/19462-obsede.gif Sodome and Gomore ! :rolleyes:

Z. , all his life, has been struggling against our south european way of life, and recently he tryed to steal Arcanjo's project : the F.R.O.G.G.Y.
( Flea Research On Garlic Generating Youth)

When he met Arcanjo for the first time, he was stung by one of her flea.
He was very impressed by the effects ... but Arcanjo not so much

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/03-May-2003/19462-exhibitionist.gif



:D Stop laughing
:( Arcanjo did not appear here since 3 days ...

:( Z. perhaps kidnapped her .... I fear the worse...
because in kidnapping, you have "nap" !

Leslie Pz
05-03-2003, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by cyrillejubert
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/03-May-2003/19462-exhibitionist.gif

This is TOO funny!
-Les

Zarathustra
05-03-2003, 01:03 PM
Do NOT trust the words of Monsieur Jubert - he is as mad as a march hare, and has a terrible secret which I discovered in Burma.
I feel the truth MUST be told, and therefore I am giving you all access to the Monsieur Jubert Files... In it you will discover the meaning of F.L.I.P.P.A.N.T and the real motives/secret life on Mr. Jubert.
You will need the Macromedia Flash plugin to view this file. If the link does not work and does not prompt a plugin, please download it from this location
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http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/03-May-2003/9583-jubertfile.jpg

CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO DISCOVER THE TRUTH...

THE JUBERT FILES - CLICK AT YOUR OWN PERIL!! (http://www.thegreatseparation.co.uk/jubertfiles.htm)

n.b. Speakers are required.

Gilberte
05-03-2003, 01:34 PM
My cookies are not enabled :crying:

J'ATTENDRAI ,LE JOUR ET LA NUIT ... J'ATTENDRAI TOUJOURS !

MonicaB
05-03-2003, 03:25 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: Flea-Loving Infidels!!!

Zar, you are TOO funny! Love the artwork.

Imaginee
05-03-2003, 04:05 PM
Zara wonderful evidence!! Excellent job!!! In my days of working as a Private Detective (tis true) I recalled hearing about " The case of the flee tattooing market crimes". Now for those that are not familiar with this case, it was never solved, so i suspect that Monsieur Jubert is indeed the same criminal mind from long ago....
Our Arcanjo is sure to uncover this from the files that Zara has made public!!:D
Unlesss....she has been kidnapped!!??:eek:

The suspects are:
Monsieur Jubert
Gilberte
Dahzl
Leslie Pz
MonicaB
DanaNY
DragonladyfromOz
drwells
Jakeally
seejay
Atrsy
JustjoGA
jjsangel
sassybird
Christie
Gutshot
Zarathustra(everyone is a suspect)

If only we had more evidence, who out there knows more, please come forward!!

cyrillejubert
05-03-2003, 06:35 PM
Who could believe that I can be a Tick ?
Who could even listen these fairy tales ?
This is a rough mounting, that Z. learned in the elementary KGB school yeeeeeeeeeaaaarrs ago.

S.P.E.C.T.R.E. has allways developped biological and chemichal mass weapon associated with zootechnical breeding.

When F.R.OG.G.Y was called in Burma 27 years ago, we had to solve a very curious enigma :
150 women, young an old, even very young and very old, were found killed
in less than 4 monthes in this small country. All the body had strange holes about 16 cm deep done with a kind of pestle. Each body had 5 or 6 holes like that in the belly, the chest or in the back.

These holes were done by sexual assaults.

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/03-May-2003/19462-microscope.gif When Doctor Dahzl (father) came from Australia to study the seminal liquid in the wounds, he discovered that the spermatozoïdes were mixed with eggs.
When a few eggs hatched out, we discovered an unstable breed of hybrid bugs. Just six of them survived a few weeks and became adults.
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/03-May-2003/19462-punaiseZ.jpg
On the six, one was still growing and was moving to a kind of human foetus. He died by accident, las. The other bugs seemed regular, but this strange diabolik face on their back... but they were speaking.
A very famous linguist from Antwerp came to study the tapes recording and endly discover ..... they were using a very old bactrian dialect. The Bactriane is a part of the ancient Persia close from the actual Afghanistan ...
:cool: follow my glance:cool:

"This dead language was still in use at the end of the century in the liturgy of the zoroastrian sect. After the british-russian treaty in 1887, this worship was forbidden and disapeared when the Bactriane became an english dominium in 1907. In the fact, the sectators continued their worship but underground. The priests instead of loving Mithra, the Power of light tought the love of Ahriman, Prince of Darkness." explained us this belgium Professor.

Doctor Dahzl, the very distinguished entomologist, told us then to come and look at the bugs in rut. The scene was horrible.

The big male climbed on the first female, and without taking the time to find her sexual orifice, he started piercing her back with his sex. In 10 minutes, all the female were dead with terrible wounds. The smaller male was in the same shape his belly was stabed seven times.
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/03-May-2003/19462-punaiseperce.jpg

:( this face on the back like robot-portrait
:( this dead language used by zoroastrian
:( this rut session

and a serial killer in Burma ...

It took us a few monthes to find the lab and the Zoroastrian chapel, but we did it.
We killed them all.
That day, the 28 of january 1977, I let "Z." dead, my tatooing needle in his right eye.... and a pen in the ass.
(I did not want to say that in front of the Ladies) :(


You can understand why I am worrying when I think Arcanjo has been kidnaped by the reincarnation of Z. the Burma's serial killer.

Did you hear Arcanjo's cry ... :( He is a sexual maniac ...

Imaginee, you had better to try to help me instead of playing Cluedo !:mad:
You are so childish sometimes :rolleyes:

seejay
05-03-2003, 09:29 PM
I was just bitten, probably by a flea. If I never appear in this forum again, you know what you have to do...don't fail me - do your duty for the free world.

PS. Please cross me off the list of suspects, it couldn't possibly be me.;)

Cheers

PPS: Just as well some of us have a grasp on reality here.

Imaginee
05-03-2003, 10:37 PM
:p

Dahzl
05-04-2003, 02:33 AM
SUSPECT?????!!!!!!!SUSPECT??????!!!!!!!!!!! MOI?????:confused:

NEVER!!!!

OH! NON NON NON NON !!!NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!:confused:

I am INNOCENT!!!!:angel: :angel:

{ Must find an Alibi!!! Very Quickly!!]


:confused: :cool:


Arcanjo!!! Arcanjo!!!:eek: Where Are You???????!!!!!!!!:eek:
Kidnap!!! Murder!!!! MayHem!!!! HeLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPP!!!

Dahzl
05-04-2003, 03:50 AM
As you can see poor poor Dahzl is a trifle unsteady at this point in time:confused:

not only is she a Suspect in the case of the mysterious Disappearance of Arcanjo -

but - it seems she accompanied said father - Dr. Dahzl famous, distinguished ,debonair and highly brilliant entomologist on his long hazardous journey from Australia and was not only witness to the Horrific crime scene she was also Unfortunately present while her father examined the the bodies of the poor victims of that Dastardly Insane Maniac!!!

It was Too Much to bear!!!:confused: poor Dahzl was completely overcome........
And Fainted Right there and Then!!!!!.................:confused:

SACRE BLEUR !!!!!!!:o

cyrillejubert
05-04-2003, 05:45 AM
this is an international quest and S.P.E.C.T.R.E.
is like the hydre in Lerme ... he has many heads

Look at what Z. is doing in Hong Kong and Pekin
We have to move our office on

http://www.wetcanvas.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1178176#post1178176

marc
05-04-2003, 12:36 PM
Please, monsieur Jubert, I think the world would be most pleased if you moved your office to a less populated part of the planet - have you not done enough harrassing poor Japanese students? Clearly, your cover is, once again, blown.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_777095.html?menu=news.weirdworld.strangecrime

:evil:

Gilberte
05-04-2003, 12:45 PM
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/04-May-2003/9813-Computer_Programmers_Blown_away_prv.gif

marc
05-04-2003, 12:49 PM
Gilberte? The above was meant in jest. Obviously :D

cyrillejubert
05-04-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Gilberte
http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/04-May-2003/9813-Computer_Programmers_Blown_away_prv.gif

Gilberte ? ... hum ... Gilberte ? hum GILBERTE !

When you will finish your breathing exercises ...
nobody is dupe ! :o
it is just to show us your new pink underwears .... pffftt !
We are still waiting for you to enlarge the photo on "italian princes"...

Please notice that we moved to "abstract & fantastic"

http://www.wetcanvas.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1178176#post1178176

Marc
the japanese think they are the white race ... i am pink and blond
but thank you ... Yamamo kawasaki is 24 y old ... I feel better

marc
05-04-2003, 03:08 PM
Cyrille, I'm sure a little watercolours can be applied to the skin for necessary adjustment ;)

Sorry if I'm the only one who had amusing images in my head from the above story - there's lots more on that site..

DanaNY
05-04-2003, 06:51 PM
Zar, excellent work!!! Those files you uncovered on Cyrille...just brilliant! :clap: LMAO! http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/04-May-2003/19825-lol.gif

Has Arcanjo been kidnapped?! :eek: While Linda is doing the investigative work and searching for suspects http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/04-May-2003/19825-lookout.gif , I will collaborate with her at this time. Linda, please send me all forensic evidance that you collect, so I can send it over to my team in NY at the crime lab for further analysis. I hope no one else is kidnapped or no bodies turn up, but if they do, don't worry, we'll get Dr. Baden (our resident pathologist here in NY) on the case right away!!! Dr. Baden says he is ready if we need his expertise at any time.

And you can take me off the list now, I'm no suspect! http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/04-May-2003/19825-angel2.gif

Dahzl
05-05-2003, 12:58 AM
:confused: Oh No!!!!:confused: Gilberte has been ' FoooFFed'!!!

Dahzl
05-05-2003, 03:37 AM
Ah Ha! I have found the missing alibi !!:D

At the time of the alleged Kidnap of Arcanjo - Monsieur Cyrille and I were "Otherwise Engaged":D within the confines of a certain little Arabian lamp!

Please check here> http://www.wetcanvas.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=102219&goto=newpost

I am sure that if you read back a post or two that it Must clear both Monsieur Cyrille and I Dahzl:angel: We are totally Innocent of the said -Heinous and Dastardly Crime of The Kidnap of Arcanjo!!

And it was Very Very Cramped in there I can tell you!:confused:

Dahzl:D :angel: Innocent!:angel:

BTDogMom
05-05-2003, 09:47 AM
Zar, excellent work!!! Those files you uncovered on Cyrille...just brilliant!
ZAR!!!! AHAH EHEH A HEAHE AH EHAEH LMAOROFL LOL!!! U r crazy I LOVED the "show" the sound effects killed me - this is hysterically funny!!!! http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-May-2003/18803-laugh.gifhttp://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-May-2003/18803-laugh.gifhttp://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/05-May-2003/18803-laugh.gif

U guys r crazy!! Don't u guys have jobs or something - I wish I could goof around all day - :( - That is my 5 year plan, where I c myself in 5 years: I see myself being able 2 goof off all day everyday! WOW!! I've truly been enlightened here - now I know exactly what 2 say on interviews when I am asked about my 5 year plan. THANK YOU ALL!!!!! WC fickin' ROCKS!!:clap: :clap: :clap:

Arcanjo
05-05-2003, 07:30 PM
:D Hi Everybody! Iam back but I was sent to another room. Just posted there!!!

Beijinhos